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FoxWolfie Galen, furry's most famous plushophile
FoxWolfie Galen, 1997
Kenneth Poland, better known as FoxWolfie Galen, (born September 24, 1960) is a noted member of the original guard of the furry fandom hailing from Erie, Pennsylvania. His involvement with the fandom began on Usenet in the mid-nineties where he was an active member of communities such as alt.lifestyle.furry and alt.sex.plushies. In these burgeoning years of the World Wide Web most proto-furries were posting anthropomorphic art to sites like VCL and Yerf but Galen took a different route; he cut his own path through the internet and became notable for his online resource for plushophilia, FoxWolfie Galen's Plushie Page (A), a website that has existed online for nearly thirty fucking years... unchanged, untouched, a time capsule of the early web.
FoxWolfie Galen, 1997
Yes, Galen is a "plushophile". This means he is turned on by stuffed animals and also has sex wiith them. He's been doing this for 40+ years. Chances are throughout the entirety of your -- the person reading this -- life Galen has been busting fat loads inside of plush toys. A humbling thought! But it doesn't just stop there as FoxWolfie has catalogged all of his kinks on his personal site (A). Aside from plushophilia Galen gets off to things like winterwear, lycra, tennis shoes, latex suits, sleeping bags, and naturally fursuits. He's also into watersports. Like, really into watersports.
(I particularly like this image because it looks like what would've happened to Adam Savage if Mythbusters didn't get picked up for a show on Discovery Channel.)
I'm getting ahead of myself though, let's throw it back to an era when Hanson's "MMMBop" ruled the airwaves. It's time to go back to the nineties.
I. Pleasures of the Fur
FoxWolfie Galen, 2001
FoxWolfie Galen, 2001
The earliest post I can find from Galen is from June 10, 1996 (A) in alt.fan.furry. (This is as far back as I can go, Google Groups finds 1,657 results for "FoxWolfie Galen" but the search results crap out around the 500's and stop updating.) In this post Galen, making the era-appropriate mistake of posting with his POWERWORD, simply discusses his distaste in calling non-furs "mundane" and talks about living a "furry lifestyle". Digging through Google Groups yields a lot of, well, mundane results. Galen has posted a couple of times about zoophilia (A) but he's aloof on the subject. In a post about Chuck E. Cheese's plushies (A) he responds to Vortex Kangaroo, a very close friend of Galen's, and I infer from the discussion they were talking about fucking a plush toy of one of the characters. He seems to have made a lot of posts on Usenet but he's suspiciously absent from the posts people made wishing him a happy "whelpday". (A) That's a new one.
Galen became something of a noteworthy fur via Usenet and it appears he began to crave attention. Any time word would get out that someone was working on a project or piece about the furry fandom Galen was first in line. This began with being profiled in the book Deviant Desires: Incredibly Strange Sex which was published in 1999. I'm not able to find the full text of this book so unfortunately I cannot tell you about Galen's section in it but the gist of it is the author spoke to a wide cast of sexual deviants about what makes them tic and then compiled these interviews and experiences into this book. Naturally, Galen talked about fucking stuffed animals. The following year Salon magazine opted to write a fluff (heh) piece about plushophiles (A) for some reason and the author was put in touch with Galen.
In the Salon article Galen is adamant about the distinction between being a plushophile and being a furry. Obviously he's both but he stresses that the terms can be mutually exclusive. Weird point to lead in with but it's important for later. Galen says his fondness of plushies started when he was about 7 years old and that as he developed sexually he had no interest in women (or men). Galen describes it as being attracted to "something better". The journalist asks how you have sex with a plush and Galen rambles about just cuddling until the writer says "SPH" which Galen acknolwedges and says he has modified plushies but when it comes to fucking a hole on a stuffed doll he could take it or leave it. The journalist dares to ask Galen about how he goes about cleaning up the aftermath and Galen, forebodingly, says "I'm not meticulous at all myself".
