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I watched Maddox's "When Fans Become Stalker Children (enjoy prison)" video a while ago and some things fell into place re: Dax's relationship with Ralph.Think Dick might be soft-disavowing Ralph. Ralph tried to get him to call in last night, first shouting Dick out on his show, then sending a text and even saying "if you ignore this, I know what message that's sending" or something to that effect and Dick didn't respond. I think Ralph said it was also Dick's idea getting Ralph and Riley back together, maybe Dick's goal is to wrangle his tards that will do anything for him into his own Fish Tank?
Ajam has Ralph by the balls. Guess Ralph's concerned about Ajam cashing-back since he essentially gave Ralph $1000 yesterday.
Now Ralph's threatening to release DMs. "I don't normally do those things" lmfao.
"Just come back in the chat bro, did the Casino Bros get into your head?" This is some real abuser-type behavior he switched into it seamlessly.
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Is this Ajam?
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Is this Ajam?
So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Gunt Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate. I'm a gunt guard in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am a gunt vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Gunt vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have a gunt vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about gunt vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up on Kiwifarms and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by alogs about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of gunt vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered tortas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what gunt vore is. It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of Ralph gunt voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into gunt vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately. The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite gunt vore videos on the Killstream and other videos that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the gunt vore videos I liked on the Killstream but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the videos with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only gunt guards enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated gunt vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive gunt-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite gunt vore articles from The Ralph Retort and I wanted to pass around the article and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the article myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to gunt vore I kind of gave upThe belly button looks like a bum hole.
This eldritch abomination just got torn a 4th asshole.Godwinson is tearing Ralph a new asshole with multiple dirty secret drops.
Jacuzzi's still at it:View attachment 5635897
The most disturbing thing about the Ajam situation is Ralph thinks he can convince Ajam to come back and keep paypigging using facts. "I did the stream you wanted (he didn't), so you're obligated to be here and paypig". He thinks Ajam needs to have a legit reason to stop being a paypig. What if Ajam just wanted to stop paypigging because? Replace Ajam with Faith after her family came to get her, Pantsu, or any woman who's dumb enough to live with him.
It's a window into how Ralphy deals with people who are close to him that dont do what he wants.
Jacuzzi's still at it:
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I'm starting to wonder if he's a Ralph alt. Or maybe he's just super ultra mega retarded. Have we ever heard his voice?
Grow the fuck up, Aljam! Ethan can’t make rent, put tortas on his table or his dick in Pantsuela without your coins in his panhandling cup. Ever heard of a little thing called personal responsibility??Jacuzzi's still at it:
Is there a poll for cope of the year? COTY.That's right! The Queen-o Casino could never pull 2k viewers without the Ralphabump! Which is why Ralph is under 300 viewers; they're all hate-watching the Casino!!