Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Terffals]

Personally, I'd have slapped as many filters as I could over that sex offender nose of his in post, the whole scene makes him look like a horny gnome who has just caught sight of Chris Hansen instead of Smurfette.

That’s hilarious because he paid for that nose.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

How is it that people into cross-dressing as a fetish or as drag performers know this shit but somehow not a single troon does? And it's not like there aren't stores all over the Garment District in NYC or nearly any fashion hub with signs advertising that they provide both clothing designed for cross-dressers and alterations for that purpose.

Something something dysphoria. Something something I can't buy clothes made for males because I'm a woman and biological sex is a myth.

 

[LGHDR+]

Something something dysphoria. Something something I can't buy clothes made for males because I'm a woman and biological sex is a myth.

You forgot "something something genocide", but they tend to do that to themselves.

I would also like to note that this page is (.)380. Such a petite caliber would be perfect for Dylan.

No calories either!

 

[Trianon]

Yep, it's the same dress Georgiana Chapman wore to the Met Gala. She's a co founder of Marchesa -

Years ago, Harvey made every actress in Miramax/Weinstein Co. projects wear Marchesa because of Georgina. (archive) CAA is still fighting a lawsuit over looking the other way re: Weinstein stuff.

I need Jodie Foster's inner boomer to win out because it's clearly in there, fighting for dominance.

 

[LGHDR+]

Years ago, Harvey made every actress in Miramax/Weinstein Co. projects wear Marchesa because of Georgina. (archive) CAA is still fighting a lawsuit over looking the other way re: Weinstein stuff.

I need Jodie Foster's inner boomer to win out because it's clearly in there, fighting for dominance.
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If it wins, she'll get divorced and cancelled, which would be incredible - she'd probably go full Lesbo-TERF.

I'd watch that.

 

[DoubleD]

Okay, bear with me on this one. I have a theory:

 

[Dave Foliage]

He gets invited to shit, for some reason.

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Grammys

After the big fuck up that was Budlight campaign, I wouldn't doubt he gets invited to the Oscars to affirm his identity and get support by the industry.

I can't believe how much better he looks here. Not like a woman, obviously, but he looks like a pretty man. Heavy make up is doing a lot of lifting, but the dramatic brows suit him better than the over plucked y2k thing he's doing now. Also, maybe most importantly, you can't tell how ghoulishly big and wide his mouth is.

His stylist might hate him. He's also just trying very hard to keep up with zoomer trends that don't flatter him at all. Plus he probably hired someone who won't push back at all if he likes something that doesn't look good.

 

[BunchofMunch]

My feet hurt at the way they seem to have been rubbed raw at the toes and ankles. Doesn't Dylan know how to break shoes in before getting photographed in them?

There's another thing I wouldn't have thought of previously that I'm guessing women have to deal with more than men, at least if you wear heels on the reg. And I imagine you can't just apply concealer or whatever directly over raw skin. Although I'd have thought he'd have built up some strappy heels calluses at this point.

TBF, I don't think many women actually break in shoes that they're going to wear for a single occasion (as I assume is the case here as well). However, I think there are a bunch of tricks and tools you can use to make sure your feet don't fall off by the end of the night, one of those being to wear a bigger size. But that would of course not be possible when you have humongous man feet.

As a slight side note and tiny powerlevel; my grandmother worked as a secretary for most of her career, which meant wearing heels every day in those days. Her feet got permanently fucked up by that, to the point she could never again wear normal shoes after she retired. So yeah, good luck with your foot binding practices, Dyldo!

 

[scathefire]

I can't believe how much better he looks here. Not like a woman, obviously, but he looks like a pretty man. Heavy make up is doing a lot of lifting, but the dramatic brows suit him better than the over plucked y2k thing he's doing now. Also, maybe most importantly, you can't tell how ghoulishly big and wide his mouth is.

His stylist might hate him. He's also just trying very hard to keep up with zoomer trends that don't flatter him at all. Plus he probably hired someone who won't push back at all if he likes something that doesn't look good.