Galen claims to own over a thousand plushies in the Salon interview. When asked what his favorite is Galen says it's that goddamned Meeko plush that all the furfags just had to have back in the late nineties. "It's the softness, the shape and the expression on his face. Also, for those that do put SPHs on him, the seam on the stomach is lined up real well, so the modification is easy." Kill me now. The guy writing this article is all about due diligence however so he actually contacted Mattel and asked if they had any comments on Meeko's popularity among plushophiles. Whoever answered that message took one for the team and simply said "Well, he is a cute little guy". Galen is asked about bestiality, he says he doesn't go that way nor does the majority of the plushophile community. The interview is nearing its conclusion and Galen wraps it up by briefly talking about his interest in fursuit sex. He also says he's uninterested in human/human relationships, he's succumbed to his paraphilia. This makes Galen patient zero for being the first asexual.
That's two features in the media for Galen so far and somehow he's two for two for positive representation, but that luck wouldn't last forever. By now Galen is addicted to the attention and in 2001 Galen sat down for a chat with Vanity Fair magazine for their wider look into the furry fandom as a whole (A). This would prove to be his downfall. The article profiles several furries attending that year's Midwest FurFest but I'll glaze over most of it and cut to Galen's part. I do want to point out though that the "Ostrich" interviewed in the article notes his suspicion that many of the people in this male-dominated space are jailhouse gay and flip to straight the moment a female fur shows up. The fandom was a dire place even back in 2001. We are introduced to Galen by proxy as first we get a quote from someone who knows Galen and describes him as "one of the people I really worry about. I really don’t have anything against him; I just think if people really knew the full story on him, it would kind of set a bad image." That's the second time something foreboding has come up about this guy.
Galen's introduction into the article is rather mundane. He's watching an eBay auction and bids a plush up to a penny over forty dollars. The journalist goes on to describe Galen and reveals a couple of key pieces of information. First he says his name is Kenneth meaning the stray Usenet post I dug up with the last name Poland is definitely him. Second Galen is apparently blinder than shit which explains his distinct Coke bottle glasses. Galen receives disability assistance because of his blindness... even though he has corrective lenses which allow him to see? Whatever, he's a freeloader who's never had to work a day in his life so he's able to submerge himself into his deviant lifestyle 24/7. The journalist notes Galen's affinity for Meeko and again we are told it's still the most popular toy in the plushophile scene a full year later. The writer notes a peculiarity with Galen's Meeko however, "between this one’s legs was a little opening, a tear in the seam". Gross.
The Vanity Fair article pulls no punches. "In high school [Galen] experimented with bestiality." Nevermind, I guess this guy actually is a sick fuck! Galen says his experiments were with German shephers (of course) and other "size-compatible" things. He also stresses that after high school he stopped doing it. We get further insight into Galen's living arrangements as he apparently lived with a disabled woman for nine years as her caretaker and he did have a relationship with another woman but he broke it off with her because he couldn't resist the allure of stuffed animals. Galen's interview seems disarrayed, he shuns people who destroy their plushies, compares animal crushing fetish videos to Jeffrey Dahmer, and then starts waxing about his fantasies of being an anthropomorphic raccoon. The interviewer takes a bathroom break and when he comes back Galen is wearing a tiger fursuit with a hole in its crotch. The interview ends there.
Galen's segment in the article is over, however there's another quote I want to highlight because of how on the nose it was even back in 2001. J Badger is another attendee who is aware of all the sex that happens at conventions but he says he wants nothing to do with it, that it's the job of the convention staff to hide that kind of stuff from public view. He wants the furry fandom to be a kosher experience for all ages. "If you don’t make it for the kids, you will not have a next generation." I wonder what J Badger thinks of the current state of today's fandom.
II. Galen Versus The Internet
FoxWolfie Galen, 2008
FoxWolfie Galen, 2008
Personally now that I've actually read "the infamous Vanity Fair article" I don't think it was that bad. Apparently the main greivance that the fandom had at the time was that the magazine aired their dirty laundry and interviewed people who confirmed and spoke about the seedier sexual side of the fandom. It's important to remember the context of the era; yiff art did exist in the nineties but believe it or not X-rated furry stuff was a minority in the community. By and large most furry communities traded and shared posts, art, and fanfics of anthropormorphic characters that were clean. Vanity Fair told the world about all the raunchy sex people were having and this was in a major publication. John Q. Public now knew about furries and according to Vanity Fair it was a bunch of sexual deviants who engaged in gay sex and "experimented with bestiality" like our friend Galen here.
