Orbiter @Perspicacity / Persip / @SpeckPer / “Scuffed Express” / “Gatorcacity” - Gay Iranian hairdresser, fat, Gunt janny, Godwinson’s butler, bears & otters enthusiast, ex lover of PPP

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Perspicacity is a gay Iranian hairdresser & Ralph’s former janny. A small time streamer best known for being in the shadow of PPP, Godwinson, & the Gunt, Persip, an otherwise unassuming and boring character in the Ralphaverse would eventually be a major character in Ralph’s 2024 edition of the Pillstream.

But Persip wasn’t always such a soulless clout chaser and much like how EsoShaggy was once a person who disliked Ralph in the past, so did persip. So who’s Persip and why is he now getting mocked relentlessly by Sektur characters?

Origins

Perspicacity ironically began his presence on the Kiwi Farms under the @Perspicacity handle and he joined the site on March 21, 2019. Persip was just like any other user on the site; he was primarily focused on alogging Ralph but to a lesser extent DSP. Given his interest in Ralph though in addition to his advance knowledge in sektur/internet autism lore, Persip would later come into contact with PPP & Godwinson and alongside another former Kiwi Farms user Squire of Gothos joined in on the various Discord cabals featuring the likes of PPP, Godwinson, Persip, Squire and eventually King of /Pol/ (Bryan Dunn) (after contributing to an updated OP on his thread

Beyond that, Persip would also run cover for Ashton, often commenting on PPP’s thread and shamelessly PPP-guarding, which is indicative of the Persian servant’s overall nature. This was observed by a new defunct lolcow site which exposed Persip’s shameless PPP-shielding:
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Besides vicariously Gunt guarding PPP, Persip would voluntary contribute to his own opinions on Sektur happenings, chiefly alogging Ralph.

Some examples of Persip’s activities on the farms:
Criticizing Ralph, wishing he was Gaytur
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Persip’s gay feud with Geekthulu on the farms (now in spergatory):
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Besides being a frequent user of the Farms documenting Ralph’s antics, he was also a notable contributor to Bryan Dunn’s updated thread, and this unexpected crossover documenting Dunn’s long lore would lead to the eventual friendship between the two. Additionally, Persip would also participate in “Punt the Gunt” challenge, a weight loss challenge that PPP & Null had back in 2020 (and a event that spawned the infamous “Pizza Day” meme)

Additionally, Persip was also a user on a kiwi farms splinter site known as Onion Farms where he would post frequently about Sektur happenings once more, such as Dick Masterson’s failed NP2, Gunt happenings, and other miscellaneous material:
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Conterminous to his “friendship” with Ashton & Adam Persip continued to use the farms to post about Ralph-related news, often alogging Ralph and clipping various videos that he would forward to either Adam or Ashton. At the time (late 2019-late 2020), Ashton and Adam were good friends, often collaborating on various projects with one another and Persip alongside Squire would contribute into such creative projects. Although not a streamer or a content creator like PPP yet, Persip’s influence aided in some of the older streams, and he was still very much close to Ashton in such projects.

2022: Kino Casino arc

PPP and his former room mate and friend Surfer had a major falling out in September 2021 and as such there was some internal squabbles between the old friends. Evidentially PPP went on a three month poverty arc where he was semi homeless. Persip at this time was PPP’s “friend” and opted to try helping in get out of his state of destitution. Upon his suggestion, the “Kino Casino” project would begin in December 2021, with Persip’s (and to a lesser extent Squire’s) influence. In his various seethe streams (which he repeats ad nauseam), Persip explained his role in turning Ashton from a fat yet charismatic jolly Canadian into an even fatter yet uncharismatic greedy grifter Canadian.

The Kino Casino aired its first episode in January 2022 with Persip and Squire acting as the “behind the scenes” figures assisting Ashton and Andy in clipping/planning the show. On occasions that Andy Warski wasn’t available for streaming, Persip would sometimes host the streams (notably Culture War Criminal vs Stardust debate) which were panned as being the worst episodes of the Kino Casino by the viewers. Also during this time, Persip began his own streaming show called “Scuffed Express”, a boring dry show ft Persip & on occasion Squire documenting the happenings of the sektur.

June-October 2022: Gay Slap Fight with PPP

Nonetheless, the drama brewing behind the scenes and tensions between persip & Warski would boil over after the failure of the Fagmenco stream (and Godwinson’s return) in June 2022.

While Godwinson remained silent for a month, Persip and Squire began to shit on PPP throughout the Summer of 2022 criticizing him for mishandling the interview and accusing Warski of derailing the Fagmenco interview by shifting the blame to Godwinson. Although their streams were barely seen by anyone, Godwinson would return in July 2022 (with some clip assistance by Persip) to dunk on the Kino Casino over the PowerChat scandal. Despite having attacked PPP during this time though, Persip would be the only writer’s room member to attempt mending the bridge with PPP in the following month (and to divide Warski & PPP after Warski’s beatdown). By October 2022 the Casino spiraled after Warski allegedly sniffed boxed wine and Perspic slithered his way in, hosting a “lost episode” of the Kino Casino in Halloween 2022 has since been scrubbed from official KC archive.


