Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Geraldine]

{the wife disinvites him to her birthday party}

I would love to know the story behind that one, especially from the wife's point of view.

 

[mama Lazarou]

Why do the girls seem to have more problems weight wise getting permission for surgeries then men? Both types of tranny have absolute units

Couse 90% of ma'amrillas think nailpolish,frilly panties and the placebo effect is more than enough to turn into the womxn of everybodies dreams. ( I honestly find it weird how the medical establishment jumped on sterilising and mutilating autismas. "Women more easily influenced blah blah" Meanwhile there's no assembly line dedicking femboys and their "hrt" has literally no effect besides temporary limp dick.)

 

[Rosso]

These men need to die. Seriously. They need to 41% themselves asap. They are nothing but entitled, attention whoring degenerate narc bastards and a drain on society.

I need lesbians to talk about dick 24/7!! Why don't they talk about dick?? My dick is so important!!!

It's no wonder why terfs think men are braindead idiot rapist ape creatures who do nothing but think with and about their dicks all day long. Because some of them do and many of them are troonbians.

To be fair, don't feminists hate men by default, tranny or not?

 

[mama Lazarou]

where were you fuckers when they overturned Roe v Wade

Obfuscating the issue by screeching over women about titty skittles. Planned Parenthood's own fault tbh. If they didn't get roped into supplying hrt, the coomers wouldn't even have noticed.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

I would love to know the story behind that one, especially from the wife's point of view.

Probably a combination of shame and the troon attention whoring and/or bitching about people not going along with it.

These people read story after story of opposition, family ties being cut, and every day people just not wanting anything to do with them and they just don't seem to ever understand it.

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

Lesbians

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/195z6zi/cis_partner_watching_ftm_porn/

https://archive.ph/bB9sk

some in the comments even admit to be into violent misogynistic porn, with this one once again confirming that sexual assault is how they often turn out that way.
it's not that funny when you think about it though

Oh, this one too

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/195ozp1/anyone_else_sometimes_respond_to/

https://archive.ph/g2TaR

Seriously, r/ftm is an absolute gold mine. There's always fresh quality stuff

 

[Mad_Dog]

Anyone else sometimes respond to sexist/misogynistic things as if they were a woman before remembering that they're not a woman?

Happens to me about twice daily.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I would love to know the story behind that one, especially from the wife's point of view.

In the comments to that post, there a lot of condemnation of the wife. The self-pitying poster, having gotten his asspats, can now afford to be quite magnanimous. He says she’s grieving, and he would happily disappear from her life except for the fact they have two daughters. What an example of modern manhood he sets to those poor children.

link | archive

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I will always hate troons with the power of 100,000 suns for tarnishing the appeal for tall women. They already had it bad enough, and then along comes TiFfany...
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Tall girls, like tomboys are a precious rarity now. Cherish the real ones who still exist as their biological sex.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Um akshually I am not "chopping it off", as you so crudely put it. I am merely slicing my penis into ribbons and then sewing them together with my ball skin back onto my body. It's very elegant and fashionable akshually.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

This one can’t even handle getting a cyst drained, but is somehow thinking of bottom surgery?

Spoiler: More comments, BPD and dox

 

[PandaChai]

The troon in question

Trannydom is a gangly autist genocide. Sad!

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[Señora Airi]

Rremember trannies, you will always look like a man
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The dude looked pretty handsome as he was in the left pic.

 

[Evilronald]

To be fair, don't feminists hate men by default, tranny or not?

Feminism has such a nebulous definition that it’s hard to say what it really means anymore except “concerned with the rights of women.” There are troon “feminists”, male “feminists”, and “trans exclusionary radical feminists.” It’s kind of like how the word “christian” can mean any of many varying beliefs.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I also notice that a lot of men(who normally talk their ears off) are really quiet around me.

I fucking love malicious compliance. Don't hate crime them and risk your own job, just keep refusing to engage with them in any capacity beyond professional requirements, and see how long before they snap.

It’s like the guy who was posted here who wrote about how having his penis touched felt “super distressing and wrong” and he started crying because of it. even though he had lived 40 years as a man and fathered a kid.

I’m supposed to believe he discovered his feminine soul at 40? And he’s not just an impressionable person who spent too much time listening to sissy hypno and on trans social media?

Tax:

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>I don't know why very few lesbians join in

This one made me do an actual LOL. They're so close to realising they're nothing but a bunch of pornsick straight dudes trying to take the most convoluted route imaginable to having sex with a woman. You better learn to love that feminine penis boys, because real lesbians have had enough of your shit.

Lesbians

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/195z6zi/cis_partner_watching_ftm_porn/

https://archive.ph/bB9sk

Is this the rarest of all...the lesser-spotted Female Chaser?

If this was a normal relationship I'd feel bad for her, but discovering you ruined your body only to become a fetish object for some pervert is exactly the fate you deserve, lil pooner.

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Um akshually I am not "chopping it off", as you so crudely put it. I am merely slicing my penis into ribbons and then sewing them together with my ball skin back onto my body. It's very elegant and fashionable akshually.

"Have you chopped it off yet?"
"Um, sweaty, listen up...[unfiltered autism]"
"Oh okay...so have you chopped it up, yet?"

 

[hufflemuff]

This one is an L for the redditor rather than the troon he's dating. What are the odds he exists and doesn't live in Canada tho?

The beautiful and feminine maiden in question:

 

[monstrous bubo]

This one is an L for the redditor rather than the troon he's dating. What are the odds he exists and doesn't live in Canada tho?

Given the boyfriend is a redditor, there’s a very good chance he looks like his girlfriend and it’s his first relationship too. Note that they’re not physically together but are messaging - they’re probably in love with each other’s anime avatar.

ETA thread tax

Gather round and bow your heads, for today we farewell a lovely lady

Spoiler: text and photos

The reality of my transition is ’ve been miserable mostly and leave my home almost never because I really dislike how I look. To me it was always 100% about passing but after all this time and money it’s just not happening and won’t. I tried my best. I’ll still take my hormones, still be me at home but in public, I’ll just dress as a guy. (Btw hair is a wig so that’s easy).

Take yer tiity skittles, coom at home at your leisure, and don’t force me to play along? Fine by me, champ.

link | archive

 

[Mad_Dog]

Given the boyfriend is a redditor, there’s a very good chance he looks like his girlfriend and it’s his first relationship too. Note that they’re not physically together but are messaging - they’re probably in love with each other’s anime avatar.

ETA thread tax

Gather round and bow your heads, for today we farewell a lovely lady

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Spoiler: text and photos

The reality of my transition is ’ve been miserable mostly and leave my home almost never because I really dislike how I look. To me it was always 100% about passing but after all this time and money it’s just not happening and won’t. I tried my best. I’ll still take my hormones, still be me at home but in public, I’ll just dress as a guy. (Btw hair is a wig so that’s easy).

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Take yer tiity skittles, coom at home at your leisure, and don’t force me to play along? Fine by me, champ.

link | archive

Uh oh, the Literal Genocide™ has reached stage 9. It's so over, fellow ladies.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

The beautiful and feminine maiden in question:

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Six whole months on HRT and all he managed to do was shave and put extra emphasis on his male pattern baldness?