Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

That's not a believable BP, especially when his body probably would have risen his BP out of pure spite after devouring an entire chicken in a single meal

Not in the least, I weigh considerably less than him (half of what he likely actually weighs) and mine averages 120/80 when I am doing fine, 5-10 higher on both when I eat something like Pizza Hut with a ton of salt, and worse when I'm stressed out or sleeping bad. I have zero heart issues, and only watch my BP because of a medicine I took which caused a crazy spike that I was watched and did blood tests for 2 years after to make sure there was no lasting organ damage. That said, I haven't believed a single BP reading of his because I have a family member who is around his weight and eats the slop he does. His BP is nearly always about 150/100. He's not had strokes, just what I feel is metabolic syndrome and prediabetes but he doesn't see a doc anymore. Jack's off his rocker just lying. How long will he hold out before his body gives up? The shit he eats is insane.

 

[._.]

Just imagine shitting 5 pounds a day.

Kidshealth: Newborns come in a range of healthy sizes. Most babies born between 37 and 40 weeks weigh somewhere between 5 pounds, 8 ounces (2,500 grams) and 8 pounds, 13 ounces (4,000 grams).

lol this mf is dropping a food baby every day.

@LustrousMelons' avi inspired me to go on a lil Jackspedition, back to the past when he had TWO working meat claws, to find the actual video it was from.

ok guys, it was totally worth it. lots of wet chewing noises, the humming mouth-full moans were good, A plus, be sure and check it out. ok guys, love you.

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Ive always thought there should be a supercut of Jack eating set to Great Gig in the Sky, its like America.mp4. I only wish he had some Jesus crap in the background, it would be perfect.

 

[p1138]

Of all the fucking people, to claim there's a rule about reading nutrition labels... really? This is probably in his top 10 of shit he absolutely refuses to do, even with people repeatedly calling it out.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Of all the fucking people, to claim there's a rule about reading nutrition labels... really? This is probably in his top 10 of shit he absolutely refuses to do, even with people repeatedly calling it out.
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What nutrition labels. Its meat, eggs, and some dairy. If the label contains more than one ingredient, you already fucked up. Part of the whole point of the diet is not worrying about that stuff. You tell that to any other actual carnivore diet follower and they'll look at you like you just shit on the sidewalk.

 

[p1138]

What nutrition labels. Its meat, eggs, and some dairy. If the label contains more than one ingredient, you already fucked up. Part of the whole point of the diet is not worrying about that stuff. You tell that to any other actual carnivore diet follower and they'll look at you like you just shit on the sidewalk.

Of course, but you're forgetting all of the processed shit Fatty has been consuming, and his stupid "carnivore pizza" full of processed bullshit and sugar that he got roasted over in his comments.

 

[Tiresome]

I will always love the fact that Jack is literally too stupid to realize that his entire online presence consists of unforced errors. Every single video, every outing, every recipe. If he had ever had even the lowest baseline of competence his social media life (such as it is) would be so much happier.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Of all the fucking people, to claim there's a rule about reading nutrition labels... really? This is probably in his top 10 of shit he absolutely refuses to do, even with people repeatedly calling it out.
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If this faggot actually read the label and saw what he normally eats... he wouldn't be in the situation he is.

Besides, what label is he looking for other than "meat"? This just goes to show he's not serious about this meaning he's eating processed foods and stuff he shouldn't.

 

[p1138]

Just imagine shitting 5 pounds a day.

I'll do us all one better.

lol this mf is dropping a food baby every day.

https://www.beldenbrick.com/resources/brick-dimensions-guide

Chicago Brick Co. says 4.3 pounds. Glen-Gery says 4.2 pounds. So yeah, this man shits more than the equivalent of a fucking brick.

 

[Gentlebastard]

lol this mf is dropping a food baby every day.


Ive always thought there should be a supercut of Jack eating set to Great Gig in the Sky, its like America.mp4. I only wish he had some Jesus crap in the background, it would be perfect.

