Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[Fishmalk Observer]

I'm not sure if it's the same in the US, but here you have to trust the word of the patient until you have solid proof that he's lying. And even when you have said proof you have to be diplomatic about it, you can't just call a patient a liar unless it's really egregious. That goes for everyone from the nurses to the techs to docs.

Exemple : Often, young gay guys show up for xray's after ''falling'' on various objects, while they were nude, ass first. Bottles are the most common. It's reported up the chain verbatim, even tho everyone knows the retarded faggot shoved a Evian bottle up his ass.

So, if that therapist truly exist, she has to ''believe'' Dave stories, but it's just performative shit not to get bothered by her bosses , her order or Dave himself.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

If I said it once ive said it 100 times...



Faggots really took the fun out of sodomy lol

 

[Aunt Carol]

young gay guys show up for xray's after ''falling'' on various objects

Confirm, but absolutely not just young, and how dare you imply they're gay.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Dave implies his brother Jeff is a Nazi sympathizer.


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It looks like Jeff removed the tag from the post, or decided it was time to block his loser brother.

 

[Next Task]

The humor comes because they hate each other, not gays. How are Elon Musk or Marc Zuckerberg homophobic?

They're everything bad in the world, so they're default homophobic. The more evidence you have that they aren't, the more they've just gotten really good at hiding it. In fact, they're gaslighting you about their homophobia!

Also, technically you're right about the humour, but when these things are posted by woke types like Dave it's a mix of two things. Dave thinks his targets would seethe if they saw such an image because they're so defensive about their heterosexuality, and because he can't imagine anyone not being as thin-skinned as he/troons are about not respecting their precious identities. But there's also often that undercurrent of, 'Ha, look at how my enemies are gay! Gay I tells ya! How embarrassing for them to be imagined that way!'

This isn't always the case, and often what you've said about the joke is accurate. But when it's wokies reaching for the most embarrassing thing they can think of to try and hurt their enemies, and it constantly is having them be gay with someone they don't like (eg Trump/Putin), and these are memes only their fellow wokies will see, then the person who thinks being gay is gross and mockable starts to look like the person bringing it up repeatedly and not the supposed homophobe they think they're dunking on.

I give no benefit of the doubt to lolcows, but I also like these outrages about trying to embarrass someone by saying they're gay. They're great purity spirals, they're done by the humourless to people who only think they're funny, and it's one of the rare occasions where it feels like they've, completely accidentally, hit the nail on the head with their outrage about a subtext. The high level of defensiveness from their fellow progressives - invariably men - who find it funny makes it even more plausible.

 

[Bookwork]

As a kiwi, I can't fault Dave for making fun of people.

But as a kiwi, I must fault him for doing a bad job of making fun of people.

He'd be trash can rated all over this place and be on Talk To Staff demanding Null ban everyone who rated him down.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Despite her many disabilities, legal problems, and loss of her $1000 pool cue, our principessa is not giving up on the simple pleasures of her life. First, she seeks Reddit’s advice on where best to get her hustle on.

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Pool players, where do you play?Ask CoMo(self.columbiamo)

What are all the places to play pool in Columbia?

Billiards on Broadway is of course the main one. They have a great vibe, good menu, 8x4 tables (plus two 7x3.5 tables), and a patio. The staff there are awesome.

The only downside is that it's always packed! Even on weekdays, even when the students are out of town, there's a waiting list for tables.

Twenty years ago, there used to be another pool hall, Rack 'n Roll, south of town near Rock Bridge High School. Are there any other places to play in that part of town?

I know that on 9th Street, Booches has a couple of tables, including a snooker table (?), and I think a small handful of places around town have a 7x3.5 bar-sized table or two.

Are there no places in town that have 9x4.5 tournament sized tables?

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One person suggests The Snorty Horse Saloon, to which m’lady asks if it’s safe for trans people. Based on the reviews, I suspect not, though how anyone could tell Dave is a transwoman is a mystery for another day.