The failure of the show official severed ties between Perspic & PPP leading to a year long series of seethe streams by Persip over PPP.

Winter 2022: Anti-PPP Christmas
After being excised by PPP, Perspic, driven by a bitter rejection by the fat Canadian teamed up with Godwinson, KoP, Squire, and Asalieri to create a series of songs making fun of PPP, with each appearing in the music videos and humiliating the casino. While Perspic got his W, the subsequent months would devolve into a series of Ls and seethe.

2023: Gunt-sweeper and Ralph’s new Gaytur
Perspic would continue his cope sessions over PPP, having contradicting takes on living PPP to open envy. This bitter envy drove Persip to not only embrace the unironic Ralphamale meme, but went as far as to become a Guntguard out of spite.

While hosting one of his pro-Ralph stream, persip in his natural depravity would be exposed in May 2023 for watching depraved gay porn. As per usual Perspic would downplay this embarrassing event by talking again about how PPP is fat and how Warski is a crackhead almost ad nasaeam:
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By August 2023, Perspic devolved from being a literal nobody & former PPP janny to becoming an official “Killstream cohost”. This is where Perspic became more of a public figure and a part of the Ralphaverse and over the following months Persip would not only put all of his faith on Ralph, to the point where he gave him his number and serves as a even more useless version of Gaytur (while being unironically gay). Despite having been “promoted” as a new Gaytur, and attacking as Ralph’s attack dog on Xitter, Perspic would disappear a month after due to the loss of his father but return in October to continue to host Killstream shows.

Fall-Winter 2023: Persip vs KoP, Internet Tough Guy Arc

The embrace of Ralph and subsequent developments of drama with KoP (a person Perspic would call his friend) would lead to Godwinson to create a stream on Persip’s channel shitting all over Bryan Dunn in October 2023. This would call an epic fallout between KoP and Perspic, leading to endless carry tweets between two gay men, streams, and gayops all over the place. Godwinson collaborating with Asalieri and Persip once more created a series of music videos in Christmas 2023 to attacking Bryan Dunn.

A few days later, Perspic would have a therapy/bloodsport session with KoP, leading to the penultimate bridge burnings, once more demonstrating Persip’s passive aggressive snakish nature.


Around a day later, Ralph would attempt to kowtow to Fuentes leading to Godwinson disavowing him. This would lead to the inevitable and hilarious spiral that would begin in January 2024 and the subsequent revival of da sektur.

Ralph vs Godwinson. Persip buckbroken & Snakening Arc
While still a no name faggot, Persip would become the epicenter of Sektur drama in the form of Ralph’s sobriety ending. Despite all attempts by Persip and EsoFaggy to tard wrangle Ralph and keep an eye on his sobriety over the past few months, Ralph snapped when Harry Morris issued legal action to get Ralph to pay his child support. Ralph’s low impulse control and his crippling drug/alcohol addiction would lead to an hour long struggle session and the destruction of his Røde Podmaster mic and a total meltdown live on hair (and a reveal of his hideous grizzled Gunt). It was here on these streams that the Gunt would begin to attack Persip, by calling him a nonce (a British word for pedophile), demanded Persip pays $800 dollars to him for a new mic and Persip would do nothing would accept Ralph’s libelous attacks against him:


In the following days, Ralph would host more Pillstreams leading to the revival of the Sektur but also the Kino Casino & Bryan Dunn’s subsequent revenge arcs on Perspicacity. Godwinson, originally silent on the matter also began to attack Persip, by sublimely disavowing the gay Iranian hairdresser. Despite all attempts to bow down to two masters, Persip spiraled leading to a seethe session on KoP’s latest stream on him:
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Despite all desperate attempts at sweeping his own fuck up, Persip would cuck and burn the bridge with Ralph in January 13th, 2024:

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This stream was not only an embarrassing display by Persip who continued to both praise and stab the Gunt’s back, but he shifted his attention to seething about PPP, demonstrating how jilted of a gay ex lover he is. The live chat as per usual was ridiculing Persip, and the spam of gator emojis flooded Persip’s chat to the point where he eventually censored the replay as a result:
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Ralph would see this act of betrayal by Perspic as treacherous in the following Killstream leading to the bridge burning between the two being fully confirmed, leading to Ralph wishing Persip a slow and painful death and subsequently “firing him” and chief of staff in a spiral that began a few days ago


With Persip now at the epicenter of Ralph’s 2024 meltdown, I thought it would be apt to create a thread for the discount Gaytur how he swept up for Ralph’s endless failures
 

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One of the sloppiest, horribly abridged and somewhat incorrect or inaccurate information presented in a summarized way.