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That pulpork sammich has seen more love and action than Tammy has for years.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That pulpork sammich has seen more love and action than Tammy has for years.

From her husband that is. She gets it all the time from Jim Traynor.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

lol this mf is dropping a food baby every day.


Ive always thought there should be a supercut of Jack eating set to Great Gig in the Sky, its like America.mp4. I only wish he had some Jesus crap in the background, it would be perfect.

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Goddamn I hate this fat faggot with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

 

[densedance]

 

[Captain Ahab]

Jack is fucking haunting me. Can’t even watch science videos in peace. 10:37

Spoiler

Imagine living a long, full life, and then becoming a synonym for demented cooking because of a troll recipe you did as a joke to see if your glutton of a relative would eat literally anything as long as it has sugar and fat.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Also he apparently went to the Nashville zoo the other day... at night to look at pretty lights and not be able to see animals like a moron. Also said he's going to film 2 episodes of fat-on-the-go. I wonder if he's going to be "reviewing" the food stands at the zoo or something stupid.

He is going to complain about the animal shit smell (if he can still properly smell at all) or the price and size for a single hot dog.

Of course, but you're forgetting all of the processed shit Fatty has been consuming, and his stupid "carnivore pizza" full of processed bullshit and sugar that he got roasted over in his comments.

That guy that posted the ingredient lists for the junk Jack recently gorged on made more effort in reading a label than he has in almost sixty years. He only cares if he gets to cram ten pounds of meat and cheese into himself every meal, quality be damned. Otherwise he wouldn't be buying the giant bags of shreddy cheese for a meal only he and maybe Tammy are going to consume in 1-2 sittings.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Jack's hate-dom for Dunkin Donuts is the strangest thing. It's not the sugar, because he'll drink BBQ sauce composed of only that, it's not that he doesn't have a sweet tooth, because nobody gets to his size without one, it's not that he doesn't like coffee, because he always puts some in his caramel milk each morning. It's just 'fuck Dunkin in particular, because fuck them.'

 

[Tiresome]

Jack's hate-dom for Dunkin Donuts is the strangest thing

I still maintain Jack's mom would feed her misshapen unwanted drop on Dunkin whenever she was off neglecting him.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

On the topic of Jack's childhood, I always find it a little sad, to know that an innocent baby or child can grow up into such a misshapen parody of a man. It's just a little sad to see squandered potential, however little.

 

[AnOminous]

Of all the fucking people, to claim there's a rule about reading nutrition labels... really? This is probably in his top 10 of shit he absolutely refuses to do, even with people repeatedly calling it out.

Since when does MEAT have nutritional labels?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack's hate-dom for Dunkin Donuts is the strangest thing. It's not the sugar, because he'll drink BBQ sauce composed of only that, it's not that he doesn't have a sweet tooth, because nobody gets to his size without one, it's not that he doesn't like coffee, because he always puts some in his caramel milk each morning. It's just 'fuck Dunkin in particular, because fuck them.'

That's it.

I was seriously confuzzled trying to figure out what he was trying to say there and the only thing that was coming up was "Dad joke". Yeah he's got a hate boner for Dunkin and yet not for Krispy Kreme which if anything are sweeter and worse for you. It's almost as if he ate them for years, something happened like maybe his first stroke and was told by the doctor, "no more donuts". Or his brother saw him eating a donut one day, teased him like crazy because he's such a fat fuck and he internalized it that donuts are bad.

Long story short, Fatty is an idiot.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

That's it.

I was seriously confuzzled trying to figure out what he was trying to say there and the only thing that was coming up was "Dad joke". Yeah he's got a hate boner for Dunkin and yet not for Krispy Kreme which if anything are sweeter and worse for you. It's almost as if he ate them for years, something happened like maybe his first stroke and was told by the doctor, "no more donuts". Or his brother saw him eating a donut one day, teased him like crazy because he's such a fat fuck and he internalized it that donuts are bad.

Long story short, Fatty is an idiot.

He probably just got in an argument with a dunkin manager because he felt like he didn't get enough food or he got told not to film so now he hates them.