Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
Speaking of which, has anyone asked him lately for an update on the 5K gifts that are more than a year overdue?
I doubt he ever gets it done. He’s blamed the lawsuit for not being able to put the money out but I think it’s an excuse. Also, I heard it was a hat so it should’ve been done months ago. Maybe he needs pointers from Jim.
 
I've never seen someone make so many stupidass excuses as to why he can't just man the fuck up and do what he needs to.
He really is the sorriest excuse for a man to come down the pike since Ethan Ralph. It takes a special kind of loser to be handed every advantage in life and continuously squander every one through his own obstinance, ego and laziness.

I doubt he ever gets it done. He’s blamed the lawsuit for not being able to put the money out but I think it’s an excuse.
Money isn’t an issue when Nick wants a $30,000 painting or $3k of snacks to last four weeks. It’s his problem if he doesn’t want to spend the cash on what he promised his followers. I hope they never let him live this down.
 
Who the fuck is the lion primarch? Google search is some wh40k nonsense?
It's a really large fictional character who punches people IN SPACE.

Unlike Nicholas here, a completely washed-up and very earth-bound loser who can't even figure out which broad social trend is most to blame for his total failure at manhood, probably god, feminism or his parents.
 
- 2024 is going to be the year of Trump
Insightful commentary from one of the greatest political minds of our era.

Very good night for rumble compared to YT( $87 ). That's all you're getting from me. First time i've been sick in 3 years and plan on drugging myself with nyqull until i don't feel like death.
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DUIguy offers money for someone to find him a jew wife and nick...offers himself up.
The knee jerk reaction here is to say "GAY!", but I think there would be serious practical advantages to him being married to a DUI attorney.

A DUI arrest is on my 2024 bingo card. Anyone else?

He wishes his Mustang has AWD. He heard Corvettes did. but they are so expensive.
Current gen Corvettes are MR. They would be (at least arguably) more dangerous for him than his FR Mustang due to snap oversteer.

There is an "E-Ray" coming out in 2024 that will be AWD, but it's a hybrid (lame), and it wasn't on sale when Nick bought the Shelby.

I don't think Nick knows much about cars.

If he wanted sporty, luxurious, and AWD, he should have gone with something like an Audi. A fully loaded TTS would have been way cheaper than his Shelby too.
 
Unlike Nicholas here, a completely washed-up and very earth-bound loser who can't even figure out which broad social trend is most to blame for his total failure at manhood, probably god, feminism or his parents.
Nick's top two are definitely, in order, his parents and god. Feminism is just a topic to discuss to acquire superchats, back when Nick was out to acquire superchats.

On the Lion: Lionel Johnson had a rough upbringing that turned him into a hardened knight who hunted great beasts of the forest to protect the smallfolk of his medieval homeworld and was so staunch in his principles that it caused him problems. In comparison, Nick only memed on great hambeasts of the KickVic sphere and failed to protect Vic from them. Later Nick would go back on every principle he pretended to adhere to. In addition, when the Emperor showed up to finally find his lost son and task him with duties far beyond what he had ever known Lionel went "what the fuck?" and proceeded to carry out his duty instead of going "Fuck you dad/god!"
 
Good on DUIguy for seeking a Jewess, shame on Balldo for being gay once more.

A Jew offering money for a wife is pretty funny.

(Also: Pretty based to be like NO GOY OR NIGGERS! ONLY FELLOW CHOSEN MAY APPLY!)

Kinda feel bad for the guy though. He has to marry a Jew if he wants Jewish kids, and the number of non-pozzed, non-orthodox Jews in the US is pretty damn low. My guy needs to go to Russia or Israel if he wants a based kike wife.

Nick being gay? Sadly par for the course. “TEE HEE HOMO IS FUNNY” is like Nick’s go to joke.

Could someone post the pic of Nick wearing programmer socks and a dress?
 
Nick's top two are definitely, in order, his parents and god. Feminism is just a topic to discuss to acquire superchats, back when Nick was out to acquire superchats.

On the Lion: Lionel Johnson had a rough upbringing that turned him into a hardened knight who hunted great beasts of the forest to protect the smallfolk of his medieval homeworld and was so staunch in his principles that it caused him problems. In comparison, Nick only memed on great hambeasts of the KickVic sphere and failed to protect Vic from them. Later Nick would go back on every principle he pretended to adhere to. In addition, when the Emperor showed up to finally find his lost son and task him with duties far beyond what he had ever known Lionel went "what the fuck?" and proceeded to carry out his duty instead of going "Fuck you dad/god!"
Let's be honest, the only primarch Nick bears any relation to now is Horus himself.

