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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

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I think this is a core issue leading to Fish leaving early. I recall Megan being upset by this explicitly when she was on her way out but even if it is not a conscious thing to a Contestant on their way out, the lack of planning is what leads to the excessive prompting and quickly shifting situations for Fish who end up leaving early as well.
You could argue that its the weak Fish to leave, but besides Summer who was literally insane, Fish leave because the pressure rises to fast for them to acclimate. Staying under the radar lets them coast to some degree and that may be a large part of why we have the fish we do now, they didn't have Productions crosshairs on them in the first week.
This is something Season 1 did well enough, the bits weren't rushed through and the pressure wasn't applied immediately. Week 1 has to be a kind of orientation week, like how the first week of school is all about meeting teachers, learning rules, etc. How far into week 1 of this season did production give out secret missions and attempt gaslights?
 
Honestly, ever since Jimmy got kicked out Fishtank has been on an upward swing. Seeing Tj BTFO him was arguably the highlight of the show. The bed challenge with Shinji finally going berserk and Tj getting blackout drunk was hilarious. Tay getting buck broken was the only interesting thing she’s done so far. Today has just been really crazy with fatty and the Frank cam giving us some of the most kino shots of the whole show. The last three days have been some of the best of the whole show.
 
I know a lot of folks hate on jet, but i think he deserves every bit of it. he's the last person that should be running a setup like this. he is just a fucking idiot and not up to the task. I wish Sam would put someone beside jet to get the show running more smoothly. I'm not sure who would be good at it in his crew. nick could make it work, but that guy seems super busy with the new kid, scuffed realtor and the house he's building.
 
I know a lot of folks hate on jet, but i think he deserves every bit of it. he's the last person that should be running a setup like this. he is just a fucking idiot and not up to the task. I wish Sam would put someone beside jet to get the show running more smoothly. I'm not sure who would be good at it in his crew. nick could make it work, but that guy seems super busy with the new kid, scuffed realtor and the house he's building.
What about the guys from Hello Computer that worked with Sam for his skits or The host from Cheaters.
 
Kino picture from last night. Please meme it.

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Its about as sincere as you can get from Frank, everyone realizes that the tacked on bit at the end with the baby killing was literally fucking insane and Jet is at fault for it.

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That's about how I figured Hassle would handle it. Homie ain't a bad dude he just gets "in" it a little too much, and in his defense he didn't seem like he was going over the top while trying to "kill the baby", just triggered her and backed off once he realized she was wiggin'.
Though you can't really fault him since he's just there to enact prod's will as the Hassler.
 
This is going to sound weird but Allie reminds me so much of this bitch from this old tv show Suburgatory. Allie is almost straight up playing the exact same character on this show.
needs a low IQ bimbo type that's impervious to TTS harassment.
We already had Josie in the first season.
I was hoping (unironically) that reality TV with autistic MDE fans would be more entertaining than it is
The problem is there's so much down time. if they were a lot more rigid with the schedule and planned out a lot more it would be more entertaining to watch autistic weirdos. the problem is the mix is off. Jimmy and Jon would have been a lot more tolerable if they were doing a different bullshit challenge every day or multiple per day so their 'tism wouldn't overshadow everything and take over the show for days at a time.
. I recall Megan being upset by this explicitly when she was on her way out
Autistic people thrive on routine and can put up with a lot of shit if you really plan it out well. If they were a lot more proactive like other people here wanted them to be they'd probably have had double the contestants still in.

doing some mumblecore version of a reality show is a neat idea but ends up like how this and last season ended up where the strong performers are few and far between and production has to rig shit to make it interesting the entire way through. Instead of planning by the seat of your pants why not actually plan shit out beforehand.
Fish leave because the pressure rises to fast for them to acclimate
Another reason for routine, going from one gimmick to the next lets people's brain's restart in a way. Thats a big reason why your teachers in elementary school would have a routine and time schedule when she'd teach you bullshit. If you go all free form then the kids start beating each other with mallets or eat paste or throw up or the fat one starts raping. Its literally why they also use the same concept in prisons.