There is however the slight problem of her crippling physical disabilities, specifically the jelly-like muscles in her back that struggle to hold up her ladylike spine. Once again to Reddit (snip only, full text in spoiler):

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Advice for a player with chronic back pain? (self.billiards)

Seeking advice, thanks in advance.

I have debilitating chronic back pain. I had to give up pool temporarily while recovering from back surgery, but now that I'm in physical therapy and recovering, I want to know how others handle this. I'm better than I was, but I will have debilitating back pain the rest of my life, so I'm seeking a long-term solution.

I can play for awhile if I use (as prescribed) opioids + medical cannabis + naproxen + gabapentin + duloxetine, as long as I sit down whenever it's not my turn, and I don't plan to do anything else that whole day OR the next day.

But by the time I'm high enough to deal with my pain, I'm so out of it that I have trouble being a good conversation partner, too, you know?

Bending over at the waist is the WORST. I have been getting around this by simply not bending over at all:

It's almost silly to look at, but I've been shooting from a standing position, resting my cue on the rail, instead of bridging with the other hand.

If your stroke is good and the balls are positioned such that you can rest your cue on the rail, in theory, you should not need to bridge with your other hand, right? It works better than bending over, at least.
But obviously, I can't do this all the time, since a lot of shots require techniques such as bridging over a ball. I also can't really get any reasonable amount of power in a break shot with this strategy.

I don't own a wheelchair, and I can walk, but bending over at the waist is just not something I can do, or at least, not with any ability to focus simultaneously.

When I try to play through the pain and bend over to shoot anyway, I've found that I can't help but rush my shots, just to get it over with. It takes all the fun out of it to be in so much pain AND miss all my shots.

Besides, after a dozen shots bending over like that, I'm in too much pain to continue playing at all, even if I remain standing for the rest of my shots.

The other day when I was playing with a friend, I jokingly scooted my chair over to the table when it was my turn, and made my shot while seated. It actually worked beautifully! Now I'm wondering if I actually should look into getting a wheelchair.

At this point, I have completely stopped practicing on my own, and I only play against others now, since it just hurts too much. It's not worth it.

I really don't want to give up pool. Should I look into a wheelchair? What are my other options?

Thanks.

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So, Dave could do some goddamn exercises and strengthen his core, or get a wheelchair. Neither of which will help him if he spends any time behind bars, but if he builds core strength at least it won’t be so painful to bend over.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Dave's GFM had been stagnant for 3 months until 3 days ago. Check out his latest donor.

 

[Bookwork]

Dave's GFM had been stagnant for 3 months until 3 days ago. Check out his latest donor.
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Hey, if that's the real FF -------! All this time I've wanted to promote a Vegas celebrity MMA fight for charity, Muscato vs Scorsese. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Martin's 81, but think of all the tricks he's learned over the years for leveling someone who's built like a baggie full of snot.

With FF either kicking or clouting, we might get Logan Paul to float some NFTs and let us in on the rug pull. Just sayin.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

it's definitely possible, but i think the genesis of all this is literally just his dad telling him to stop taking midday naps on the living room couch. which is funny, although maybe not as funny as dave's current fantasy narrative of a perma-tweaking Dr Joe presiding maniacally over a family home remade into his personal Abu Ghraib

Imagine you're getting ready to enjoy retirement when the runt of the family, who you always discouraged from pursuing music as a full career, wants to move back into your basement because he's an unemployable failure and he's bringing his guitar collection with him.

"Will you be looking for a job" you ask.

He fumbles with his phone (that you pay for) and opens what looks like a voice recorder.

"Dad, you piece of shit bigot. I'm disabled" he replies.

As he holds the phone up to your face

 

[monstrous bubo]

Dave has spent much of the last two days sperging about guitars on Reddit (don’t worry, he still had time to whine about Joe as well). He reveals that his guitar collection got to over 20 (!), but he’s sold off nearly half because he wasn’t playing them and fell in love with a new Strandberg ($2500+) which he bought last year while enduring grinding poverty on his parents’ sofa. The culled include his wood library PRS, custom shop Gibson 335, and Gibson Les Paul Standard.

