Well, Christie dropped. That was mostly uneventful except for Cardillo losing all contact with reality and imaging the dagger to the Trump campaign that would be Christie endorsing Ron.
Also Dominican Steve Jobs used it as proof asking Grok 10,000 times who would win Iowa is a legitimate poll and is trying to get into the poll aggregates. I like the implication polls are like a candidates HP bar and once it hits zero they drop out.
Other News, NBD got trolled by Rand Paul. Paul, proof you can be successful in politics as a manlet if you don't wear gay boots and get mad about people noticing your gay boots, teased he'd be making his opinion on the primary known the next morning. Never Back Down began to panic as rumors of a Trump endorsement swirled. Our Principled Conservatives again vowed to abandon the GOP if so.
Next morning came and Rand spoke to the masses. He used like 30 tweets to call Haley a cunt and that he was fine with everyone else.
It was pretty funny. Not so much for NBD, who took the time to scold Rand like a school marm for not joining them in their self destruction.
We are only 3 days out from Iowa and the pressure is building. This guy posted some excellent cope and seethe about how President Newsom will end the Republic, steal your bitcoin, and trans your kids and
you fucking deserve it for not voting for Ron, who was chosen by God.
Some more coping here, but with a really interesting twist toward the end.
"The 1v1 match we've been waiting for since 2016". I think our boy gave the game away. The GOP establishment got ran out of power by a WWF Hall of Famer and they've been seething about it for eight years straight. That's the guiding principle of some of them. They would rather burn it all to the ground than let the stupid rubes who vote for them have an actual say. Conservatism isn't a political principle to them, it's a power structure they've been locked out of because Donald Trump called Mexicans rapists and they never got over it.
But there's still more! With the last weekend of Iowa approaching, organic DeSantis supporters are flooding the state! For those not in the Midwest/Plains area, the weather this weekend is blizzard followed by a polar vortex. If you've never had the pleasure, that's a three day blast of Arctic air that can best be described as 'ColdHell' or 'The annual culling of Chicago's homeless'. Flights are delayed, is my point. This lucky fellow got in contact with the secret DeSantis underground and a United employee hooked him up with a flight on a rival airline for his conviction using a special code!
Man, that's crazy. Almost like NBD is so hard up for people they're burning what little money is left flying terminally online lunatics to Iowa in a blizzard.
They're flying terminally online lunatics to Iowa in a blizzard. Even better, they might be fucking with funds again, because here's Ron's Chief of Staff endorsing the insane story that
United employees can book flights on American using special codes. (A). That has to be a smoke screen.
Edit: Possibly the most insane thing I've ever seen. NBD is still flying in staff but isn't providing winter supplies. This guy is crowd funding a coat.
A fucking coat. He doesn't have a coat. I know I'm harping on this, but at time of writing it is 0940 CST on Saturday the 13th. The temperature in Des Monies right now is 2 degrees F, -16 C. The wind chill is -20F, -28C.
This is the warmest it will be until Tuesday. They are shipping people from South Florida who don't own coats into this. That's some shit you read before an ancient army gets cut off and destroyed in the mountains or steppe.
Edit 2: Chris has bought his first coat at the finest Burlington Coat Factory Miami has to offer!
He's gonna fucking die!
Again, for those of you who don't live in Skyrim, the best estimates of the Chosin Reservoir place that battle at around -36. He's flying directly from Miami, which had a high of 84 today, into that. That's a drop of 144 felt degrees. With a light jacket.
