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Stolen from The Pooner Zoo thread

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Scoia'tael said:
So I don't actually know where to put this but as it is more of an art piece than a true sideshow I'm putting it here. Anyway I call this one ~YOU CAN NEVER TELL~
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Look, if I didn't laugh I'd cry.
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Their proportions are just so...off. Even if you believe they pass facially, it's still obvious that they are female before you even realize that you are recognizing it.
 
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Scoia'tael said:
So I don't actually know where to put this but as it is more of an art piece than a true sideshow I'm putting it here. Anyway I call this one ~YOU CAN NEVER TELL~
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Look, if I didn't laugh I'd cry.
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I feel like to most women, none of these people are “men” even the actual biological men. They didn’t even find a black guy who’s legit muscular to try to sell being a mudshark with. Very sad propaganda!
 
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monstrous bubo said:
Usual caveat, am not a medfag, might be wrong on the testosterone/bleeding point.
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AGP said:
Stolen from The Pooner Zoo thread

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Test does stop the bleeding, but not immediately. Once it does get to that point weeks/months in, rest assured your bits are all types of fucked up, even if it takes a while to manifest.

Think it's common enough knowledge that it's not birth control (though it does lower fertility) ie pregnancy can still occur , but I've always wondered exactly how bad it is for pooners to give birth, both for the baby and for them. Docs do apparently at least tell them to stop T, and I'd hope most actually do, but it takes a while for those levels to dissipate. Plus, being FTM and still wanting to get pregnant means they're extra insane and liable to not listen bc muh genderfeels--it's dangerous enough for women with high T from a condition like PCOS to give birth, and T levels for pooners are typically far, far higher, in the "average male range" of 300-1000ng/dl. Scary shit.

(regular female T levels: 15-75ng/dl, PCOS: up to 150ng/dl, beyond 200 is apparently cause for major concern:|)
 
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Geraldine said:
A delusion and a mystery.
Maybe someone with more knowledge can explain?
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A man cannot have a "female" orgasm. But what exactly was he experiencing?
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The "female orgasm" shit kills me. I don't want to get too TMI here, but any man with any experience should know the difference between a quickie and a real romp. If all you're doing is cranking it as fast as you can, with no regard for subtlety or foreplay, then yeah, you're going to get a really lackluster climax. Since all of these men are porn-sick coomers, I suspect that's all they're doing, so the mystical "female orgasm" they're after is really just a good lay where you actually become emotionally involved and aren't just jerking it at lightspeed.

Also shows once again how these people can't keep their stories straight for more than ten seconds. "Was that a female orgasm?" they ask. But wait, I thought you were a female. Isn't that what you trans people say? You've been a woman your whole life, and you are a woman, so shouldn't you know what it feels like? Shouldn't every orgasm you have be a "female" one? It's just insane. "I'm totally a woman, I've always been a woman, but I need to ask women about women things because I don't know how to do it."
 
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Kumquat said:
Also shows once again how these people can't keep their stories straight for more than ten seconds. "Was that a female orgasm?" they ask. But wait, I thought you were a female. Isn't that what you trans people say? You've been a woman your whole life, and you are a woman, so shouldn't you know what it feels like? Shouldn't every orgasm you have be a "female" one? It's just insane. "I'm totally a woman, I've always been a woman, but I need to ask women about women things because I don't know how to do it."
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That's what I find funny about this whole thing.If trans people's brains were wired just like the genders they identified with then wouldn't their brains be registered on how to act like said gender?Yet I've seen posts by TIMs asking "How do cis women do "so and so?" For example, I saw one ask how cis women "girl walk"?Its like I thought you guys-oh sorry "girls" have a brain wired like a cis woman's?So shouldn't your brain automatically know what the "girl walk" is?Its so odd that they claim this inner feeling of being a woman and yet none of them know how women act like.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
Its so odd that they claim this inner feeling of being a woman and yet none of them know how women act like
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They cop out with the whole "male socialisation" thing, which requires them to fall back on the belief that gendered behaviour is entirely the result of how you were raised and the expectations society places on you. Naturally, they see no issue with the fact that this completely contradicts the "female brain" position they rely on to support their transition in the first place.

It's all bullshit, anyway; they just say whatever they think will win the argument at that moment. They're so deep in the fantasy that the cognitive dissonance doesn't even register.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Thank you for explaining this because when she wrote about squeezing the cyst I was confused as shit about how that could be possible. That looks painful :(
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Is she sure it's just a cyst and not an ingrown hair thing? Had one of those once (use a new razor for that area or ouch) and when it burst it felt so much better.

But still, can she not get sedated or something? Is it that hard to ask
 
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Geraldine said:
That was the divorced troon finding "her" self.
Not a whole lot of comments, but this one shows the type is not unique.

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>only you know what's best for you

Ah yes, the heroin addict's charter.
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> complains people have a hard time with his pronouns
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Does anyone else hear the Ironside music whenever they read the word 'sapphic'?

Anyway, I don't know what sapphic means, but if it's a synonym for closeted bricklayer then yeah he's nailing it.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Anyway, I don't know what sapphic means, but if it's a synonym for closeted bricklayer then yeah he's nailing it.
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Sapphic's just a pretentious way of saying lesbian. It comes from Sappho, an ancient Greek poet who lived on the island of... Lesbos. Yup, both those terms came from her and her home island.
 
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