One day Slaanesh gave him a copy of "Redo of Healer," and then was all like "Well shit, that was easy."

I remember one time I told Nick I found the Dark Eldar disturbing. Nick replied with "They are hilarious!". I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I wonder...

No Nick. The Orks are hilarious. The Dark Eldar are creepy as fuck. The only thing worse is maybe the Tyranid. It's debatable though, because although they are immensely dangerous, I don't think you can really accuse the Tyranid of being degen.

Unless it's a @Catgirl Tyranid. That sounds like massive heresy. I see you over there, motherfucker. I got my bolter ready. The Emperor protects! ❤️
 
- Nick thinks he is most similar to The Lion primarch? (IDK)
Fun Fact: Lion El Johnson (Lionel Johnson) was inspired by a closeted homosexual poet from the Victorian Era who penned the poem "Dark Angel" which is the same name as LJ's space marine chapter. The primarch's lore is that he harbors a dark secret.

Coming out of the closet arc is imminent.
 
I doubt he ever gets it done. He’s blamed the lawsuit for not being able to put the money out but I think it’s an excuse. Also, I heard it was a hat so it should’ve been done months ago. Maybe he needs pointers from Jim.
Nick has been very clear about why he isn't doing the 5k sub gift. He is too lazy to administer and ship everything himself, so he wants someone who will give him a full-service retail experience, and he is too cheap to pay for that experience. After all, the gift for the people who have probably given him about $50 could cost him as much as $8 per person! Don't do the math. Nick didn't.

Fun fact: since he was also too lazy to do it in the tax year when he got the money, he won't be able to offset the tax on his past gains with the cost of the gift (you can carry back gains and carry forward losses, but you can't carry back losses or carry forward gains). That makes the whole process a lot more expensive for him. This is even disregarding the effects of inflation. If only he weren't such a lazy bum.
 
Nick has been very clear about why he isn't doing the 5k sub gift. He is too lazy to administer and ship everything himself, so he wants someone who will give him a full-service retail experience, and he is too cheap to pay for that experience. After all, the gift for the people who have probably given him about $50 could cost him as much as $8 per person! Don't do the math. Nick didn't.
Yep, and he's also heavily altered the language he uses when talking about the 5k g(r)ift to prime people for when he cancels it outright.

One day soon he'll be drunk and get a superchat pressing him about the 5k g(r)ift, he'll go into a rant about how he's already told us he can't deliver them, they were so special and cool and unique so expecting him to deliver such a special free gift at all was a huge stretch.

Then it'll become "you all know my haters love to lie about the free 5k Locals gift and say it's my fault I didn't deliver it! It was a cool, fun thing I thought we could do and it didn't work out. Sometimes that happens, and you guys don't understand how hard it is to be a content creator like me, because I didn't promise anything in exchange for anything, so it's your fault for having unrealistic expectations..."
 
- He wishes his Mustang has AWD. He heard Corvettes did. but they are so expensive. April or May he will be able to use it. He wants to drive out to see Coomalot in it or a long drive.
What he really should do is get winter tires or even good all seasons on a second set of narrower wheels, a RWD car with a locking diff and good tires is dummy fun on snow because you can just safely low speed drift everywhere like a maniac while having plenty of traction for safe regular driving. AWD on a performance car would just fucking kill him because it only helps you with acceleration, meanwhile braking and turning are exactly as bad they've always been and now you're just carrying a shitload more speed into that same sticky situation.

It's also worth pointing out that Corvettes are exclusively rear wheel drive as well.
 
I have vague memories that hopefully someone else can expand on. Now that we are talking about his degenerate media choices again, does anyone remember him talking at length about some book he loved that was basically about an alien race of cat people raping the main character over and over again?
I dunno about cat people, but he really dug Dan Simmon's Ilium, and I've heard it gets pretty rapey.

It was discussed a few dozen pages ago. Maybe somebody can chime in as to whether it has cat people.

Nick's tastes in literature is hit and miss, IMO. I think some of the WH40K novels are really good, and I enjoyed Anthem, but when I tried to read Atlus Shrugged many years ago (before I even knew Nick), it was chore. I feel almost like people read that damn thing for "libertarian cred" rather than thinking it's a good book.
 
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