Orbiter DarkSydePhil A-Logs General - Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)

[Doctor Neo Cortex]

Okay so the big gayop here is to... Get Youtube to remove his channel? Get him banned from the partnership program?

What are they going upload for content if he's gone? How will this benefit them? There will be no more TIHYDP or monthly recaps. They really never think this shit through yet keep doing it to fuckers like Blade and they wonder where the content suddenly went.

If they get him taken off the partnership program then he's going to be beg more and retards without wranglers over their finances are going to just pay him even more every month. Assuming any of this crackpipe of a fagop even succeeds: Phil is just going to persist like a tumor.

I don't get why retards like Doody and the other weens self sabotage trying to manufacture 'LEGIT TROLL CONTNENT' instead of just watching the fat alcoholic streamer play the video games badly and beg. And if they really, really want him gone they could just all stop propping his channel up with view traffic too. Let Phil try and keep his rickety raft afloat for 30 days with no detractor coverage or hate watching. We would probably see him entertaining 20 viewers.

This is what I don't get, shouldn't these people want him to stream more so they can get more content and get more money? Whether they like it or not, they need DSP to survive. That's the only reason anyone watches or gives them any sort of attention, because that's all they have focused on, its like when all these youtubers focused on Chris Chan, before he went to jail they were getting views and money for just covering or recapping events, when he went to jail, most of them tried to branch out to other lowcows or even completely different content altogether and failed, leaving them with a dead channel.

That being said though, DSP won't give up if his channel is taken down and will find a way to keep on begging. He's called the pig roach for a reason.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Reminder that a supposed psychologist is trying to show how he's better than a fat retard who sucks at vidya. Steve of the Dent should be his new nickname

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Reminder that a supposed psychologist is trying to show how he's better than a fat retard who sucks at vidya. Steve of the Dent should be his new nickname

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To be fair, it was more self-deprecating humor. I don't think he was actually trying to be better than Phil.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Then people ask why Null wants to delete the subforum.

Spoiler

/thread

 

[Artaius]

Reminder that a supposed psychologist is trying to show how he's better than a fat retard who sucks at vidya. Steve of the Dent should be his new nickname

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Is Steve keeping a cat box in his fucking shower???

 

[marlintan]

Reminder that a supposed psychologist is trying to show how he's better than a fat retard who sucks at vidya. Steve of the Dent should be his new nickname

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what a poor faggot for a licensed therapist. Get on my level Steve.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Steve is worse than Doody shit like his jasper video is way people laugh at Phil's detractors.

 

[marlintan]

I swear to God and sonny Jesus the dent-tractors of the stationary variety are the most dented and autistic of them out there. e.g. see Doody, KingSlye, Almighty Frogga, etc. On a side note, anyone who subjects their kids, or anyone else's kids for that matter (see Marlintan) to Phil deserves to have CPS called on their ass. Please don't indoctrinate the young and vulnerable to this shit.

I literally tell CPS to go fuck themselves and bring a court order, I've yet to recieve one after 10 years.

 

[Little Bill]

I literally tell CPS to go fuck themselves and bring a court order, I've yet to recieve one after 10 years.

I'm NGL, seeing that stream where your daughters(s) were drawing pictures of Dave on your wall in crayon/marker was kind of funny at the time.

 

[marlintan]

I'm NGL, seeing that stream where your daughters(s) were drawing pictures of Dave on your wall in crayon/marker was kind of funny at the time.

big ups @Pisstrooper for donating the markers to me!

 

[Incel Death Note]

Steve is worse than Doody shit like his jasper video is way people laugh at Phil's detractors.

No it's totally sane to make 8 hour videos where you're on the verge of tears the entire time because Phil doesn't babytalk his pet cat the right way.

 

[Cadoster]

I genuinely don't understand how someone can dedicate so much time to Phil. Steve makes these 8 hour videos, is constantly posting about the pigroach on twitter and is even a host of a podcast dedicated to to him.