They'd be able to push the fish then cool them down if they gave them a schedule they might be able to latch onto. When you don't plan shit out and just do everything fly-by-night thats when shit starts piling up and everything goes haywire. same thing with concepts such as delegation of duties or separation of crew, fish, freeloaders.

Which brings me to this point, Why the fuck did the freeloaders win last night's challenge? Why were they even a team? Does this mean they're getting money from it? Wouldn't the smart thing to have been have one freeloader and one fish on each team?

I know they have some boy who's never watched reality shows or television running this show but even the most basic logic should be expected by now
and Jet is at fault for it.
So he came up with indulging in his fetish? Could we get a list of all his fetishes so we might learn what other challenges are in store for this show.
I'm not sure who would be good at it in his crew.
Literally anyone at this point. In fact he might as well open it up to anyone on his crew. If any of them is willing to pre-plan an entire season then they should have a shot at it. So many blatantly obvious things just never get addressed or done that might improve the quality of the show. Jet is such a dumb fuck. the amount of times Jet has dropped the ball is insane, he plays favorites to much as well.
 
The problem is there's so much down time. if they were a lot more rigid with the schedule and planned out a lot more it would be more entertaining
They need to add a sleep-in penalty of some kind, like losing 50 fishbucks/chips if they aren't up and about by 10am. It seems like chaotic stuff tends happens late at night and all at once, so everyone gets burned out and does nothing for 10 hours the next day.
 
They need to add a sleep-in penalty of some kind, like losing 50 fishbucks/chips if they aren't up and about by 10am. It seems like chaotic stuff tends happens late at night and all at once, so everyone gets burned out and does nothing for 10 hours the next day.
The fish don't have reliable alarms to go off of. The crew is who needs to develop the fish schedule. It's not hard.
  1. Production wakes up
  2. Production wakes fish up
  3. Fishtank stuff....
  4. Production makes sure day winds down at reasonable time
  5. Production tells fish to go to sleep
Repeat those steps daily and the fish being asleep won't be a problem. Punishing fish for sleeping when they're often kept up late by production is retarded. The day Sam made fun of them for sleeping when he showed up, Jet had personally kept them up all through the night.
 
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Apparently we're conspiring with Jimmy to ruin TJ according to the retards on /tv/
They say a lot of baseless nonsense about this place. I just ignore it, /ftl/ threads are always all over the place out of sheer boredom because most of the show is downtime and they run out of things to talk about.
 
At least that shows they're aware of the weakness of their casing this season
You must live in an alternate universe?

In my world, it goes something like this.
Season 1: Jon wanted out by himself and Letty who was a good contestant, that stayed despite being pressured to an extend that would have most people crack.
Season 2: Summer who was sadly too unstable for the tank. Cole who got pushed out by production increasing pressure day by day. They deliberately isolated him and made him disliked by all the other fish. (because Jet had a crush on Brian)
Jimmy was a fantastic contestant in terms of entertainment value, but Jet being a retard thought it was funny to keep sending tiny women to annoy the schizo with the short fuse.

They had a more entertaining casting in S2 than S1, Jet just fucked it up.

I don't think it's necessarily sabotage
I think it is sabotage.
He might not try to directly sabotage fishtank, but he wants to sabotage it for the viewers. He seems to harbor some kind of animosity towards the viewers, he always dislikes the people that are popular among viewers and he prefers and coddles the people that are disliked.

If Sam had to go for a week we all know TJ and Trish would be the only contestants left.
 
You must live in an alternate universe?

In my world, it goes something like this.
Season 1: Jon wanted out by himself and Letty who was a good contestant, that stayed despite being pressured to an extend that would have most people crack.
Season 2: Summer who was sadly too unstable for the tank. Cole who got pushed out by production increasing pressure day by day. They deliberately isolated him and made him disliked by all the other fish. (because Jet had a crush on Brian)
Jimmy was a fantastic contestant in terms of entertainment value, but Jet being a retard thought it was funny to keep sending tiny women to annoy the schizo with the short fuse.

