🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

49 hits of acid at Dick Masterson's house while drunk

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph's trying curls and his form is fucking retarded. It's some shit a middle schooler who's just getting into weight lifting would do.

 

[Polyboros2]

Ralph doing weak half bicep curls to AI Adolf Hitler singing "I'm still standing" after calling out people for Being White Nationalists is just pure fun.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

This ratfaced britbong kike is the worst.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph said he looked up tickets for London earlier today for "reasons". He coincidentally told Elaine he suspected she lives in London.

He is definitely buying out her Amazon Wishlist. He's also begging her to go to Mexico City.

Ralph is simpling fucking hard for her. Really hope she's an undercover alog, he's about to spill all his shit to her privately to try getting some pity pussy.

 

[Yoel Romero]

49 hits of acid at Dick Masterson's house while drunk

I have no idea what acid he's taking btw, he said he took 49 "hits" of acid which to me sounds dubious at best. first "hit" is a weird way to describe taking acid imo, you would take a tab of acid not a hit, it's like saying you took a bump of weed. secondly I've taken acid a handful of times so I'm no expert but his descriptions doesn't make sense.
I'm assuming when he says hit he means tab and by that logic he means he had a full mouth of 49 tabs of acid, and you're supposed to keep it on your tongue for nearly an hour. He also claims he passed out on the floor after and that is also weird, because each time I take 2-3 tabs I remain yipped for over 12 hours and specifically cannot sleep during and after.
TLR I think ralph is lying.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

He also confirmed he's back on Mexican Xanax (or never stopped) since he said he could only flush 20 down instead of the whole box, because he's afraid of withdrawals.

Sorry to all the people who actually thought EOR was going to correct his trajectory. He's too much of a pussy to quit anything

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He also claims he passed out on the floor after and that is also weird, because each time I take 2-3 tabs I remain yipped for over 12 hours and specifically cannot sleep during and after.

Never taken acid before but I've read dozens and dozens of trip reports and sleeping within 14 hours of taking it is next to impossible. It really stimulates you mentally and physically.

 

[rubytintedchix]

The Killstream was so boring I decided to use my janny powers to slightly change the title of this thread.

I hope it fits.
Have a nice day.
(Not you, Ethan, you have a bad one, thanks.)

As a reader of the thread, but not really a contributor, I see what you did there and had a good laugh about it.

 

[Braphamut]

I FUCKING HATE THIS ELAINE ARC. HE KEEPS HIDING BEHIND THE SKIRT AS SOON AS THINGS GET INTEReSTING.

Just get to the part where Ralph goes to visit her in England and Godwinson and Dan Pickle Suit bang the both of them.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I have no idea what acid he's taking btw, he said he took 49 "hits" of acid which to me sounds dubious at best. first "hit" is a weird way to describe taking acid imo, you would take a tab of acid not a hit, it's like saying you took a bump of weed. secondly I've taken acid a handful of times so I'm no expert but his descriptions doesn't make sense.

"Hit" of acid isn't that weird. The strange part is saying he did 49, which could break your mind. A normal dose is ~100mcg of acid, and a heavy dose would be 2 to 4 times that. 49 doses of acid at once would turn you into Syd Barrett or Skip Spence.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

"Hit" of acid isn't that weird. The strange part is saying he did 49, which could break your mind. A normal dose is ~100mcg of acid, and a heavy dose would be 2 to 4 times that. 49 doses of acid at once would turn you into Syd Barrett or Skip Spence.

It very much depends on the person and also whether or not they're recently taken LSD, tolerance builds very rapidly and takes a while to fully dissipate. Small powerlevel: in my twenties I took 5-6 tabs one week and, knowing about tolerance I decided to double the dose two weeks later to try and counteract the tolerance aspect.