The furries interviewed by Vanity Fair were put in the hot seat. Suddenly the amiable if not slightly off-putting Galen was Public Enemy #1 to the fandom. In a Usenet post dated February 14, 2001 (A) users reacted and discussed the article with one of them noting that Galen was being "tarred and feathered for his involvement" despite Galen claiming that most of what he said in the article was actually fabricated by the journalist. An earlier post from February 7, 2001 (A) shows furries doing damage control over the article and trying to diffuse the situation by saying it's not as bad as it looks. It's not a very civil discussion. Early posts lament that the media is only going to be interested in sensationalizing the weird outliers of the fandom for shock value. The proposed solution is to collectively stonewall the media on any future articles or pieces that come up, but they acknowledge that this is an impossible task. The community eventually turns its sights on Galen with one user commenting "Ostrich isn't the real criminal in this article. FoxWolfie Galen is." Another user says "Even though the article was focused mainly on [Midwest FurFest], they went out of their way to go to FoxWolfieFreakshow's house and took a lot of photos". Yet another user seems to imply Galen's reputation within the fandom had soured even further with "Fox Galen is obviously suffering from extreme mental problems, it would be hard to blame him. However, whomever was the SOB that told [Vanity Fair] about him, they should be punished." They know Galen is a gross deviant. He is tolerated, not welcomed.
Another post from February 9, 2001 (A) from an apparent troll mocks the furries and says they can't take criticism. A back and forth ensues. A user named Cybskunk calls out the furries highlighted in the article as "skunkfuckers" who got their 15 minutes of fame and says they might as well be pedophiles. Cybskunk invokes the name of the Burned Furs and cites their mantra that to an outsider "furry" means "pervert" and the Vanity Fair article cemented that notion. A Richard Chandler (no relation, I'm sure) says "a couple hundred thousand people have been told we're all pathetic, humanity hating, plushie fucking, homosexual losers". The Usenet archive on Google Groups is fragmented but Galen actually showed up in this thread to explain his side of the story. His direct post seems to be lost but it is quoted in its entirety in this reply. Galen says the journalist twisted his words and omitted Galen's distinction that plushophilia is separate from the furry fandom. To Galen's credit this is a story he's stuck to for the entirety of his online presence and interviews with the media. He goes on to say "they made me look like I go around screwing 'size-compatible creatures' and all sorts of other stuff". My brother in Christ you yourself said you fucked dogs when you were in high school. If you didn't want the journalist writing that in his article maybe you should've just stuck to the plush story. Galen says his words were twisted to be reflective of an entire convention of furries that he didn't even attend. He asked the journalist not to use his photo or name in the article and he did both of those. Don't worry Galen, I would've found your real name out anyways. The crows are only coming to roost 23 years late.
Galen was burned badly by the Vanity Fair experience so much so that it would be his final appearance in the media. In his apology he says he will never accept another interview again. He's kept to his word. Galen said he regretted being involved with the article and states that because of it he was banned from Anthrocon. (A side note, Uncle Kage the chairman of Anthrocon spoke of Galen in an interview later on down the road (A) and described him as the "creepy uncle" in the fandom that they don't let the kids near. It appears Kage was legitimately pissed off at how Vanity Fair made the early fandom look. I do not know if this grudge against Galen holds true to this day. Galen's ban seems to have expired though as he attended Anthrocon in 2008.) Galen's apology seems to have been accepted by some of the Usenet regulars but an incomplete picture is painted regarding how badly his reputation was hit..
There's no real good place to bring up this side note but Galen's reputation prior to the Vanity Fair article was also less than stellar. I found this Usenet post from October 10, 2000 (A) where the website Portal of Evil is mentioned because they had released an article mocking parts of the furry fandom. For those too young to remember Portal of Evil was kind of like a proto-Something Awful. It was a website that specialized in shock humor and existed to document and make fun of the weirder side of the internet. Furries in the Usenet thread say they are worried about falling under POE's crosshairs. One user brings up an article from the San Francisco Bay Guardian from 1998 (A), an article that highlights Galen and his website a year before his appearance in that fetish book. This article is noteworthy because Galen uses the term "poke and soak" which is something I've never heard before but apparently means to cum in a plushie. That Chander guy from earlier chimes in and says "someone who gets off on a piss-soaked stuffed animal is sick. (I had the misfortune to read through Foxwolfie Galen's Plush survey)". A second user says "people like Galen are the reason the fandom has such a bad image, his page reads like a damn menu of social and sexual dysfunction".
