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[Kiislova]

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Kevin posted a no-filter shot of his boobs and uh, this doesn't look great to me.

Spoiler: Not safe for life

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You could run a third moob on the space between those outward pointing things.

It actually took me a minute to tell what I was looking at, and which way his body was pointing.

Had to double check too.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

That mottling is hideous, are those just stretch marks from implanting them in a male chest, or would any med kiwis like to chime in? The right one seems far worse

I'm not positive, but I am pretty sure that the striae (stretch marks) are because of the large implant volume. Your skin is stretchy, but only to a certain point. The constant stress on the skin from how large the implants are is causing it to stretch more than it can tolerate.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

You know, those amboobs are amazing in the way that they're barely noticeable on Kevin's large male frame but at the same time they're also too big because stretch marks and shit. It's an interesting juxtaposition that it's almost art. Picasso would be jealous.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Almost like you're not meant to shovel bimbo tier sacks of silicone into the chest of a man built like a sandbag.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Almost like you're not meant to shovel bimbo tier sacks of silicone into the chest of a man built like a sandbag.

But how else are people supposed to identify Kevin as a bimbo?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

You could run a third moob on the space between those outward pointing things.

Don't give him ideas. We can already assume he's pornsick enough to be into that kind of thing.

 

[AssignedEva]

It's a thing that vibrates. It must surely top out at around a hundred dollars, apart from idiot consumer shit where they make it look super fancy in a fancy box but even then that must be like 200 dollars.
Until you're moving up into the realm of those insane full size sex dolls made to look like demons and shit, I can't see where the problem is.
( I really don't want to search for "most expensive vibrators")

I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of those remote control ones that works over wifi ("teledildonics") so that he walks around with it all day and Steb can also randomly trigger it remotely. I doubt Kevin would actually commit to that, but he likes the idea of being a free use brainless drone or whatever so the idea that he might suddenly get forced to have mind blowing lady orgasms in Walmart and he has to try and contain his whimpers or risk being humiliated would be the motivation there.

Almost like you're not meant to shovel bimbo tier sacks of silicone into the chest of a man built like a sandbag.

No, no, the human body is plug and play, it's just transphobic doctors secretly keep all the good top shelf trans surgeries out of the hands of the trans community as part of their dastardly genocide. The striae are only there because the doctor didn't use the super special trans girl boob implants that would have let Kevin have a rack twice as big.
At least that'll be the cope for today, and next week Kevin will find his stretched skin super erotic and make some post about how his boobs are stretching his skin out because he's such a naughty bimbo.

 

[AfghanBlue]

All of them. Troons have completely ruined the demographics of them and reduced all the kinks to circus sideshows. Take BDSM. Thanks to Troonism, it's less de Sade and more dipshit now.

Oh come on, it always was.
'Think bdsm' in the 90s (I can't go back further due to my DOB) and you thought "flabby white provincial accent arses hanging out of a gimp suit" and the kind of people who sent pictures to Readers Wives section in Razzle magazine.

Spoiler: Razmag

Proper Fred And Rose West tier.

It was always absolutely peopled by wronguns.

Spoiler: Daddy

2002 I believe.

Not to say you can't do whatever with your partners of various objective attractiveness, and if you happen to live in a capital city with more young interesting people... - but the public image of all this stuff has always, always been dire.

I was thinking about this the other day actually, when reading the Shayna Clifford thread on Lolcow.
Why is that, when the entire point of making porn, is to be good looking, sexy, or at least... Athletic and poised enough to be good at sex, and maybe be able to act pit a few lines and have an eye for shots if you are Only fans, self publishing stuff.... Why are so many of them so awful at all of these things?

Then I realised it's because mostly, the only people willing / stupid enough to do this publicly, are the lowest of the low in by any conceivable mark of measure.
The average person is probably a far better potential porn star than most people who go up for it - but they never would so it's a moot point.
It's like if the crap punk teenage band from the youth night at the church hall and the Berlin symphony orchestra swapped places up and down the land.

Bleak but what are ya gonna do?

But no, no rewriting of history when the idea that what "S&M" conjured in most people's minds wasn't anything grotty and grim.

Cleaning cum off net curtains in a mouldy back bedroom. Same as it ever was.

Oh yea, @AssignedEva mentioning Steb alongside the drone shit made me remember something I only just realised the other day.
That picture of him looking like an actual iguana, with eyes in different directions? -

It struck me that, what with them being into all the hypno/drone shit, that picture was probably uploaded to show him "mid hypnosis" sort of thing.
That picture
Was supposed
To be sexy.

Lmfao
It wasn't an accident or something.
It is not just that he's disabled.
That was deliberate and supposed to be titillating to... Someone. A dominatrix manner of folk.

HA

 

[FinnSven]

It was always absolutely peopled by wronguns.

The publishers often had to cut out whips and other props.

Apparently they used to try to explain to people not to send pictures including that kind of stuff as props and toys turned a soft core mag into a hardcore mag.

Back then, soft core could be sold in newsagents, but hardcore could only be sold in grubby purpose run porn shops.

