Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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“People have trouble getting my gender correct I’m so sick of it!” “How would you insult them when they get it wrong! That will definitely get them to start getting it right!” Is this like how a troon staets on the path from being a mere degenerate to a sex pest to a societal menace as their final form?
 

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“People have trouble getting my gender correct I’m so sick of it!” “How would you insult them when they get it wrong! That will definitely get them to start getting it right!” Is this like how a troon staets on the path from being a mere degenerate to a sex pest to a societal menace as their final form?
Counterpoint: when the person looks and sounds exactly like a man, it’s kind of hard not to slip up. I speak from experience - I know two pooners IRL. One looks, sounds and acts very much like a dude, the other is just a girl with no makeup and a binder. One, I have no trouble getting the pronouns right. The other, I have to consciously think about it every time.
 
Feminism has such a nebulous definition
Used to mean equal rights under law, but then they got equal rights under law ...

I fucking love malicious compliance.
It's not even that. More like trying to avoid trouble, because you never know what will set off a crazy person. Too bad even that won't work.

"Oh okay...so have you chopped it up, yet?"
The perfect response I couldn't come up with. :winner:

Given the boyfriend is a redditor, there’s a very good chance he looks like his girlfriend and it’s his first relationship too. Note that they’re not physically together but are messaging - they’re probably in love with each other’s anime avatar.
They are definitely each in love with their own anime avatars. ;)
 
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Um akshually I am not "chopping it off", as you so crudely put it. I am merely slicing my penis into ribbons and then sewing them together with my ball skin back onto my body. It's very elegant and fashionable akshually.
When he says "a student in my 6th period class", is he indicating that he is the teacher?

I don't know why this is surprising, but none of the responses suggested in the screenshot are even close to appropriate for a teacher to say to a student, regardless of grade level. Have we really fallen so far as a society? I thought basically the number one rule if adulthood is that it's not okay to talk about your personal sexual proclivities with children.

Why is this even a topic of discussion in his classroom? They shouldn't be talking about it at all, and if it comes up, the ONLY reasonable response is, "That's not appropriate. Let's move on." It doesn't matter if the kids are supportive or not, it's not a suitable topic for the classroom. It's actually not an acceptable way for any adult to address any sexual or highly political topic with minor children. If controversial topics must be addressed as part of the syllabus, that's fine, but sharing personal details with a classroom full of kids is not appropriate.

What a groomer. The kids are obviously fucking with him, too. Bless 'em.

This bitch is obviously crazy, but I will defend her a bit regarding the Bartholin duct cyst. They're common in women of childbearing age and they can be excruciating, particularly if the gland becomes infected. I cannot imagine having one just relapsing and remitting for so long, sounds AWFUL. They can be exacerbated by stress, so all of the obsessing this pooner is doing is likely not helping.

For those of you not familiar with the intricacies of the female reproductive system, the Bartholin glands are tiny structures located at the inferior (lower) end of the vagina, on either side of the opening. The glands secrete lubricating fluid, which is carried through the Bartholin ducts to tiny openings inside the labia minora. The fluid helps lubricate the vagina during sex.
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If one of the ducts gets blocked, the fluid can build up and create a big, squishy lump in the labia minora. The cyst can become huge and it is incredibly painful to sit or walk with a large one. It can easily become infected, causing an abscess which involves surrounding tissue. The duct is fragile and easily damaged, so once a woman has had one, she's more likely to keep getting them, as this unfortunate pooner has discovered. All of the squeezing and messing with it has probably damaged the duct itself, and chronic infection causing scar tissue doesn't help.
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The procedure she's talking about is called a Bartholin gland marsupialization. The cyst is opened and drained, and then everything is put back together in the shape of a kangaroo pouch to allow further fluid to drain out. Sometimes, as she mentions, a thin catheter is temporarily sutured into the pocket to keep the opening patent and encourage further drainage.
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It all sounds unpleasant, because it is, but the marsupialization is done as an outpatient procedure and takes like 10 minutes. She needs to just get it done because there's no way that it's worse than being on antibiotics for years for chronic abscesses. There are other treatments for a chronic Bartholin duct cyst, none of which involve turmeric paste (come on, lady).

How does she think she's going to get any troon surgery if she's this worked up about an outpatient thing? The nice thing is that being on antibiotics chronically for years has likely prepared her for the aftermath of FTM bottom surgery.

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All of the squeezing and messing with it has probably damaged the duct itself, and chronic infection causing scar tissue doesn't help.
Thank you for explaining this because when she wrote about squeezing the cyst I was confused as shit about how that could be possible. That looks painful :(
 
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Um akshually I am not "chopping it off", as you so crudely put it. I am merely slicing my penis into ribbons and then sewing them together with my ball skin back onto my body. It's very elegant and fashionable akshually.
I have to comment on this one, because this is something that trannies - and progressive-types in general - do that aggravates the fuck out of me. Taking a definition, arguing on one tiny, miniscule detail that might be wrong, then claiming the entire definition is invalid and must be removed. They do this all the time and it makes me want to scream.

Yes, sure, you're not literally chopping off your dick, but you are effectively doing so. You're taking your dick, flaying it into pieces, then shoving those pieces into a hole that has been carved into your crotch. In effect, you do not have a dick anymore. It has been so mangled and mutilated it no longer looks or functions as it used to. You broke it; therefore, you have effectively chopped it off.