Galen was rapidly becoming persona non grata within the fandom, a community that he himself publicly stated he didn't involve himself with too much but still cared enough to follow the Usenet groups for upwards of half a decade...
Now that we've covered Galen's infamy let's get to know Galen the man behind the screen. I've already linked to his About page on his personal website but from this we can glean some basic information. First, he's apparently a Christian! Well okay then, sure I guess you can be a man of God and also piss all over stuffed animals at the same time. I don't think that act is specifically called out in the Bible as sacrilege. He's obviously a big Disney fan, especially their older library of works. Galen notes Robin Hood specifically so I guess that means I have something in common with this guy. Among his favorite shows are most of the Disney afternoon line-up from the nineties but he's also into science fiction and Mythbusters which amuses me to no end because Galen resembles a coked out and washed up Adam Savage. He doesn't like formal wear (presumably because it's not fun to piss on). He also hates cheese. Galen even includes his personal handkerchief code on his website. The "hanky code" is basically a way for gay men to convey to each other what their sexual interests are nonverbally by way of tucking colored handkercheifs into their back pockets. Wikipedia goes into further detail. Galen has a page defining what the different colors mean and he's added a couple of his own (see if you can find them). I'll let you peruse the page and match up Galen's colors to see what he's into but I'd like to note just one of them: dark brown fur worn on right. This means "likes bestiality". Hm.
Galen's fursona within the furry fandom is an anthropomorphic raccoon nicknamed "CubCoon". According to WikiFur (A) the character is portrayed as being between 6 and 16 years old but it seems Galen has retconned this piece of information and on his contemporary furry profiles he says the character is legally an adult but likes to wear "cub-style" clothing. He stresses that he doesn't want people to draw his character as a minor in sexual situations. The meat of this is Galen's F-List profile where he itemizes all of his kinks. On it he's specifically listed "Prepubescent sex" under NO. The dude might diddle animals but I'm pretty sure he's not a pedophile. For all the talk of piss and whatnot you'd think he'd have it under the Fave category but no, it's in Yes. The Fave category seems to be reserved for all of the custom tags that Galen has added. All of them are an affront to God. Let's take a look!
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Before we step into the present day I want to double back to Galen's personal website where there's still some stuff to uncover. At the bottom of the About page Galen says "Email me if you are interested in plushophilia, fursuits, hooded parkas, etc. I may give you access to some extra pages with a few images or stories." Many years ago a user at Something Awful posed as a plushophile and inquired about these "extra pages". Galen responded with a link to this page (A) containing some adult humor and photos of Galen sticking his dick in a Tom & Jerry puppet. Of note however is the collection of nine short stories located at the bottom of the page. Goons on Something Awful tore into these stories and most of them were thoroughly disgusted by their contents. So let's take a look at what was apparently so bad that even SA couldn't handle it!
Animal Suit Antics (A) - "After reading this story, you will know just how much I love to masturbate." Galen puts on a bear costume and pisses all over himself in the shower.
Easter Bunny Fuck (A) - "I was happily enjoying myself, reading some raunchy porn about farm animals." A story about getting a BJ from the Easter Bunny and peeing all over him.
Alaskan Desire (A) - "I have seven dogs on my team, which get lots of attention when they're off duty. Sometimes, I bring them in and we have an all-out orgy." A fictional account of living in Alaska where there are multiple dog orgies and Galen blows an Eskimo.
Furface Fantasy (A) - "I wanted to fuck the dog, but didn't want to hurt him. I had to find another way to satisfy this tremendous urge." Galen bottoms for a dog. And drinks its piss because of course he does.
Pissing In My Overalls (A) - "Do I piss in a glass and then drink it or do I piss straight into my own mouth? Well, I've done both." Galen does a headstand and pisses in his own mouth. A man of many talents.
Polar Bear Pork (A) - "I love to visit the zoo. Every time I do, I get a massive erection!" Our hero gets fucked by a bear and amazingly nobody gets peed on!