Assuming a very conservative $1500 per guitar, he could easily have spent close to $40,000 on this, but I think more realistically we’re talking roughly double that on a few of them at least, because he has some high-end tastes. Note however that some of those were custom made, which could easily cost around 5-10 grand or more, depending on the luthier and how fussy Dave was feeling at the time. No wonder our principessa has a go fund me.


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It's not an exaggeration to say it's the best-playing, best-sounding electric I've ever come across. I've had it a year, and in the meantime I've sold my wood library PRS, my custom shop Gibson 335, my Gibson Les Paul Standard and half a dozen others, simply because I never play them anymore. I don't miss them. Strandbergs are simply better designed.

I'm mostly a jazz player, but I also play blues, rock, funk, some metal, some country... The Fusion model is their most versatile model, it has medium-low output Suhr HSH pickups and a floating bridge. They also make guitars more suited to jazz, and others more suited to metal

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Just to push back a bit, if price is not a concern, a Strandberg is, in my opinion, an ideal first guitar.

It's said that you should buy a guitar you really like, because it will inspire you to practice. The high quality and easy playability will encourage you to practice often. The neck profile is designed to encourage (or even necessitate) proper left-hand technique. The light weight and excellent balance of a headless design is frankly a superior design, compared to a Strat or Les Paul, both of which are 70-year-old designs that have been vastly improved upon over the decades.

Strats and Les Pauls and Teles are popular and easy to resell locally, but with the internet, you can sell anything if you're willing to ship it, should you ever decide to sell it. If you buy used, you're more likely to recoup the cost if you ever do resell.

I wish Strandbergs had existed when I started playing, and that I had started learning on one. It's my favorite guitar, by FAR, that I've ever played - and the only one I reach for anymore. As I mentioned, my collection has gone from 20+ guitars down to less than half of that in only a year, because I just don't play anything else, now that I've got my Fusion. I have multiple guitars that were custom made for me, at higher cost than my Strandberg each, that I literally haven't touched in months, because why would I? My Strandberg feels better and sounds better.

The neck design is not for everyone, that's true. But if you are starting from scratch, I think it's ideal (if price isn't a barrier). They are genuinely better-designed than Strats, Teles, and Les Pauls, especially for playing fast with proper technique.

 

[Spunt]

Yeah, beginners, why are you slumming it with lame planks of wood like Squier Strats or Yamaha Pacificas? You should get a $2500 Strandberg, peasants, just whine at your dad till he buys you one!

Other than detailing just how far from reality Dave is orbiting, this is fucking terrible advice. Strandbergs are weird headless guitars with fanned frets, Floyd Rose trems, a very strange shape with big forearm chamfers, and ultra-thin necks. If you learn on one you won't have the first clue what to do when presented with anything else. You wouldn't even know how to tune it. It would be like learning to drive on a Tesla, if you were presented with literally any other car you wouldn't even be able to get it to move. Beginner guitars are middle-of-the-road for a reason, if they are average to play the learning curve when playing something new is less.

Not that the Strandberg has helped Dave's playing much from what I've heard of it. He's a very mediocre player. Maybe he should have spent some of those tens of thousands of dollars on some lessons? But I guess lessons aren't shiny and don't let you give idiotic advice about them on Reddit.

 

[break these cuffs]

Yeah, beginners, why are you slumming it with lame planks of wood like Squier Strats or Yamaha Pacificas? You should get a $2500 Strandberg, peasants, just whine at your dad till he buys you one!

Other than detailing just how far from reality Dave is orbiting, this is fucking terrible advice. Strandbergs are weird headless guitars with fanned frets, Floyd Rose trems, a very strange shape with big forearm chamfers, and ultra-thin necks. If you learn on one you won't have the first clue what to do when presented with anything else. You wouldn't even know how to tune it. It would be like learning to drive on a Tesla, if you were presented with literally any other car you wouldn't even be able to get it to move. Beginner guitars are middle-of-the-road for a reason, if they are average to play the learning curve when playing something new is less.

