Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Spangled Drongo]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what little I know of Chris, he seems to have absolutely zero interest in politics, and he doesn't seem particularly interested in the Farms either, beyond having talked to Null a few times. I assume Keffals might have invited him a direct result of Chris declining to be on the Lolcow Podcast, since Keffals is more or less involved in the YouTube dramasphere now.

I could possibly see them trying to bond over the stereotypical girly shit that all troons seem to love and how everyone on the Farms is so twanzphobic! but Chris isn't even that invested in the troon shit anymore since his release from jail, last time he threw a fit about misgendering was one of his hearings when the motherfucking saga had just began IIRC. Even if he still wears skirts and insists on keeping his hair long despite the receding hairline I recall hearing something about him being fine with male pronouns because of the Jesus thing. Whereas if you call Luke a man, you're in big trouble.

There was that phase where Chris hated on Trump/'Pmurt', but it wasn't very deep, seemed to just be him parroting the usual rainbow cult talking points. He's been living in his own bubble for so long now it's likely he's completely oblivious to most of the goings-on in the real world (unless he can tie it in with his dimensional merge narrative).

 

[FinnSven]

Keffal's ex Althea McIntosh has set up a Gofundme to sue him for defamation.
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https://twitter.com/AltheaPosting/status/1746606571784724755

https://www.gofundme.com/f/defamation-defense-fund?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

https://archive.is/Xou4M

Why do Troons always expect other people to fund their projects and legal misadventures?

In the before times, if you were going to sue someone for reasons, you could expect the target to end up liable for the legal fees on top of the lawsuit cash.

Presumably these Troons don’t want to risk their own money, can’t raise the money, or more likely, don’t want to be in the position of having sunk money into a lawsuit they loose.

I could possibly see them trying to bond over the stereotypical girly shit that all troons seem to love and how everyone on the Farms is so twanzphobic! but Chris isn't even that invested in the troon shit anymore since his release from jail, last time he threw a fit about misgendering was one of his hearings when the motherfucking saga had just began IIRC. Even if he still wears skirts and insists on keeping his hair long despite the receding hairline I recall hearing something about him being fine with male pronouns because of the Jesus thing. Whereas if you call Luke a man, you're in big trouble.

There was that phase where Chris hated on Trump/'Pmurt', but it wasn't very deep, seemed to just be him parroting the usual rainbow cult talking points. He's been living in his own bubble for so long now it's likely he's completely oblivious to most of the goings-on in the real world (unless he can tie it in with his dimensional merge narrative).

I agree. It doesn’t seem like Chris is on any crusade other than expecting people to forgive and forget about his motherfucking.
Or just change their minds and agree that it never happened.

Maybe Lucas has promised that he can guarantee this while smacked up?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Can the internet even handle this much autism?

fun physics fact: too much mass or energy in one place makes a black hole

 

[AutoClownMaker]

The worst part is that this stunt will likely be a success.

For the attention economy this proposed meeting of minds has taken this tread from a post every couple of days to pages in a day making it a KIND of success.

If this makes the finance abusing eunuch;'s bank balance go up perhaps we can all look forward to where others are invited. Jackie Singh would be a great choice with her past calling people Trannie as an insult per the Jax logs as a way to bring the drama.

 

[LGHDR+]

too much [...] energy in one place makes a black hole

Like a kugelblitz of autism. A 'Tismblitz.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Is Chris Chan or Keffals more of a has-been?

I'm not sure which one is doing the other a favor here.

both are basically trying to get Null's (metaphorical!) sloppy seconds.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Part of me hopes deep down we get a Jack Murphy Tier super chat out of this, one that just kickstarts a lot of sperging from either Lucas or Chris Chan.

ETA: Calling it now I think this will happen

 

[AfghanBlue]

I really am looking forward to this.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Oh, we already know how Tuesdays going to go.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Keffal's ex Althea McIntosh has set up a Gofundme to sue him for defamation.
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https://twitter.com/AltheaPosting/status/1746606571784724755

https://www.gofundme.com/f/defamation-defense-fund?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

https://archive.is/Xou4M

This part on the GoFundMe stuck out to me:

I am asking for your help to raise $15,000 so that if the defamation against me continues I can protect my rights.

I am not a lawfag, but is it normal to start your grift before you even know if litigation is happening? What happens if it turns out to be a nothingburger, is he going to refund the 15k to everyone who donated, or sit on it for years like Jirard Khalil? Or is he going to pay a lawyer 15k upfront to sit about on the off-chance something might happen?

 

[basedman]

This seems like a total grift

 

[potatoman]

This has high potential for some peak spurging.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

How fucking retarded Keffals is to bring a delusional motherfucker to his goddamn stream?

Keffals is no stranger to delusional delulus

 

[Gyptian Sphinx]

Two sex pests in the same stream. What could go wrong?

