Also, I forgot, but Jesus Christ Robert has the eloquence of a baboon. Every two or three words "uuhhh" and "ahhhn" "soo uhmm" "yeahh, hummm", come the fuck on Robert, oration should be one of your most basic skill set for your "profession".
nor does he have the presence of mind or skill to oh, I don't know,
EDIT THAT SHIT OUT.
Tolkien was a Roman Catholic; I don't know of GRRM's religious belief, if any.
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if they were shipping Bob's consoomer products and favorite rum, you bet he'd be up in arms over Houthis destroying his precious Bacardi's.
Every time Bob opens his yap to expose his grotesque misreadings of Lord of the Rings I say a small prayer to Kali-ma that he's apparently gotten too lazy ever to do a Really That Good about the Jackson films. "Saves the day by accident," holy shit, you could not get a worse interpretation of the story's climax if you tried.
Bob has no brains; he has no concept that there's an overarching force, to wit, a God, in control of the events in LoTR. Shit, Gandalf even alludes to this. Either Bob never read LoTR and The Hobbit, or wasn't paying attention and his Galaxy Smooth Brain didn't realize that nothing about what Gollum did was a fucking accident. The One Ring held such sway over Gollum/Smeagol that
he literally fell into fucking molten lava after trying to steal it back from Frodo while on the edge of the precipice at Mt. Doom. Like, the concept that there was burning liquid rock below didn't even fucking register, he was THAT determined to retrieve it. Gandalf knew that Gollum's slavery to the One Ring would be a factor. Either way, Frodo would have had the ring hurled into Mt. Doom, Gollum or no. Even so, Gollum's actions prevented Frodo from keeping the ring for himself at the very end instead of destroying it. Still not an "accident".
Bob's no media analyst, he's only a
Blue Curtain Analyst who can only read the blue curtains and make shit up out of wholecloth to explain a thing about a thing that doesn't even reals and therefore doesn't matter.
Also, I'm not the biggest Tolkien Head out there, but this gotta be either the wrost reading I ever seen on The Lord of the Rings, or the most disingenuous one. I thought Robert was also Mr. "Media literacy" .
Bob being the poster child for Dunning-Krueger in regards to "Media Literacy" is completely on-brand for him. And knowing
Mr. Blue Curtain Analysis, it's probably BOTH. (worst AND most disingenuous reading of Tolkien)
I can't even begin to imagine how bad a Godzilla panel with Bobbo would be.
I hope it's put on Youtube or somewhere, I need a good laugh. Bob babbling about GIANT MUNKEE like a damn toddler will never not be funny.
Did the Founding Fathers ever intend for America to be a global empire?
Bob wants America to be an Empire where he can keep his stuff.
That photo of Moviebob's (previous?) "basement apartment" always makes me laugh. "Bad people deserve unpleasant experiences", is it?
Yes, that is the former Flooding Basement Hovel in Revere. Bob currently lives in Lynn again at Casa de Mama Chipman.
I'm pretty sure none of us would waste time to grief a boring old fart like you.
He projects his classification ("Internet Tough Guy") upon others whom he believes will harass him.
Bob, my dude, shut the fuck up, nobody cares,
nobody's going to go to ARISIA and Roger-Rabbit-Barstool-Jitsu you. You will be safer than Andrew Dobson at that one con where Sanic the Maskhog squirted him in the face with water.
FFS Bob, you better have meant "He was the other guy in the OTHER suit", because War Machine is, literally, a whole other entire suit from the Iron Man suit.
Blobbo saw that as an example to be followed, and not the cautionary tale it was supposed to be.
this is a whole new level of "misery loves company".