You clearly do not know the subject at all and are someone who has watched a few streams and believed that means you can flush out this “thread” without following up with any of the persons of interest or contents done.

If you are going to write a thread you should watch the content you are going to tell us about and actually sit down and do the work of digging through everything and drafting it up before you actually click Send. You left out about 3 years of information and completely debased what you did present.

God this sites actually work ethic has just bottomed out and this is how things are presented.

rewrite it up OP and actually research the topic ffs
 
One of the sloppiest, horribly abridged and somewhat incorrect or inaccurate information presented in a summarized way.

You clearly do not know the subject at all and are someone who has watched a few streams and believed that means you can flush out this “thread” without following up with any of the persons of interest or contents done.

If you are going to write a thread you should watch the content you are going to tell us about and actually sit down and do the work of digging through everything and drafting it up before you actually click Send. You left out about 3 years of information and completely debased what you did present.

God this sites actually work ethic has just bottomed out and this is how things are presented.

rewrite it up OP and actually research the topic ffs
Honestly I'd say the OP is about what Persip is worth, but unironically, if there are parts that are provably incorrect or lacking in info (and you know where to find said info), it would be helpful to point @Revuelto to where he can find it. Threads are collaborative - if you are intimately (lol) familiar with the subject of the thread, it's more helpful to be informative than to just say it's shit and refuse to elaborate. If you want the thread to be better, then help.
 
One of the sloppiest, horribly abridged and somewhat incorrect or inaccurate information presented in a summarized way.

You clearly do not know the subject at all and are someone who has watched a few streams and believed that means you can flush out this “thread” without following up with any of the persons of interest or contents done.

If you are going to write a thread you should watch the content you are going to tell us about and actually sit down and do the work of digging through everything and drafting it up before you actually click Send. You left out about 3 years of information and completely debased what you did present.

God this sites actually work ethic has just bottomed out and this is how things are presented.

rewrite it up OP and actually research the topic ffs
This thread is a work in progress. There’s probably lore bits I’ve missed out. You can write a thread yourself and I can delete the thread proving that you can create something with more detail (which I’m sure you can) or contribute further to some lost details
 
One of the sloppiest, horribly abridged and somewhat incorrect or inaccurate information presented in a summarized way.

You clearly do not know the subject at all and are someone who has watched a few streams and believed that means you can flush out this “thread” without following up with any of the persons of interest or contents done.

If you are going to write a thread you should watch the content you are going to tell us about and actually sit down and do the work of digging through everything and drafting it up before you actually click Send. You left out about 3 years of information and completely debased what you did present.

God this sites actually work ethic has just bottomed out and this is how things are presented.

rewrite it up OP and actually research the topic ffs
Is there anything that you would like to share with the class ?
As of now, I think OP could be improved by covering a lot more stuff like Persip PPP gunt guarding days and his involvement with CoE. I don't really know Persip that much other than reading his old posts and watching a couple of streams. So if you want to share something beyond that then go ahead.

PS : Didn't Persip help write the OP for your thread or something ? I heard he talked about it in one of his recent streams.
 
One of the sloppiest, horribly abridged and somewhat incorrect or inaccurate information presented in a summarized way.

You clearly do not know the subject at all and are someone who has watched a few streams and believed that means you can flush out this “thread” without following up with any of the persons of interest or contents done.

If you are going to write a thread you should watch the content you are going to tell us about and actually sit down and do the work of digging through everything and drafting it up before you actually click Send. You left out about 3 years of information and completely debased what you did present.

God this sites actually work ethic has just bottomed out and this is how things are presented.

rewrite it up OP and actually research the topic ffs
If the work ethic bothers you so much, tear yourself away from Discord and show us how it's done. Maybe Nick Denton has some emails covering Persip.
 
Perpiskityy said he liked Ralph more than Ppp on his recent stream, that he thought Ralph called him nuts (not nonce) and wants to still associate with Ralph, when he’s sober. Said he likes Ralph more than Ppp. I am calling bullshit on that one.

There’s no way he likes Ralph even half as much as he liked ppp.

Perspic would be the first in every chat on YouTube, Kiwifarms or even Onions farms to defend Ppp. Perspic is actually a really bad Gunt guard, he tried to enable Ralph there but it didn’t work well enough to be entertaining. And for some reason he doesn’t like Josh..

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One of the sloppiest, horribly abridged and somewhat incorrect or inaccurate information presented in a summarized way.

You clearly do not know the subject at all and are someone who has watched a few streams and believed that means you can flush out this “thread” without following up with any of the persons of interest or contents done.

If you are going to write a thread you should watch the content you are going to tell us about and actually sit down and do the work of digging through everything and drafting it up before you actually click Send. You left out about 3 years of information and completely debased what you did present.