The stream of Epic proportions

 

[Point and Laugh]

Keffels will spend his remaining 3-6 years desperately begging for Josh’s attention. Even CWC will find the desperation gross. The biggest W here is the Farms.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

This would be an enormous win for Keffals... if this was 2018 or so. Too much shit has happened in the last 5 years to both gentlemen of gender for this unholy crossover to be of real benefit to any of them, the only person who has anything to gain anything here is Caden, and that's assuming the best case scenario.
Keffal's brain is too fried to be able to tard-wrangle Chris enough to get anything of real use for Lucas, and Chris is too far gone, constricted, supervised and defensive to provide any real entertainment that isn't pure nostalgia for his better years. If he can fight the Xanax and the HRT-induced holes in his brain long enough, he might be able to squeeze a "Null is Judas" or a "Kiwifarms bad, m'okay" out of OPL, and that's it. At this point the farms are a grain on sand on the wasteland that's Chris' brain, and he's more concerned about a nebulous monolithic cabal of "haters and sinners" that us in particular. There's a couple of juicy tidbits that Keffals could use to really forward his case, but It would require him to do his homework and thoroughly prepare for the stream, which I think right now Keffs is physically and metaphysically unable to do; I'm not going to give any hints because I know him or his cronies lurk around here.
The saddest part about this whole thing is the confirmation that Caden is willing to pimp out Chris to the lowest bidder like a two-dollar ho as long as he can convince him to say yes; I'm 100% sure that this isn't the first e-celebrity that is offered a partnership with Chris (or the second, of the fourth), but it's the first one that Chris knew already and had a positive opinion of and the first that was in such a low point in his career that sharing a screen with a literal motherfucker would be worth it for a crumb of digital validation and some spare change for recreational life-saving medicine.

It's just another sad and tired shot in the dark to try to stay relevant from Keffals and Praetor, and they might as well spend an hour discussing tips on how to benefit from leaked sexual videos and how to survive being thrown under the LGTBQ+ bus.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's funny that chris-chan told Keem to fuckoff when keem asked him to be on the Lolcow podcast. Also, outside of being "trans", has chris commented on what he thinks of trans women? Like would he fuck Keffals?

I think at this point, any warm hole is fair game. I mean, once you’ve fucked your geriatric mother, I feel like basically nothing is off the table.

Something I realized about trannies is that no matter what the fucking go fund me is, they always post a picture of a big fucking man face no matter what it is. Even if a a troon was trying to crowd fund a new dog bowl, he’ll still post a big picture of that massive man face.

AGP. Their idea of a good time is staring at themselves in the mirror and convincing themselves that they’re now hot women. It follows that they’d think other people want to see it too.

Is Chris Chan or Keffals more of a has-been?

I'm not sure which one is doing the other a favor here.

both are basically trying to get Null's (metaphorical!) sloppy seconds.

Chris has been e-famous for far longer. There are kids online who weren’t even born when Chris was discovered. He’s almost mainstream at this point. Keffals gains more, although as others have observed, Chris is boring as fuck most of the time.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh, we already know how Tuesdays going to go.
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The funniest part of that will be Chris going, "I don't want to talk about that except that there are demons and I am Jesus" and then will start singing and playing with a transformer.

 

[FinnSven]

Is Chris Chan or Keffals more of a has-been?

I'm not sure which one is doing the other a favor here.

both are basically trying to get Null's (metaphorical!) sloppy seconds.

They are both “Never-Beens”.

Chris appeared to want to be a comic book and video game creator. He tried pretty hard and while sonichu has a cult following of sorts, it can never be argued that he was successful.

Keffals tries to be a relevant and edgy commentator, pundit and political counter culture icon.
He is just a fat stupid drug addict who knows fuck all and courts drama because there is no other way for him to get attention.

He is like a bargain basement knock off version of Philosophy tube who in turn is a crap imitation of Contrapoints.
He also failed at doing porn, including willingly doing an embarrassing and creepy niche of porn.

Chris at least just failed because of autism, some kind of genuine retardation and other unknown but untreated mental disorders.

Keffals had potential to be an average faggot, but has just become a junkie troon drama queen clutching at anything to save himself from irrelevance.

Keffals is the biggest loser.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I'm torn on this. On the one one hand, I want to see this likely trainwreck of a shitshow because of the immense amount of lulz potential. And it's scheduled for, what, 14:00 EST. I'll likely be at work, so it could suffice as good white noise.

But on the other hand, Luke is such a god-awful boring-ass streamer, I'm not sure I could last through it. Plus, I do know that I don't want to give Luke any more views than he deserves (which is zero, TBH).

I'm quite certain that at least one Farmer, as a brave Hercules, will suffer through and record it, and upload the choicest cuts -- with all the dead air, Luke silently reading his chat and basically being a fourth-tier steamer crap, left on the cutting room floor -- for us to watch.

Decisions, decisions.