Peppermint Patty Lust (A) - "Lucy doesn't do anything. That's why she's such a big mouthed bitch all the time. Her pussy's gonna grow so tight, she won't be able to piss right!" A fanfic drabble that hypothesizes on the sex lives of the cast of Peanuts.
Superhero Sex (A) - "I realized how much fun it was to have sex with Robin during my time in college." Galen's origin story. He talks about jacking off onto his Superman pajamas at age 11. I don't know if this is meant to be taken as a fictionalization of his kinks or if we're gazing into the bucket of truth with this one. The second half of this story is a retelling of a time when Galen and his college roommate fucked in rented costumes. I also don't know if this really happened.
Stuffed Animal Fun (A) - "Mickey's entire body is stained with dried cum from other nights and the smell of it drives me wild as I lay there hugging him and kissing his soft face." I saved the absolute worst one for last. This is the story that goons on Something Awful were quoting to each other. Galen describes pissing all over a cum-stained Mickey Mouse doll which softens up the dried cum and makes it slick to hump against. It's absolutely objectionable. Filthy.
Easter Bunny Fuck (A) - "I was happily enjoying myself, reading some raunchy porn about farm animals." A story about getting a BJ from the Easter Bunny and peeing all over him.
Alaskan Desire (A) - "I have seven dogs on my team, which get lots of attention when they're off duty. Sometimes, I bring them in and we have an all-out orgy." A fictional account of living in Alaska where there are multiple dog orgies and Galen blows an Eskimo.
Furface Fantasy (A) - "I wanted to fuck the dog, but didn't want to hurt him. I had to find another way to satisfy this tremendous urge." Galen bottoms for a dog. And drinks its piss because of course he does.
Pissing In My Overalls (A) - "Do I piss in a glass and then drink it or do I piss straight into my own mouth? Well, I've done both." Galen does a headstand and pisses in his own mouth. A man of many talents.
Polar Bear Pork (A) - "I love to visit the zoo. Every time I do, I get a massive erection!" Our hero gets fucked by a bear and amazingly nobody gets peed on!
Peppermint Patty Lust (A) - "Lucy doesn't do anything. That's why she's such a big mouthed bitch all the time. Her pussy's gonna grow so tight, she won't be able to piss right!" A fanfic drabble that hypothesizes on the sex lives of the cast of Peanuts.
Superhero Sex (A) - "I realized how much fun it was to have sex with Robin during my time in college." Galen's origin story. He talks about jacking off onto his Superman pajamas at age 11. I don't know if this is meant to be taken as a fictionalization of his kinks or if we're gazing into the bucket of truth with this one. The second half of this story is a retelling of a time when Galen and his college roommate fucked in rented costumes. I also don't know if this really happened.
Stuffed Animal Fun (A) - "Mickey's entire body is stained with dried cum from other nights and the smell of it drives me wild as I lay there hugging him and kissing his soft face." I saved the absolute worst one for last. This is the story that goons on Something Awful were quoting to each other. Galen describes pissing all over a cum-stained Mickey Mouse doll which softens up the dried cum and makes it slick to hump against. It's absolutely objectionable. Filthy.
These stories were all written between 1991 and 1994, years before Galen got involved with the media. These stories are all on a private page and in the early days of the internet this section of his website might as well have been the "dark web" because nothing was indexing beyond the surface level. I don't know if these stories were known to the wider furry fandom. Some of Galen's decriers on Usenet were aware of his urinary shenanigans however because one user specifically stated he read Galen's plushie survey (A). Rather than make a general purpose survey to gauge the interest of plushophiles Galen contaminates the page by injecting his own disgusting fetishes into it and this causes the entire survey to skew heavily toward pissing all over everything.
For years Galen existed as a specter in the furry fandom. As the fandom continued to grow he joined all the usual websites, FurAffinity (A), SoFurry (A), and Inkbunny. He also has an account on DeviantArt (A) but it seems that despite being a 19 year old account he never actually used it beyond uploading a fursona reference. I checked the web archive thinking maybe he had blanked the account at some point but archive results show the account has always been empty. Galen remains active on FurAffinity & Co to this very day. As I write this OP he is actively adding things to his favorites on FurAffinity in real time. He's also been active on F-List as recently as a couple days ago. For most of his online existence Galen has espoused his interest in all things piss, but October 25, 2020 would prove to be a red letter day in the world of this piss-soaked raccoon. It was on this day that Galen posted a journal entry titled "A stinky, smeary, poopy, scatty journal" (A). (Note, Galen did not post a new journal to make this announcement. Instead he cannibalized an older journal entry from 2014 to covertly divulge his secret.)
