Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

how much money has Nick made the last two weeks?

Nick is going to skip a bunch of streams, make less money this month, and then use the lower amount of income as an excuse to keep drinking during steams, isn't he?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Use anything ANY THING ELSE. Have you not listened to a single second of null losing his fucking mind about applications like Opera? I would almost argue Edge would be better choice over Opera.

Now now, why would you not use opera after they have posted gems like this one?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I made a new logo for my Balldo summaries.

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please dm me that balldo + snake image on its own

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

DUIguy offers money for someone to find him a jew wife and nick...offers himself up.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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DUIguy offers money for someone to find him a jew wife and nick...offers himself up.

Good on DUIguy for seeking a Jewess, shame on Balldo for being gay once more.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Nick is going to skip a bunch of streams, make less money this month, and then use the lower amount of income as an excuse to keep drinking during steams, isn't he?

you're using a lot higher critical thinking skills than nick has access to, nick's going to go back to drinking because its not january. As we've seen he straight up doesn't know a thing about his own finances.

DUIguy offers money for someone to find him a jew wife

maybe its because i'm used to mormons but there's only about 100k jewish women that would fit most his criteria and most jewish men probably have similar preferences so wouldn't it make sense to have some sort of database to keep track at this point?

100000 sounds like a lot but i'm sure you can knock out even more of them once you factor in shit like hobbies and fact check their religious views or views on kids.

Also does this guy not realize that the amount of jewess' that want kids in their 20s and are non-orthodox is fucking none at this point? they played themselves. Every jew in school is either Orthodox or wigger at this point and i don't think either kind would want to marry this guy.

 

[RussianParasite]

Is that the guy whose wife put him on blast on their show for not being able to bring her to orgasm?

Yes.

Nick is going to skip a bunch of streams, make less money this month, and then use the lower amount of income as an excuse to keep drinking during steams, isn't he?

Now THIS is how you think like an alcoholic! Ethan Ralph had a similar cope about how his streams were better and made more money when he was shitfaced.

DUIguy offers money for someone to find him a jew wife and nick...offers himself up.

I get that Nick is trying to be funny here, but it’s so far off the mark I had to read it twice to get what he was trying to say. Oh well, just call up Daxipad and get him to ack ack ack over it so your fans know when to laugh.

 

[AltisticRight]

please dm me that balldo + snake image on its own

You can load the PNG into Photoshop etc and cut out the text.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick is going to skip a bunch of streams, make less money this month, and then use the lower amount of income as an excuse to keep drinking during steams, isn't he?

How dare you mock him at this time of tragedy just when his uncle's room mate's brother's hamster's cousin just twisted his ankle and Nick's the only one who can drive to the city and get a tattoo about it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick is going to skip a bunch of streams, make less money this month, and then use the lower amount of income as an excuse to keep drinking during steams, isn't he?

There's no chance whatsoever that what's left of Nick's brain is capable of any planning. He is a creature of instinct who can only seek booze and coom.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rubbing alcohol physically hurts to drink.

Try bleach next.

 

[Neetorino]

Predicting no stream tonight.
@Neetorino are you still tracking his shows? It'll be interesting to see Jan's show/no show.

Yeah I'm still updating my spreadsheet. I try to remember to fill in the Rumble Rant data @Potatoherder posts too whenever I catch them. I'll for sure post Jan's final score and the comparisons once the month is over.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

so I take it sean is now a full rackets detractor now? I can't imagine Nick taking this kindly.

He's made jokes and likely will keep doing it, but I don't see him as being a detractor.

It means you're gay. And have AIDS. And are probably a dumb, black, gorilla nigger.

I didn't need the internet to tell me that

 

[AnOminous]

Now THIS is how you think like an alcoholic! Ethan Ralph had a similar cope about how his streams were better and made more money when he was shitfaced.

Well, they are, but nobody has watched Ralph in at least five years as anything but a sideshow geek.

He's made jokes and likely will keep doing it, but I don't see him as being a detractor.

Nick decides who's a tractor and it's anyone who makes him buttmad.

Nick is going to skip a bunch of streams, make less money this month, and then use the lower amount of income as an excuse to keep drinking during steams, isn't he?

Don't forget he'll skip them because he's too drunk to pass as sober.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Rekieta you have the chance to redeem yourself even a little bit, just upload on twitter crp's book

Edit: CRP's death was so fucking retarded it's funny, but still it is kinda fucked up to see Rekieta, a guy who knew him personally laugh and mock him.

 

[elb]

so I take it sean is now a full rackets detractor now? I can't imagine Nick taking this kindly.

Sean’s always been funny, I’ve just been holding out on you

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I was half-joking about it yesterday, but it looks like this drunk POS is actively avoiding streaming during “sober stream January.” What a sorry excuse for a man.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I was half-joking about it yesterday, but it looks like this drunk POS is actively avoiding streaming during “sober stream January.” What a sorry excuse for a man.

Did something happen in today's stream?

 

[Sulla]

Not hyperbole at all. Anyone on this website who says they are a Christian really needs to repent and get off here because if they are right they’ll be burning next to me in hell.

Actually, kiwifarms is the closest thing to heaven on earth.
A place where you watch retards get up to retard antics, sometimes even rooting for them eg terry.
A place that encourages you to watch and record at a distance and not to cowtip.
A place that non-practicing lawyers hate.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

DUIguy offers money for someone to find him a jew wife and nick...offers himself up.

When did he broke up with his GF?