 

[Cadoster]

Come on man...

He had his daughter draw kat. (Sorry for double posting)

 

[Harm]

I genuinely don't understand how someone can dedicate so much time to Phil. Steve makes these 8 hour videos, is constantly posting about the pigroach on twitter and is even a host of a podcast dedicated to to him.

It's a grift. They build an empire around identifying a problem that they never want to see solved because they have nothing of value to offer beyond identifying the problem. The worst thing that could happen to Steve would be if Phil and all his content vanished at once.

Detractors fail to transcend the grift because they have dogshit personalities. No one would give a shit what Steve has to say if he stopped obsessing over Phil.

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

I genuinely don't understand how someone can dedicate so much time to Phil. Steve makes these 8 hour videos, is constantly posting about the pigroach on twitter and is even a host of a podcast dedicated to to him.

I've never met a psychologist that was a normal person, they're all insane weirdos.

 

[Japs_eye]

Steve is worse than Doody shit like his jasper video is way people laugh at Phil's detractors.

That guy needs to learn how to trim his commentary. I stg if you track how much of his 8 hour vids are just him making exasperated sighs, fake laughing, and being "facking br'ish m8"-it's AT LEAST HALF. Not even suitable for background noise, I'd rather watch DSP's remastered let's plays from 2010 over that shit

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That guy needs to learn how to trim his commentary. I stg if you track how much of his 8 hour vids are just him making exasperated sighs, fake laughing, and being "facking br'ish m8"-it's AT LEAST HALF. Not even suitable for background noise, I'd rather watch DSP's remastered let's plays from 2010 over that shit

He is very DSP-like in that he's overly verbose and fucking goes on barely related anecdotes and tangents constantly. If he gave a shit he could easily trim those 8 hour snoozefests into decent hour long videos.

 

[Artaius]

Come on man...

He had his daughter draw kat. (Sorry for double posting)

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What if he's just doing these himself and passing it off as his kid? Asking because I really don't believe a toddler would make portraits of silly internet people her dad grifts on. Shouldn't even have any comprehension to it at all. Which conjures some troubling concerns.

The optimist in me hopes maybe it's a larp and it really is just him passing off his shit napkin doodles.
[If so this implies MATI weens think about Phil so much they recreate his image like retarded cave men]

The concerned citizen part of me worries about darker implications. Is this dude really force feeding his poor kid raw Phil content 24/7? Grooming them into being a brain rotted dent? And is it just him? Are these retards breeding with the intent of passing on their pig roach obsession like some kind of generational curse? God help us.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Come on man...

He had his daughter draw kat. (Sorry for double posting)

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I really cannot stand KingSly. I was subbed to him for a moment because he was the only guy covering DSP that seemed like he didn’t know much about him or didn’t sound like a total faggot. But his use of the soundboard is god awful—worse than a morning zoo shock jock. Plus his streams about calling out other detractors or trolls and holding them to some dumb morality standard and letting them know “I can’t rock witch’ you, dawg.” Plus he defends Doody and takes his word as gospel. It all seems like a Sons of Kojima 2.0 kind of situation.

 

[Yung Dalph]

I really cannot stand KingSly. I was subbed to him for a moment because he was the only guy covering DSP that seemed like he didn’t know much about him or didn’t sound like a total faggot. But his use of the soundboard is god awful—worse than a morning zoo shock jock. Plus his streams about calling out other detractors or trolls and holding them to some dumb morality standard and letting them know “I can’t rock witch’ you, dawg.” Plus he defends Doody and takes his word as gospel. It all seems like a Sons of Kojima 2.0 kind of situation.

Plus he makes his streams private after the fact and cuts out anything that makes him look bad in the parts that he reuploads

What if he's just doing these himself and passing it off as his kid? Asking because I really don't believe a toddler would make portraits of silly internet people her dad grifts on. Shouldn't even have any comprehension to it at all. Which conjures some troubling concerns.

This is doody levels whether it's satire or not