William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

[Big moth tiddies]

Except he's not on the leaderboards at all. He's only listed on the "historical" leaderboards.
This is more Billy pointing to any little thing as being on his side. Twin galaxies must be near broke if they were weak kneed enough to not put the nail in when they have him on record lying under oath in a deposition dead to rights. That or TG's attorney was just that desperate.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Imagine all the pussy Billy Mitchel is going to get now he's proven in court he's king of Donkey Kong. I was once playing Time Crisis at the Arcades; I got half way through the game and the amount of pussy I got. Someone even got me to sign her bra so I totally know Billy is going to have to wear his Waders because he's going to be knee deep in pussy.

 

[Markorian]

The albino made an 11 minute video about the settlement between BM and Twin Galaxies, but never even once brought up the overwhelmingly most likely reason the settlement was even made.

 

[break these cuffs]

Except he's not on the leaderboards at all. He's only listed on the "historical" leaderboards.
This is more Billy pointing to any little thing as being on his side. Twin galaxies must be near broke if they were weak kneed enough to not put the nail in when they have him on record lying under oath in a deposition dead to rights. That or TG's attorney was just that desperate.
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I wonder why they don't have him on the current leaderboards when his score wouldn't be a top score and only re-instated historically high scores that they had removed and were being sued over? Can someone explain this to me. I have an anime avatar.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I'm waiting for someone to edit the Karl goldeneye speedrun sob video, with Billy lawsuit memes and somehow surviving the suits.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That Jobst video claiming Mitchell lost his lawsuit is both libelous and defamatory as well.

 

[Fishcakes]

Pure copium video with too many points left out to count to avoid making him and TG look bad. Holy shit. Go hug your asian wife.

 

[P T]

NOW, LEGENDS... Not getting chewed by a jury and not getting countersued by TG sounds like Billy W to me. Seems like he got the most out of a terrible situation.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Maybe billy mitchell was the absolute legend all along.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Razorfist is already gloating lol.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Billy Mitchell used to hang out behind a local Arby's in 1999 and would offer to suck other men's cocks for rolls of quarters. He would then use these quarters to practice at Donkey Kong, which is how he obtained his world record high score. Along the way, he discovered that his real passion was sucking dicks, which is why he hasn't set any new records in the past couple of decades. He is a gaming god and could do so easily, but he prefers to suck dicks instead.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I wonder why they don't have him on the current leaderboards when his score wouldn't be a top score and only re-instated historically high scores that they had removed and were being sued over? Can someone explain this to me. I have an anime avatar.

They probably did this to get him to leave them alone for good because they're broke and can't afford another lolsuit. Now Billy can gloat about his totally legitimate record being "reinstated" in the form of an archive of the pre-2014 leaderboards full of cheated runs under previous ownership of TG, while he is still banned from the real leaderboard. TG thinks this is fine and fair (it isn't really but they're gonna be huffing that copium for years while they recover financially). Billy also has the retarded boomer "expert's" testimony to point to now to "prove" he didn't cheat.

Overall a major Billy W as he got way more out of the settlement, the only loss for him is that he's still banned from the leaderboard but he doesn't give a fuck since he isn't submitting any new records anyway. Karl must have been seething the entire time he was making that video. He still has some degree of chance to nail Billy in court himself but I wouldn't put faith in anything he says about how that's totally gonna work out in his favor just as he's planning.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I saw Billy Mitchell at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Albino Detected”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “da fuck?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Lolsuit? Lolsuit? Lolsuit?” and placing his hand visibly on his crotch. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bananas in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical defamation,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each banana and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I am interested in seeing how the story ends with Karl. I don't have high hopes for anything to actually happen and maybe that it'll get settled out of court. But at least now Karl will have that Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship for the next 10+ videos locked in to help him in his lolsuit

 

[Berrakh]

This has comicsgate shit-tier drama written all over it. All we need is more users with anime avatars shitting up the thread and the circle of LOL will be complete.

“Way ahead of ya”

But honestly, I tend to tune out when lolcows enter the court system and a-logs start predicting their destruction. Precisely for reasons like these. The courts do not have ethics compatible with the mob justice many desire.
I know there are extenuating factors beyond just the courts and Billy technically “lost” but, still, the rule of thumb stands.

 

[Magicat]

Karl desperately needed this slice of humble pie.
Perhaps he'll learn to be less arrogant in the future. Or not.

 

[trash cat]

Wow this is literally a repeat of Nick Rekieta and Ty Beard's "lawyering" fail in the Vic lasagna case.

How does this happen? Idk

Does God look after children and lolcows?

 

[Wodanaz]

It would cost more to pursue that money from Australia than he would owe.

Pretty sure he knows this. It's personal for him, and Billy will also have to pay for trial (unless he represents himself which would be funny).

Karl conveniently leaving out anything that makes him/TG look bad and might make his case harder to win.

Billy's a bitchell but Karl's a nutjobst.

How is that nutty? It's pretty standard when you're being sued. Billy is the one who didn't shut up and kept lying publicly. That's why he agreed to settle, he knew his position was weak.

Why is everyone saying Billy won against TG? Is it just a meme? The details settlement wasn't made public, and TG maliciously complied by putting Billy's scores on their website in their own separate historical category, segregated from the rest. I can't imagine TG actually paid him a significant amount of money.

 

[Smar Mijou]

Wow, the crazy, autistic, litigious bastard actually did it. However fleeting, inconsequential and minor it is, this is actually a "win" for Silly Bitchell. Admittedly, I was wrong earlier though when I figured that there'd be no statements or revisions of substance.

Funnily enough, TG, BM himself, and anyone else who's familiar with the quirks of retro games and emulation vs actual hardware would know that the "degradation of original components" excuse that is used to prop up his flimsy case for having his records stand is bullshit, since it's been proven that MAME emulation loads the DK levels the exact same way that is shown in his submission video every single time. Now, *MAYBE* there is a one in a quadrillion chance that a degraded capacitor could cause a slight voltage fluctuation on an IC chip that could cause the one video he submitted to load every level in the exact same way that every MAME emulation game of DK does, but I would rather place bets on Jimmy Hoffa, the Pope, and Keffals joining Null in a nondescript Midwestern town and hammering out world peace over the finest charcuterie board of locally sourced artesianal cheese than that happening.

The funny thing is though, however minor or autistic his lol-suits and 40+year career of "fame" over these old games is, he is/was actually good at these old games, for what it's worth. I do remember seeing a response video he did a while back, it might have been DK or Pac-Man, he specifically took his score to 1,000,000 points and then let it game over, just to prove a point. It makes me wonder what he'd accomplish if he would actually focus his time and effort on something more substantial and worthwhile than 40+year old game high score records?

 

[Fascist Frederick]