🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[popnloch ness monster]

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ASHTON, THE BABY

 

[Punitive Castration]

The really beat skinny lady who is currently in bedroom 3 is one to watch, she knows Bic and she was a plant on one of the prior episodes. She had xannies in her bag last time and was really strange.

 

[Nihil Jung]

The one girl who sounds like a dumb bitch/Xanax addict is an actor imo, but she can be fufunny.

Is that the one that couldn't stand not being the center of attention and started talking about how she was raped at 17? Sweet girl.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

actual live cricket noise in the tank is a bit on the nose.

 

[DapperShark]

Shinji is the least affected by hassle i feel because hes the only one who didnt watch season one (He admitted that his friends told him to join the show and told him not to watch anything about it).

He absolutely did watch season 1, the other day Jet was talking to him in B3 and he said he didn't like how much power the simps had last season (referring to the josiecels).

 

[feral cat #6385]

What the fuck is even going on?

 

[Heather Mason 2]

What the fuck is even going on?

It's time to harass prostitutes

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I tune in and see Fatty is back. Goddammit, I hate him so much. I thought they did a good thing only having him around for a day and playing as Santa, why must they bring him back?

Gonna post this again

 

[feral cat #6385]

It's time to harass prostitutes

...then murder them? I didn't know my hobby was so mainstream.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

Chris has to rate all of the ladies and pick a winner.
Tayleigh is a 3/10. Basically says she has no confidence and she's weird.
Trish isn't rated for some reason but calls her a "homewrecking hoe" and that they're "better off as friends". Trish gives him a peck on the cheek.

 

[Karen Horney]

The "winner" on a date in bedroom 1. Still don't know her name. but I think I heard her referred to as Russian Summer?

 

[DavidS877]

...then murder them? I didn't know my hobby was so mainstream.

I have faith that you'll be able to leverage your hobby into a fruitful career.

 

[CoolFool]

Gonna post this again
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Gonna say again, I'm no more negative than anyone else here, every other post is someone (usually the same 5-7 people) complaining about technical issues, Jet being stupid, incompetent wiggers, or complaining about the fish themselves.

Anyways, Fatty is only good in small doses, his loud mouth always overtakes everything else to where you can't hear what other people are saying. Several times he's butted in on other interesting conversations and made it all about him in his whiny loud voice. Fatty sucks.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

The "winner" on a date in bedroom 1. Don't know her name but I think I heard her referred to as Russian Summer?
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Swimmer
because she was a swimmer

edit: oh, and I think they called her Tatjana

 

[Karen Horney]

Swimmer
because she was a swimmer

Fuck if I know then, that whole sequence was like a cheese grater to the cochlea.

 

[AnOminous]

Frank Hassle? More like Frank should stop eating so much White Castle. Tubby.

White Castle Doctrine.

Frank is fat, and so is his humor, and I would not laugh at it.

 

[Aristides]

Fatty is naked again. You can see his balls this time.

Spoiler: THIS IS REALITY

 

[curbside2]

For a borderline retard Allie is (unintentionally) hilarious. Somethings I've learned from her conversation with her, dumbgay, and Tay:

- She showers once every twelve days but sometimes misses even that target
- She's "not gross" because she brushes her teeth at least once every three days
- Mentioned Texas when talking about cities
- Asked if she could run out and buy cookies
- asked if she can do a toothbrush run for the fish
- told dumbgay he "looks like someone who has good bowel movements"
- said brushing her teeth is important to some but not her

 

[Karen Horney]

Allie is joining for a day or two. She's a mess. Tends to dominate conversation, parents divorcing, rarely showers. I'm optimistic.

Spoiler: fatty's balls NSFL

 

[Marche]

Fatty is naked again. You can see his balls this time.

Debatable