I've kinda already spoiled the big reveal by showcasing the contents of Galen's F-List profile earlier in this post but it was in this journal that Galen crossed the rubicon and revealed that he'd been harboring a dark secret for a long time: he's into scat. Not just like in a normal way, assuming such a thing is possible, but he's as filthy with shit as he is with piss and cum. "I want a fur to take a nice firm thick dump directly into my fursuit muzzle," Galen writes. Once the deed is done he says he wants the person to fuck his shit-filled muzzle. He coins the term "shit-lubed thrusting" and the more I read this depraved rambling I just want to drink myself into a coma. He's been hung up on this scat fantasy of his for five years if Galen's word is to be trusted. He laments that the majority of the furs who are willing to play with shit live in Europe while he's in Pennsylvania. He says he might be open to it at a convention but he doesn't usually attend them anymore due to cost.
Also of note is on the same day Galen posted about how he wants to eat da poo poo he registered a second account on FurAffinity, ScatCoon (A). In his profile Galen writes what just might be the worst thing I've ever read: "I love nice big maw-stretching turds pushing their way in, as fast, or faster, than I can swallow them, from someone who is eagerly trying to fill me up!" He emphasizes the term "maw-stretching turds". This begs the question why is this man a Christian when God is most certainly dead.
IV. A Treasury of Filth
FoxWolfie Galen, 2013
I don't have much left to say about Galen so this section is just a repository for me to summarize and share the abject depravity I subjected myself to over the course of writing this post. Galen joined FurAffinity on November 3, 2006. It was Galen's first mainstream furry account following his activity on Usenet. Though he had an account he didn't make his first post until April 7, 2008. The submission is a photo of him wearing a skunk suit whose white stripe is stained a very obvious yellow. A full decade and a half later random people are still making gross comments on this picture. Galen has an account on SoFurry that he seems to use intermittently; he's only uploaded two commissions to his gallery there but a couple months ago he was adding shit stories to his favorites list. No, I'm not going to read these stories and pull quotes from them. Galen did favorite and comment on this submission by notorious pedophile TayFerret. Both Galen and Tay have been in the furry fandom since the nineties so they have got to be aware of each other. I don't know, but I do know Galen follows someone named "PedoCoon" on SoFurry. He also follows ShadoWolfess whose disgusting zoophile exploits were all over the web in the late 2000's (that's my next thread).
Galen has a dormant account on Inkbunny where he's posted a lot of commissions and gift art of his raccoon fursona, likely because most of it is "cub" in style and Inkbunny is known as the place to go for cub content. He has 68 pages of favorites on this website and I flipped through some of it randomly and most of it is just what you'd expect, piss and whatnot. A recent favorite of his is this submission that depicts Figment the Dragon sporting a boner and wearing a disgusting crusty cum shirt. I don't know what it is but the whole "dried cum on this article of clothing" thing just repulses me on a primal level. It seems that no matter where he goes though Galen always winds up back at FurAffinity. On his ScatCoon account I swear he's gone through the entire FurAffinity database and favorited every single goddamned scat picture there is. I was browsing his account and while he only has like six uploads his favorites are literally endless.
We have one place left to look and that's Galen's Fetlife account. His profile was last updated in 2021 and his last photo was uploaded in 2017 but make no mistake he's still active here liking posts and engaging with people who comment on his uploads. Just three days ago he added a tag to his profile saying he is "into" "MtF transexuals" so when it comes to people whom Galen wants to have piss and shit all over him he doesn't object to troons. Galen commented on another user's photo of the nastiest and crustiest Sully plush I've ever seen. He gets into a conversation with the uploader and says "I have a mummy type puffy sleeping bag that's been peed and cummed for around 25 years. It's never been washed, despite likely over 500 exposures to pee or cum. It's well stained, but literally has no smell. I can't figure out how anything can't smell after hundreds of wettings and dryings." Honestly I think that "500 exposures" claim is bullshit. Galen himself said he masturbates at least three times a day because when you collect disability what else is there to do? 3 times a day * 365 days in a year * 25 years = 27,375 "exposures". Give or take.
