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Already know how this is going to go down:

Kef: Josh Bad.
Chris: Josh Bad.
Kef: Josh bad, yes?
Chris: Josh bad. Trolls bad.
Kef: Yes, bigots are bad.
Chris: Yes, bigots are bad. I did not sleep with my mom.
Kef: Ok.
Chris: Also I'm jesus and the messiah. I have super powers and I am talking to Sonichu right now.
Kef: Ok, but Josh bad?
Chris: Josh bad.
 
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Lucas interviewing Chris Chan? :story: What's funny is I literally made a Sonichu parody cover for Lucas two summers ago. Here's the post quoted:
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And here's the cover itself:
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I never thought Chris and Lucas would ever collaborate but here we are. The Dimensional Merge is happening chuds!

I guess when this shit happens, there's appropriate artwork ready to go.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
I would have thought praetor would have gotten Chris to do a "tell all" about Null before this if it was gonna happen. Not that Chris could say much about Null that would be a surprise since Null had access to all his emails unless he just starts making stuff up, which is possible.

No, Keffals probably just wanna talks to Chris since Drop Kiwifarms is his only major claim to fame and he probably wants to pin Chris fucking his mom on the Farms.
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Well Keffals is a fucking retard if that is his game plan.

How the fuck can anyone blame a forum for their incest?

Whether or not he says that the forum made it up, the police still arrested him and held him on suspicion of it.
It also appears that he is not allowed to go near her now.

Even if the forum was called “Chris Chan should rape his mother Barbara” and had threads and subforums dedicated to how he should and could do it, he would still have to make the decision himself to do it.
 
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The scary part will be when chris unhinges his jaw and a little sonichu crawls out then crawls into keffals mouth, he tries to stop it, but the little wiggler is both slimy and sticky, covered in glue that sloughs off the flesh of the little bastard

that'll be pretty scary is all i'm saying
 
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Worlds collide!
I still can’t believe that Chris is continuing to call himself the second coming of Jesus. I hope he knows that he will burn under the mighty wrath of YAHWEH for his heretical blasphemy.

Do you guys think that Chris sees Keffals as a True and Honest wahmen, or does he seem him as a demented male with man tits? If so, does he realize that he is no better than Keffals?
 
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Punished Neco said:
Chris Chan will be on Keffals stream on Tuesday the 16th
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I wonder what will be discussed.

I wonder whether even Keffals audience will criticize blatantly using a highly autistic individual for a way to gain superchat money. Probably not as this won't be the first highly autistic individual brought on stream, the last one was a commie revolutionary larper who wore a beret.
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It would be wild if Chris cancels last second because of "Covid" related illness. 🌈
 
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All jokes aside, I’m not entirely sure Lucas fully understands the complications that will inevitably arise.

We’ve all seen/documented Chris Weens or trolls in the past. Lucas is a cow but Chris is a cow with a mass legion of retard orbiters on a level not previously seen before. This will likely end up causing Lucas some problems irl.

So, do it, Lucas. It is going to be hilarious when you’re crying and bitching about it. And we’ll be here, still up, to laugh about it.
 
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Jesus christ 2024 is barely 2 weeks old but I already want it to be over with. How did Lucas even manage to get Chris chan to agree to it? Airing dirty laundry about the Farms? Or how being trans is just the prestep to being a Messiah for the "true" human?
 
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Dojima's Dragon said:
Between the jew tunnels, some random negro spending 50k on commissioned softcore porn and the cpu goddess (who fucked his own mom ) meeting a former farting pornstar. did God write the entirety of 2024 while on lsd.
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This is just the first HALF of January. We are reaching levels of meme magic not seen since 2016 youtube
 
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