🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Telecom]

10:48 pm: At group therapy, sam, frank, and chris all shout out jimmy to neg the remaining fish.

 

[Duncan]

Jet and Friends be like:

 

[cwestg]

some hilarious clips, i havent seen 90 percent of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHe4nEweFgs

 

[t(h)rash]

checking Twitter and 4chan, and goofing off.

I think we are all production.

 

[laoyang]

Production constantly nagging the fish to "do something" looks bad on production. Their job is to give them things to do and keep the show running, not just say "Do something!" What does production even do every day? If they shared that they know it'd look bad. I'd wager a decent chunk of their day is spent thinking of what to do for that day, being a runner, checking Twitter and 4chan, and goofing off.

I'll give Josie and Vance slack since they handle TTS and the cameras, but Jet and Ben treat the fish like props while acting like they're the stars. Take them impersonating Tai the other day for example; why not make an "Impersonate Tai" challenge and give the winner $500, then cap it off with their own impersonations at the end? But no, instead they round the fish together as a captive audience while the Jet and Ben show unfolds, to nobody's amusement.

I'm coming around to Duanye staying in the tank now that he is no longer monopolizing every conversation. Oliver actually does do nothing though and should be removed or replaced.

Dumbgay is annoying and a reflection of the HIV-American community, but he does a great job at agitating everybody else, especially Trish.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

"YOU PUNY FISH ARE NOT ENTERTAINING, DO SOMETHING, STAND OUT!!!" The wiggers say, pretending to be above them all, after breaking and eliminating every single person who did something and stood out. Faggotry from the wiggers on a scale not yet seen.

the whole “you guys suck be entertaining NOW” is a self fulfilling prophecy. constantly negging the fish puts them on the defensive and they have already been taught that laying low and doing nothing is how you win.

 

[Karen Horney]

Director cam is currently the only one up, but I can't really follow because the stream kacks out every 30 seconds or so. Caught something about them calling out Shinji for never giving a straight answer.

 

[PickaTopTier]

If Tay isn't doing this victimhood shit as part of a collective gaslight, she is a legitimate piece of shit lol. YOU TOUCHED MY FACE DURING A CHALLENGE WAAAHHH. Meanwhile shes giving Frank her dirty panties to sniff and show the camera her grool.

 

[Marche]

Director cam is currently the only one up, but I can't really follow because the stream kacks out every 30 seconds or so. Caught something about them calling out Shinji for never giving a straight answer.
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Therapy session basically Ben and Sam saying everyone makes no content and boring and gaslighting them about contracts and how freeloaders could win the 50k instead
They pretty much all agree they are boring and now Tay is enemies with TJ.

 

['Ol Stinky]

Rescinding my Tay endorsement after this inane "you touched my face" rambling.

 

[fukkit]

The wigger bald is coming in from all sides

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I hope they keep coming at tj and he goes nuclear lol. Tayleigh is fucking annoying with her self contradictions, her using jimmy as an example of how tj should act is insane lmao.

 

[C. Cactus]

Tay freaking out about everyone supposedly teaming up on her is not as endearing as she thinks it is. I'm not sure who is right on the "TJ was touching my face" thing because I didn't see that challenge.

Something about this therapy session isn't as entertaining as the other ones. They're all taking turns dogpiling each other for things that aren't their fault (Shinji speaking bad English) or are hard to verify/defend against (TJ being a creep). TJ may very well be a creep but because there's no way for the fish to prove that or for him to provide evidence against it, they just keep going in circles.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

“all you guys do is sit around, complain about alliances, and dogpile people. now will you please sit around, complain about alliances, and dogpile someone for several hours”

“why are you guys so boring??!??!!”

production is intentionally pushing the worst storyline possible while complaining about it.

 

[Marche]

Tay freaking out about everyone supposedly teaming up on her is not as endearing as she thinks it is. I'm not sure who is right on the "TJ was touching my face" thing because I didn't see that challenge.

Given Fatty was literally climbing ontop of Trish and spooning her for the challenge, id say Tay having her face stroked is pretty weak by comparison.
But this is pretty much all because production got to her to start cutting fwendship ties.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Oliver actually does do nothing though and should be removed or replaced.

I have a strong feeling the only reason Oliver is still in the tank is because the flight back to New Zealand is super long and a pain in the ass so they are just letting him stay for now. He's Mauro 2.0 even down to spending all day in bed. Even Mauro was able to come back and have at least one standout moment during his Fatty slap. If you asked me at gunpoint "What was your favorite Oliver moment from Fishtank?" I could literally not think of one.

 

[CoolFool]

I personally am not a Tay fan but I don't see the point in getting mad at her for turning against TJ. From a strategic point of view, getting him to quit works in her favor. Doubly so if the allegations are true. I can't really get mad at her if she's trying to do whatever to win.

Tay freaking out about everyone supposedly teaming up on her is not as endearing as she thinks it is. I'm not sure who is right on the "TJ was touching my face" thing because I didn't see that challenge.

I was watching it, TJ was constantly stroking her hair and it did look like he touched her face a couple of times to "calm" her during the challenge. I doubt she cared much about it back then, but given the current allegations, I'm sure it's creepy in hindsight.

 

[C. Cactus]

I have a strong feeling the only reason Oliver is still in the tank is because the flight back to New Zealand is super long and a pain in the ass so they are just letting him stay for now. He's Mauro 2.0 even down to spending all day in bed. Even Mauro was able to come back and have at least one standout moment during his Fatty slap. If you asked me at gunpoint "What was your favorite Oliver moment from Fishtank?" I could literally not think of one.

Why did they even bring him on in the first place? Someone showed a while back that he is loosely connected to the wiggers, so we don't even get the fun of watching a regular person react to the tank for the first time. All Jet had to do for a better freeloader than Oliver is approach every minimum wage employee in the area and offer a bunch of money to go on a show until one of them agrees.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Why did they even bring him on in the first place? Someone showed a while back that he is loosely connected to the wiggers, so we don't even get the fun of watching a regular person react to the tank for the first time. All Jet had to do for a better freeloader than Oliver is approach every minimum wage employee in the area and offer a bunch of money to go on a show until one of them agrees.

Pretty sure you are spot on with your guess. He was a friend of the wiggers and asked to be on so they flew him out.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

BEN JUST CALLED OUT OLIVER FOR DOING NOTHING LMAO PERFECT TIMING ON MY POST