🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[porkWellington]

If Kino Casino have anything less than audio of Ralph that would accomplish TOTAL KILLSTREAM DEATH then Ralph gets an unironic W. That means the Writers Room, who were Ralph's confidants for months, have absolutely no dirt on him and Ralph's going to put out anything he has on them.

If their plan was to feed him a W so he does more dumb shit publicly, they've already done this before and they'd be pretty fucking retarded doing it again. We're past the stage of that being the acceptable outcome of shit like this. If Kino Casino delivers a nothing-burger, alogging Ralph's going to become very gay very fast. This happened before when Kinochet and Xaniberries were putting out fake shit about Ralph.

Ralph's still losing what little of his audience he has and I doubt him being "vindicated"on this will lead to a Killstream resugreance but it will keep this gay cycle of drip-feeding and underdelivery going.

 

[break these cuffs]

I guess BryBry wasn't meeting her expectations.

A man's heart only has room for so much homo lust. He picked a tranny over Null, though. I gotta imagine that stings a bit.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

His face (unfiltered) is always fucked up. Here it is in a different phase of whatever is going on
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where it’s all red and scabby and crusty. And to add to all the sexxy he has acne all over his chest.
and this too
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And the chin flap
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What a specimen.

He was crying about “muh *gurlfrand*‘ yesterday (like anyone’s falling for that story.)
- ‘it’s haarrd livin all the way across the country from muh gurlfrand’
- ‘that’s why ah’ve been upset lately, cuz ah don’t have muh gurlfrand’
- ’she’s not a whore. Ah know this because of certain information that ah have’
- ‘not gonna share that information wif yew’

And best of all, this
- ‘She’s all I have here in mexico… that and muh cats’

He’s clinging to this hooker for emotional support like a toddler clings to his blankie. Looking for a new mommy to take care of him and feed him.
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and tuck him in at night and make him feel better when he’s sad, just like Pantsu used to.

So do you think Mexican Pantsuela is down for that? I think not.

His senorita deserves double whatever he's paying, plus a danger pay bump.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

carved Null's name in her body.

Oh that one. Is the pill hog in his mind stealing her from Null and brag about it soon.

 

[Rage Pig]

Give me $400, you get 35% - what a deal.

 

[JAKL II]

Bills just scored another TD 14-0 Buffalo.

This is gonna be a great fucking day.

EDIT: The retarded nigger bet more than half of what little money he had left 2400 of 4000 pesos which is like 140 out of 230ish in USD on the Steelers as a drunken spite bet against his father in laws team who are 12 and a half point favorites and he bet on them at the moneyline which I think closed at +400 meaning this nigger is risking 140 bucks for like a 500 dollar payout.

Desperate times in the Guntaverse.

EDIT2: HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING FUMBLE RECOVERY AND COPE FROM RALPH.. "ITS OUT OF BOUNDS" ITS FUCKING NOT.. HES COPING IN REAL TIME ABOUT LOSING HIS MONEY.

LOL WHAT. These fucking blind refs are giving him hope. Fucking refball.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Gunt's Gridiron Grievances

I hope it's a complete blowout

 

[porkWellington]

3 hours in and Ralph's made $25. He's just watching football. And I mean he is watching football, chat is watching him watch football. I doubt he's even reading his chat. Think he thought chat would donate money for him to see their messages or songs he can wigger dance to and pay off his inevitable losses.

Lmao he just started playing some song saying "Support the sportsball stream, I'm going to be doing the caucus stream all night". I'll give him til 10 if nothing spicy pops off in the Sektur.

And he pulls out a cigarette. At least losing Cozy Rozy means he can smoke in his Mexican Casa de Verde Crack Shack. Not that it would've stopped him, but that bitch Pantsu would've bitched him out. Total Ralphamale Victory.

He's fucking torrenting his football he can't even afford to watch the games legit lol.

 

[Beavis]

Watching sports in silence is a new low for Ralph.

edit: when did Ralph give up on rumble and switch to kick?