It seems to be the same thing as Philosophy Tube where he has a dedicated stylist yet favors clothes that look absolutely awful on him. Either both their stylists are shit, or they constantly say to their stylists "no, I'd rather wear this" with clothes that fit them completely wrong.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

However, I think there are a bunch of tricks and tools you can use to make sure your feet don't fall off by the end of the night, one of those being to wear a bigger size. But that would of course not be possible when you have humongous man feet.

As many have said already, being a woman is not just wearing dresses. Aside from the biological part, you learn how to socialize properly as a woman, and one of those things is knowing you first have to train with new shoes before an important event.

BTW, I hate you all for have been exposed to his feet... he couldn't even manage to have a pedicure either.

 

[CM_Gwyn]

Why does this freak keep showing up in the media? Is it some sort of collective punishment being inflicted on the population? Will it stop when all that ESG money dries up? Will it kill itself when it stops getting attention?

 

[Chromeo]

TBF, I don't think many women actually break in shoes that they're going to wear for a single occasion (as I assume is the case here as well). However, I think there are a bunch of tricks and tools you can use to make sure your feet don't fall off by the end of the night, one of those being to wear a bigger size. But that would of course not be possible when you have humongous man feet.

Might just be an old urban legend, but I heard some wealthy women would get their pinky toes surgically removed to fit into high heels better. If Dylan's deadset on transitioning into a woman that wears heels 24/7, why not just cut those pinky toes right off? It'll probably be less intensive than an orchiectomy.

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You're right, something does seem off about these specific areas, particularly his chin. Why even bother when he inspires revulsion regardless?

Looks like they tried to liquify the shoulders smaller, the titty bigger, and the elbow smaller. All male features and little things Dylan can't immediately fix. I'm betting the OG looked something more like this:

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Might just be an old urban legend, but I heard some wealthy women would get their pinky toes surgically removed to fit into high heels better. If Dylan's deadset on transitioning into a woman that wears heels 24/7, why not just cut those pinky toes right off?

I've heard that, too. The thing is, the pinky toe is extremely important when it comes to balance. My pinky toe not reaching the ground caused me to sprain my ankle several times a year. While the practice of foot binding is infinitely worse than simply amputating a digit, cutting off his pinky toes would make it impossible for Dyldo to walk the red carpet or do runway shows, which are the only things he seems to do these days because no marketing department will touch him with a 10-foot pole.

 

[LGHDR+]

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Here's your trophy for the most horrifying stereograph EVER:

 

[TruffleSpark]

Just a new piece of horror I learned about.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

They should do a dating show where a bunch of straight guys have to compete for the privilege of dating Dylan. Just a lot of fame whores desperately pretending to find him attractive for a cash prize.

There was such a show in the UK back in 2004, called There's Something About Miriam, where Miriam was an HSTS troon from Mexico (and the "something" was that he was a man with a penis). There are still some YouTube videos of people "reacting" to the show. Miriam himself 41%ed in 2019.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

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Just a new piece of horror I learned about.

I think it was here where I was exposed to a short comic about a pooner looking woman that confessed she despised her female characteristics and wanted to have a "blocky, genderless figure" like the androgynous models fashion is pushing now. So much for how all bodies are beautiful, we traded one unrealistic image for another.

 

[AssignedEva]

Dylan went to the GLAAD "pre-emmy toast" dressed as a sort of 1980s businesswoman prostitute:

I don't know what he's done to his face but it looks extra-demonic in that first photo, kinda reminds me of this painting:

That trio shot is with Alex Schmider, who's a director and also the senior strategic in transgender media at GLAAD, and and Ashlee Marie Preston, who's the chair of LA Pride and is the trans woman who famously shouted at Caitlin Jenner and then got cancelled for no-no tweets when working on Elizabeth Warren's campaign. Dylan then latched on to Julianne Hough, who's some sort of media personality, and took a selfie with Shangela, a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant who is currently shrouded with rape allegations.

His funny little outfit appears to have cost about £590/$750 from Sandro.

and if I'm not mistaken he's also got a Valentino bag worth £2,250/$2,800

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Who the hell keeps letting Dyldo show his legs?! Someone get that thing some pants. Like these pants. They go well with the jacket and are loose enough to hide his hideous form.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

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