Even though they would explain this to their “readers” most of them would still send in such stuff.

Kevin would totally have been the sort of creep who would get his overweight and sad looking girlfriend to dress up in cheap latex and put on a pair of nipple clamps, while he snapped bad shots with a Polaroid and sent them to razzle.

If published they would 100% end up edited and found by school children burned and thrown in a hedge.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The publishers often had to cut out whips and other props.

Apparently they used to try to explain to people not to send pictures including that kind of stuff as props and toys turned a soft core mag into a hardcore mag.

Back then, soft core could be sold in newsagents, but hardcore could only be sold in grubby purpose run porn shops.

Even though they would explain this to their “readers” most of them would still send in such stuff.

Kevin would totally have been the sort of creep who would get his overweight and sad looking girlfriend to dress up in cheap latex and put on a pair of nipple clamps, while he snapped bad shots with a Polaroid and sent them to razzle.

If published they would 100% end up edited and found by school children burned and thrown in a hedge.

This one bothered me...

Spoiler: I'll play it safe.

Should it be in a spoiler? It was on the top shelf in newsagents for years.. Or was it one of the bag ones? I was going to say "you never see porn in newsagents now" but DUH cos internet
seems there's a market of them on Ebay, for those that didn't end up in the eternal rainy railway siding or lonely hedgerow path. Imagine buying a used porn mag, lol

.
-Strangers!
-Neighbours!
-Candid Pictures!

Imagine the horror of appearing in that magazine as an innocent neighbour / passerby of some pervert. Proper harsh stuff.
Hopefully they'd never have come across them to know, but it is gross to think of this constant seedy undercurrent of...the minds of men ig.

Your aforementioned descriptor of "overweight, sad looking girlfriend", the woman-genre who was frequently cajoled into the main filler of Readers Wives , is exactly how I've always pictured Kevin's ex fiance, without quite realising.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Not to get too deep into the golden age of preversion, but I remember when there was a wholeass movie theater for pron near me, where if you wanted to see film of people fucking, you actually had to go and buy a ticket and sit there in a theater with a bunch of other fapping men.

They tore it down and built a Whole Foods.

Very sad cultural loss.

 

[AMHOLIO]

They tore it down and built a Whole Foods.

I hope Elon does that to the twitter porn section because it would be fucking hilarious.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Not to get too deep into the golden age of preversion, but I remember when there was a wholeass movie theater for pron near me, where if you wanted to see film of people fucking, you actually had to go and buy a ticket and sit there in a theater with a bunch of other fapping men.

They tore it down and built a Whole Foods.

Very sad cultural loss.

This is the Times Square the unqueers took from us:

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This is the Times Square the unqueers took from us:

This reminds me of John Waters talking about the "movie" "Mom and Dad" which featured a live birth and it ended up with a bunch of perverted men fapping to it in movie theaters. I'm guessing they just ignored the baby to look at the vagina.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

This reminds me of John Waters talking about the "movie" "Mom and Dad" which featured a live birth and it ended up with a bunch of perverted men fapping to it in movie theaters. I'm guessing they just ignored the baby to look at the vagina.

That was the point of the movie though. It's salacious smut but it's educational so you can hopefully show it in a regular movie theater without censorship.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I've seen ladies with such severe uterine prolapses that they incorporate the bladder, which then can't fully empty, and together they obstruct the bowel. Also great big tumors doing the same. Both instances are rare and tend to be very elderly.

Kevin's ileus was a pretty standard post-op misadventure; you could have it happen to you after getting your knee done. However, it's a reminder that surgery is surgery. If you're saying "lol, probably two or three more revisions, no big" about a cosmetic procedure then something is wrong with your risk assessment and general life priorities.

Thanks for the sober reminder of just how fucked up all this “essential” life-saving trans surgery is. Voluntarily putting your healthy body through an experimental dissection is insane, and it makes one wonder if perhaps people like Kev have a hidden death wish?

To wake up like that in the hospital sounds terrifying , and then to scramble to find new ways to get back into surgery again is lunacy. Could playing Russian roulette with their lives be the ultimate kink?

 

[Positron]

it makes one wonder if perhaps people like Kev have a hidden death wish?

I don't think he has the maturity and intellectual capacity to conceptualize death, seeing his whole brain is filled with coom and instant gratification.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

That was the point of the movie though. It's salacious smut but it's educational so you can hopefully show it in a regular movie theater without censorship.

Well as they say - where there's degeneracy there's a way.

 

[Pedophobe]

Kevin posted a no-filter shot of his boobs and uh, this doesn't look great to me.

Boob acne isn't pretty but it's a natural part of being human, I can't fault someone just for having it. That said though, it's usually more on the top half than the bottom half like seriously Kathryn what the fuck? Wash yourself nigger for fuck's sake please.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Kevin posted a no-filter shot of his boobs and uh, this doesn't look great to me.

Spoiler: Not safe for life

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Lol, with those scars he looks like a fucking reverse pooner or something.

Double lol at how pronounced the upper edges of the implants are. I thought the submuscular implants were supposed to conceal that very thing?