 

[GuntPatrol]

LOL WHAT. These fucking blind refs are giving him hope. Fucking refball.

Yeah, I've been watching the game. There must be a Ralphamale-appreciator on the officiating crew.

when did Ralph give up on rumble and switch to kick?

I'm not watching it, but looks like he's currently live on the Killstream Live channel.

 

[JAKL II]

PICK IN THE END ZONE, Pittsburgh and Ralph down bad.

"This isn't Patrick Mahomes..." over and over again.

Him Fellating a nigger who plays for the team he jumped on the bandwagon for as soon as the nigger had a 5000 yard season will always be pathetic.

You know how I know its a bandwagon? Nigger drunk streamed through the Chiefs game the other night and didn't say shit about it, but is making a point to watch Harry's team lose.

Bets 2400 pesos [140 USD] "I only lost 40 dollars..." Nigger.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Bahahahaha Josh Allen dunking on Ralphmania!!!

 

[JAKL II]

JOSH ALLEN RUNS UP THE GUT FOR A 50 YARD TD

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh man, I've just turned in to a killstream in the first time in forever and he's just... so sad.

Poor Ralph. Gambling isn't a job if you don't have juicers, bud.

 

[porkWellington]

Watching sports in silence is a new low for Ralph.

edit: when did Ralph give up on rumble and switch to kick?

Ralph's always dual-streamed to both but did his gaming streams on Kick exclusively. My simplest theory is Ralph's trying to even-out the views on Rumble and Kick in case he gets banned from one. Kick has apparently told him directly they aren't going to verify him. The Ralphamale of a year ago wouldn't tolerate that bullshit, but he's still trying to use their platform.

More of a schizo-theory, he could likely be expecting a ban from Rumble at some point. I don't know anything about either site's TOS but Rumble seems to be a YouTube competitor while Kick is another Twitch, StreamMe, etc so I'd assume Rumble's more strict. Staff from either site would probably find a reason to ban him if they survived watching a full stream.

It's funny that his first fully sober stream this year has been a gambling stream.

Ralph's now trying to withdraw whatever he can before losing.

 

[GuntPatrol]

JOSH ALLEN RUNS UP THE GUT FOR A 50 YARD TD

If the Bills win (currently up 21 to 0 in the first half), Ralph's Chiefs will have to play them in Buffalo next Sunday. Imagine how humiliating it'll be if Harry Morris's team knocks Ralph's team out of the playoffs. I wonder if Pantsu is going to be watching.

 

[JAKL II]

"The Bills lost the worst comeback in history by the way, I don't know if you know that."

No Ralph we didn't know that. Because it didn't fucking happen you stupid nigger.

Bills won the game against Houston. No sooner as I type that he realizes he was wrong because chat corrected him.

EDIT: Doesnt even react to the Bills FG being blocked.

"I rent nigga" what a welfare flex.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Give me $400, you get 35% - what a deal.

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Hey, somebody pay off my house note and if it all works out, you can stay at my house two weekends a year

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph said he's wearing the blue hat saying "Caballo" because his rent-a-girlfriend said "Caballo" meant "Bill"

It literally means "Horse". Google translate says it. Spanish has a lot of regional slang but that is not Mexican slang. The picture on the hat should cause most sane people to infer "caballo" means horse.

If he got it as an "own" on Pantsu, fine, but he just lied about the hat to flex his Mexican Girlfriend lmao.



Ralph's happy about the Steelers touchdown but he's coping real hard about losing $30.

Around 3:56:00 Ralph starts talking about pulling women and literally said "Women want you to grab them "consensually", quote on quote, but they don't really want that", clarifying he meant women want you to grab them without getting consent. I figure that could be some really damning in court lol. Doubt Alice could still sue but if Ralph had said something like this back then I think it'd be a real easy win.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“I’m not an idiot. How do you think I get all this fine pussy” -Ralph

Okay Ralph that’s believeable. He’s coping about how you don’t need to be in shape, you just need to grab her. Just take it, they want it.