Not that the Strandberg has helped Dave's playing much from what I've heard of it. He's a very mediocre player. Maybe he should have spent some of those tens of thousands of dollars on some lessons? But I guess lessons aren't shiny and don't let you give idiotic advice about them on Reddit.

I don't know if it's the same with women, but the dude who spends a fortune trying to gear queer his way to proficiency at a hobby rather than practicing his deficiencies is a meme for a reason. Dave can't escape being a failure of a man no matter the metric.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I don't know if it's the same with women

Nope, it’s definitely a male thing. But most feminine hobbies don’t have really expensive gear anyway, and part of the joy is sharing the results. The gear is just the tools that get you there.

 

[Terffals]

Nope, it’s definitely a male thing. But most feminine hobbies don’t have really expensive gear anyway, and part of the joy is sharing the results. The gear is just the tools that get you there.

I have to disagree, “craft supply hoarding” would be the female equivalent. Buying paper or yarn for a future project you’ll totally for sure actually get to.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I have to disagree, “craft supply hoarding” would be the female equivalent. Buying paper or yarn for a future project you’ll totally for sure actually get to.

Guilty as charged, but I don’t brag about it or kid myself it makes me an expert, so it didn’t seem quite the same behaviour.

 

[lindsayfan]

not to get too off topic but there are some rich "horse girls" who spend a lot of $$ on tack and not a lot of time on horses!

...but anyway dave muscato is a man and will never be as good a musician as his father is, even if he has 100 guitars. Dr. Joe plucks out tunes on an old cigar-box with a single string, like a cartoon hobo, and people love it. Dave makes multitracked soundcloud recordings and nobody cares.

 

[Bookwork]

I don't know if it's the same with women, but the dude who spends a fortune trying to gear queer his way to proficiency at a hobby rather than practicing his deficiencies is a meme for a reason.

Virgo Rouge is in the club, wringing money out of her retired teacher-parents for expensive musical instruments and for a three-bedroom apartment and car in New York City until she tapped them out, blaring hate at them before, during, and after through YouTube and message boards. Very Dave in several ways.

But her mom's dead and dad's in dementia care. Virgo now lives out of her car while her baby grand, electronic keyboards, handmade guitars, congas, and sound booth sit in a storage unit, always in danger of being auctioned off because DoorDash doesn't pay her what it should for delivering fast food to monied tech-pajeets.

Last winter, as she careened along a mountain road as an "independent contractor," she bleated on YT that she wanted a theramin. Someone actually provided it.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Dave complains to the teens on Reddit about Evil Dr. Joe.
I love how he drops these humble brags into the replies. He wrote ANOTHER book? I'd love to see the first book.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

One person suggests The Snorty Horse Saloon, to which m’lady asks if it’s safe for trans people. Based on the reviews, I suspect not, though how anyone could tell Dave is a transwoman is a mystery for another day.

...I now have the image of Dave in one of his cancer patient bandanas and his threadbare BLM t-shirt dancing to Tequila on a bar in some seedy pool hall to an audience somehow consisting of both rowdy bikers and St. Louis urban youths stuck in my head. Then he breaks out one of his prized guitars and shreds out a virtuoso solo, and everybody stands up and claps before lifting him up on their shoulders and parading him around the bar.

Meanwhile, a shadowy figure sits in the corner – it's Dr. Joe Muscato. As he looks on, his hand quivers and clenches so hard it shatters the wine glass he's holding. As a thin trickle of blood and wine drips to the stained floor, he mutters "You won't get away from me that easily, Dave" as he pulls out his cell phone and dials a number. He raises the phone to his ear. "...Andy? It's your father. Tell the boys on the force I have a trans woman activist that needs... softening up." [END SCENE]