God this sites actually work ethic has just bottomed out and this is how things are presented.

rewrite it up OP and actually research the topic ffs
Can't believe I am saying this but I actually kinda agree with Bryan on this one.

I also maintain my position that a thread is premature, especially without a dox. Essentially it is just giving him undue attention. Even ralph seems to understand this given he is mostly targeting godwinson today, correctly recognizing him as the real prime mover here. I recognize this position might not age well depending on how hard ralph responds to him quitting and the subsequent responses. This is either the end for persip and he is gonna log off soon, or the beginning of a whole new arc.

To be more specific about what is missing, as @Cringestorian X astutely mentioned, according to Persip he was a collaborator on the Bryan thread, with @Juan But Not Forgotten . Persip claims that it ultimately led him to be friends with Bryan after he was confronted about the authorship. I am unsure if he means the original thread, or one if its update rewrites. I also think some cataloguing of both his gunt guarding and ppp guarding, and participation in punt the gunt would be helpful.

As others have suggested, it would be very funny, and bring the story full circle if Bryan himself helped write this thread with his own perspective and information. Kino one might even say.
 
Can't believe I am saying this but I actually kinda agree with Bryan on this one.

I also maintain my position that a thread is premature, especially without a dox. Essentially it is just giving him undue attention. Even ralph seems to understand this given he is mostly targeting godwinson today, correctly recognizing him as the real prime mover here. I recognize this position might not age well depending on how hard ralph responds to him quitting and the subsequent responses. This is either the end for persip and he is gonna log off soon, or the beginning of a whole new arc.

To be more specific about what is missing, as @Cringestorian X astutely mentioned, according to Persip he was a collaborator on the Bryan thread, with @Juan But Not Forgotten . Persip claims that it ultimately led him to be friends with Bryan after he was confronted about the authorship. I am unsure if he means the original thread, or one if its update rewrites. I also think some cataloguing of both his gunt guarding and ppp guarding, and participation in punt the gunt would be helpful.

As others have suggested, it would be very funny, and bring the story full circle if Bryan himself helped write this thread with his own perspective and information. Kino one might even say.
I was debating on deleting given the lack of lore or info. I mainly made the thread to focus on his sektur involvement in the “Ralphalore”. A broad overview.

But at the same time I’m not sure. That’s why I want some input
 
I was debating on deleting given the lack of lore or info. I mainly made the thread to focus on his sektur involvement in the “Ralphalore”. A broad overview.

But at the same time I’m not sure. That’s why I want some input
lets let it fester for a few days. I suspect the mere existence of this seed might motivate certain parties to come forward with information and collaborate (intentionally or otherwise) with this thread. It may even result in a paradox where the thread becomes retroactively justified because of the series of events making it unjustified sets off, whether this be emboldening ralph, bryan or both, or whoever else.

Again, I find the idea of Bryan substantially writing persips thread after persip wrote bryans to be a rather kino and satisfying development. It's like pottery.
 
lets let it fester for a few days. I suspect the mere existence of this seed might motivate certain parties to come forward with information and collaborate (intentionally or otherwise) with this thread. It may even result in a paradox where the thread becomes retroactively justified because of the series of events making it unjustified sets off, whether this be emboldening ralph, bryan or both, or whoever else.

Again, I find the idea of Bryan substantially writing persips thread after persip wrote bryans to be a rather kino and satisfying development. It's like pottery.
That’s why I want Bryan Dunn’s contribution, it would be helpful. I’m adding extra details to the OP.
 
Alright, since @Perspicacity is a user of the site, I just asked the admins to see if it was okay for a thread to be made. This will be the subforum's second third forth fifth sixth whatever halal (Spectre, TeaClips, Flamenco...). Apparently he's Iranian? Fits.

(Let this serve as a warning to any forum users who want to jump into the shithole that's the sektur, you will get hung upside down for all your blood to be drained and it's your fault.)

I will place this thread into PG, no further actions will be taken for now.

God this sites actually work ethic has just bottomed out and this is how things are presented.

rewrite it up OP and actually research the topic ffs
Well, there's your chance to get back at him.
You wrote a thread on CRP and now he's allegedly DEAD.
You know the powers you possess, right?
(Not just being the black hole to tranny penises.)
 
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Alright, since @Perspicacity is a user of the site, I just asked the admins to see if it was okay for a thread to be made. This will be the subforum's second halal. Apparently he's Iranian? Fits.

I will place this thread into PG, no further actions will be taken for now.


Well, there's your chance to get back at him.
You wrote a thread on CRP and now he's allegedly DEAD.
You know the powers you possess, right?
(Not just being the black hole to tranny penises.)
Sounds good actually. I want @Bryan Dunn to complete the circle by creating a Persip thread/merging his write up. Get back at his ex-lover
 
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