Long story short I got significantly more fucked up from the original, no tolerance session than I got from the 12 tabs two weeks later. Ralph may be larping with the 49 but depending on what kind of unholy combination of genetics and tolerance levels to various substances it's not impossible though I do believe it would take near death levels of alcohol to counteract the mind stimulating effects of that much LSD

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Dax and 80s girls leaving Ralph to OD and pass out on the floor is funny

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

He may just be so fucked up he remembers taking 49 but didn't actually do that much.

Remember, Ralph, the coach taught us all about this:

 

[AltisticRight]

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The description kind of downplays it.

They're both depressants, ie they slow down brain activity. Mixing the two will increase the potency of each. For a normal person, even a small mixture could kill. We're talking about the RALPHAMALE here, who's built up tolerance towards benzodiazepine and alcohol since the tender age of 14.

Breathing gets slowed down which means one can literally die from doing so. Vomiting is bad enough, think about all the alcoholic antics of being nasty, physically abusive and annoying, then compound that. He could also act zoned out again like last year, where he wandered around in total oblivious shock.

This guy is killing himself for the Internet.

 

[Elmo]

If he goes to London, what are the odds that he'll try to look up Nora?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I have no idea what acid he's taking btw, he said he took 49 "hits" of acid

Lmao. This just means Ralph gets really really shitty acid that’s probably just some speed and strychnine. Or maybe Dax trolls Ralph and like “this is totally acid Ralph, oh look at the wild man, he took 50 hits of acids. He’s definitely the new HST! Let’s goooo!!” Then laughs when Ralph acts like a google eyed retard because he’s tripping so hard man.

If some has some actual nice clean LSD 3-4 hits, cubes, tabs, etc…is plenty. Anyone that talks about dropping 50 hits of acid is just a retard like Ralph that probably are a bunch of shitty blotter with a minuscule bit of LSD on it. The type of acid dealers use to rip off dumb teens looking to buy drugs in parking lots before concerts.

No wonder Dax tries to avoid him.

 

[Fornicario]

49 hits of acid at Dick Masterson's house while drunk

Goddamn. My record was ten and I am thankful I passed out before it got much farther along. Ralph fried his brain. Now the Pillstream brought to you by Dick makes a lot more sense. The man was skipped clean out of reality. I'm amazed his ass didn't get killed.

Spoiler: A bad trip

My friends and I dropped a few hits each. Dan goes and stares into his bathroom mirror, has the mandatory actualization crisis while tripping, and freaks the fuck out. Shawn and I listen to him screaming then watch him run to the front door, throw that thing open so hard the doorknob punched into the wall, and took off down the street. Shawn and I head outside and watch him try to cover ground. As soon as we saw car lights we start yelling for Dan to run away from the light. Now, we enter a strange new world. Dan yells at us to "Begone, demons, I'm going to heaven" while running at the car to make his acid-soaked dreams a reality. Shawn says, "Fuck this", then pulls out a fucking piece of half-inch chain two feet long. With a Master lock joining the ends. Shawn winds that fucker up and throws it like a sling right into the back of his head. I heard that fucking crack and swore Shawn shattered his skull. So we run up and he's snoring. Smacked his cheek pretty good on the asphalt. The goose egg was majestic. We carried his ass back into the house and watched television until he woke up. Fucking asshole didn't remember a thing.

I have no idea what acid he's taking btw, he said he took 49 "hits" of acid which to me sounds dubious at best. first "hit" is a weird way to describe taking acid imo, you would take a tab of acid not a hit, it's like saying you took a bump of weed. secondly I've taken acid a handful of times so I'm no expert but his descriptions doesn't make sense.
I'm assuming when he says hit he means tab and by that logic he means he had a full mouth of 49 tabs of acid, and you're supposed to keep it on your tongue for nearly an hour. He also claims he passed out on the floor after and that is also weird, because each time I take 2-3 tabs I remain yipped for over 12 hours and specifically cannot sleep during and after.
TLR I think ralph is lying.

Yes, hit=tab.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Feeling conflicted

 

[Fornicario]

Feeling conflicted

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That's always been a no-brainer to me. Shoot the lone man on the parallel track before you hit the group. Broadside fire is excellent against a stationary target.