They had a more entertaining casting in S2 than S1, Jet just fucked it up.


I think it is sabotage.
He might not try to directly sabotage fishtank, but he wants to sabotage it for the viewers. He seems to harbor some kind of animosity towards the viewers, he always dislikes the people that are popular among viewers and he prefers and coddles the people that are disliked.

If Sam had to go for a week we all know TJ and Trish would be the only contestants left.
I am of the boat that Jet didn't set Jimmy up to fail, Jimmy wanted to be the main character, he wanted to be the expert of everything, he had 12 years of MMA training after all remember this.
Jimmy gave just as much as he got and you can't just walk around that constantly, Jimmys first tard rage was at taylor because she wouldn't eat hotdogs. Jet did not set that up and even after that Jimmy got his own little special treatment with alone time and an xbox like a child.
 
Jimmy wanted to be the main character
Jimmy was the main character and I bet Jet really didn't like that.
But Jimmy wasn't the main character because he suppressed the amazing initiative of people like TJ, Trish, Tay.

He wasn't the main character because he was the most likeable (that's Shinji), it was due to him being the most actively entertaining.

Jet did not set that up and even after that Jimmy got his own little special treatment with alone time and an xbox like a child.
This is fishtank, it's not a gameshow with real rules, everything is on the fly and nothing is fair.
Which is a good thing when dealing with unstable retards.
And it was the right decision to give Jimmy special treatment, because with Cole gone he was the only proactive entertainer.
This show isn't about sportsmanship and fair play it's about keeping entertaining retards in a house and poke them to be funny.

And Jet was the one that told the women to aggravate Jimmy AFTER he freaked out at Taylor.
Even on the day of the incident Jimmy already blew up earlier and Jet still encouraged the women to go after him.
So either Jet is a complete retard that couldn't imagine that this would go wrong or he wanted Jimmy to blow up to get him out.
 
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Recap of the grossest thing challenge ($500 to the winner):
- Trish showed a jar full of crickets/other bugs. Pretty weak stuff.
- Shinji took a waste basket from one of the bathrooms that, in addition to other trash in it, had also Jet's hair and for a good measure, Shinji also came into the trashcan ruining his 26 day no-fap streak. Apparently there was also Tay's underwear in the same basket, but that's unconfirmed.
- TJ showed a piece of carpet that he threw up on at some point.
- Duanye presented Trish. Apparently he hasn't seen S1 so I don't think he was trying to rip off Jon. Trish disagreed about being presented and proceeded to wrestle with Frank. Frank smashed an egg on her head and she poured some Zipp on him.
- Oliver showed some drain hair. Nothing special.
- Tay had brewed up a concoction of piss and puke that she proceeded to throw on Frank. If you watch the video, you can see that as soon as Tay mentioned it, Sam bolted out of the room, probably realizing what was about to go down. Frank then attempted to hug everybody, trying to smear others with the substance. That ended the challenge and everybody went to wash up/change clothes.
- Sam said that Shinji should've won, but in the end gave the prize to Tay for throwing piss/puke on Frank.
 
Punishing fish for sleeping when they're often kept up late by production is retarded. The day Sam made fun of them for sleeping when he showed up, Jet had personally kept them up all through the night.
In those instances they obviously shouldn't be punished. They can lift the rules temporarily as they have done so previously. I'm gonna ignore the hole slew of other assumptions you garnered from my comment though as I just made a minor suggestion, but whatever.
 
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Tay’s entire facade has been shattered by Frank. She basically cries implied sexual harassment when he gets near her. The fact that Trisha has less endorsements than her shows how many weird simps watch the show. Tay = worst fish
I think Tay is the second worst fish after Shinji. The weebs and simps ruin the show by rigging polls with tokens. If there is a season 3 the wiggers need to get rid of the poll rigging shit.
 
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