They always fucking play this semantics game. You say "a woman is a person with XX chromosomes," and the trans crowds goes "NU-UH! SOME PEOPLE ARE INTERSEX, OR MIGHT HAVE XXX, OR SOME OTHER COMBINATION. THERE ARE PLENTY OF WOMEN WHO DON'T HAVE XX." Yes, on a purely technical level, you are correct; chromosomal defects exist which could absolutely lead to women having something other than XX, but 1) those are defects, as in errors that occurred in the process of conception, 2) they are exceedingly rare, maybe affecting 1 in 100,000 births, and 3) they do not invalidate the general principle that women are people with XX chromosomes.

Humans have two hands, and five fingers on each hand. That is a rule that any sane, rational person will agree with. One of the defining features of humanity is having two hands with five fingers on each hand. Yet, there are plenty of people who might have only one hand, or they only have eight fingers on each hand, or maybe they had five fingers and lost one, or maybe they have some kind of genetic defect and have no hands or fingers, or maybe some freak accident with conjoined twins led to a person having three hands, or even four. There's all kind of reasons someone might not follow that rule exactly, but they are all defects. Problems. Errors. It does not invalidate the rule that humans have two hands with five fingers on each. You can't say "hands and fingers exist on a spectrum," you can't say "I identify as having no hands," or any such nonsense. It's complete bullshit and it drives me up the fucking wall with how autistic it is.

They do this with everything, as one of those comments demonstrates. Aiden-55 says "they make a new vagina." Really? Is that what that is? That's a vagina? Funny, because it certainly doesn't look like a vagina. It doesn't have the same parts as a vagina. It doesn't have the same function as one. Yet they claim it is one, because they've played this retarded semantics game and redefined "vagina" to just mean "a hole in your crotch." Well gee, I guess by that logic, I could take a power drill, drill twenty-seven holes in your crotch, and congratulations! You now have twenty-seven vaginas!

I fucking hate trannies. I hate these people so goddamn much. Trannies are the reason I lost most of my faith in humanity. The fact that human beings, the supposedly "intelligent" species, can fall for this pure insanity is just too much. Even fucking fleas aren't this braindead. Rate me MATI, I don't care. Trannies are the dumbest fucking scum-suckers on the planet.
 
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Six whole months on HRT and all he managed to do was shave and put extra emphasis on his male pattern baldness?
Fr. All he's done is turn the tuft of grass thinned hair on top into a greasy combover fit for a background detective in an episode of Barney Miller.

Speaking of, thread tax of a kind ;)
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(an episode in which a park rapist was on the loose so all the detectives went "undercover" as women)

(and yes, I remembered that episode even though I probably saw it 45 years ago in reruns, because my brain apparently prioritizes space for important things like this. )
 
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This bitch is obviously crazy, but I will defend her a bit regarding the Bartholin duct cyst. They're common in women of childbearing age and they can be excruciating, particularly if the gland becomes infected. I cannot imagine having one just relapsing and remitting for so long, sounds AWFUL. They can be exacerbated by stress, so all of the obsessing this pooner is doing is likely not helping.
Oh yes, I too have been cursed with firsthand experience with a Bartholin’s cyst. (I called mine Twato, inspired by Total Recall.)

The fact that anyone would tolerate years of recurrence over actually getting it dealt with astounds me. To actually be in the room for it, then flee because of anxiety perplexes me.

But the pipe dream of perhaps going through bottom surgery when you can’t even cope with this procedure (a procedure to alleviate pain and constant suffering( is ridiculous.

If she can’t handle needles for numbing, what is her dental care like?

If she can’t deal with a cyst draining, how about the months of catheterization she will no doubt need after having her genitals rearranged?
 
Troon finally finds self after divorce. :lit:
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Definitely going to check back for comments later. :)
"dressing since 10 yo, and gender difficulties for longer than that!"

Who wants to bet the dude just played with his sister's/cousin's/friend's dolls, and his parents pushed the gender difficulties on him?
 
“People have trouble getting my gender correct I’m so sick of it!”
What’s funny is how they’re owning themselves but don’t seem to realize it.

People have a hard time calling you “she” because they look at you and see what you are: a hulking man.

But the troons just don’t get it.
 
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Lil Pooner doesn't know why dudes only wanna hit it and quit it :(
Since advice is welcome here, let ol' Cannibal help you out! Dudes do NOT want to deal with all your mental batshittery. Calling you a dude to ram you up the ass for half an hour is a much easier feat than trying to constantly affirm you and assure you that you're heckin' valid and definitely manly, okay?
So, so close to getting it with the "I feel like something's wrong with me"- yeah. That thing is being trans. It's a main character disease. And it's so hilariously feminine, too... "Why won't the men stay after?" I think most gay dudes are like, "Don't care, smashed". Get with the program, lady.

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Don't you love it when you're (allegedly) getting fucked by a guy, looking in his eyes and he looks like he's about to start sobbing? It's my favorite part of coitus, personally.
Also "After this experience, I'm definitely getting bottom surgery."

Lol. Lmao, even.
 

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