Galen is also apparently friends with JaSonic (who has a thread here), who left a comment on Galen's Fetlife wall saying "I think it was you who got me addicted to plush toys". I bring up JaSonic because a while ago when he was being trolled people dug up this cursed photo of a Sonic plush covered in shit and attributed it to JaSonic but he denied it and clarified that the photo was taken by Galen. It is the only picture of Galen's that I've been able to find where he's engaging in his newfound love of shit. Thankfully.
Galen's list of fetishes on Fetlife is as extensive as it is bizarre. Here's some of his greatest hits:
- all night wet diaper in the morning smell
- being incontinent is a lifestyle not a fetish
- being peed on by clowns
- clothes, i want to have sex with clothes
- dr. pepper
- fucking to the mickey mouse theme song
- goth girls who wear whinnie the poo backpacks
- jar jar binks
- mickey mouse shaped pancakes
- sex with godzilla
- sucking dick wearing a gorilla mask
- thin mint girl scout cookies (me too Galen)
and finally - ζ
We're at the end of this massive post but there's just one more thing I want to include.
According to Galen's page of personal photos this is his very first plushie. This is the toy that started Galen down his ever continuing downward spiral of depravity. It's clean in this photo but did Galen ever piss on it? Jerk off onto it? Shit on it? Or is this plushie special? The one that cannot be soiled because to do so would be to desecrate the man's childhood? This stuffed fox is a gem, a diamond in the rough kept in a house filled to the brim with nothing but filth. Galen has thousands of plushies and fursuits, all of them covered in dried bodily fluids. He is 63 years old and has been hospitalized three times for severe abdominal pain. Perhaps his lifestyle of basking in nastiness is catching up to him in his old age. When Galen finally kicks the bucket and his estate is left to be managed by a family member I can't imagine the horror they'll experience when they enter his home to assess things. Everything will be a total loss, a complete write off to send to the landfill. Nothing can be recovered. And this fox? This reminder of a lost childhood? Its significance will be lost on the person responsible for cleaning up Galen's mess. It is destined to be cast to the side, hauled off to rot in a pile of piss soaked toys. Dust to dust.
Thank you for sticking around and making it to the end of this post.
Relevant Links
"Animal Magnetism" SFBGarticle (A)
"Cuddle Time" Salon article (A)
"Pleasures of the Fur" Vanity Fair article (A)
Personal Website (A)
Private Plushophilia Page (A)
WikiFur Page (A)
DeviantArt Page (A)
FurAffinity Page (A)
FurAffinity Journals (A)
2nd FurAffinity Page (A)
SoFurry Page (A)
Inkbunny Page (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
FurriesXtreme Page (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
Cohost Page (A)
F-List Profile (can't archive, must pass age gate to view)
Twitter Page (A) (private)
Bluesky Account (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
Fetlife Account (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
Xtube Account (A)
ThisVid Account (A)
ThisVid Account contents (A) (warning lots of shit here)
MadMusic Profile (A)
"Animal Magnetism" SFBGarticle (A)
"Cuddle Time" Salon article (A)
"Pleasures of the Fur" Vanity Fair article (A)
Personal Website (A)
Private Plushophilia Page (A)
WikiFur Page (A)
DeviantArt Page (A)
FurAffinity Page (A)
FurAffinity Journals (A)
2nd FurAffinity Page (A)
SoFurry Page (A)
Inkbunny Page (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
FurriesXtreme Page (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
Cohost Page (A)
F-List Profile (can't archive, must pass age gate to view)
Twitter Page (A) (private)
Bluesky Account (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
Fetlife Account (can't archive, must be logged in to view)
Xtube Account (A)
ThisVid Account (A)
ThisVid Account contents (A) (warning lots of shit here)
MadMusic Profile (A)
Miscellaneous Links
2006 interview where Uncle Kage speaks poorly of Galen (A)
Kevin Haven SA thread, Galen appears on page 61
Galen's private page of Anthrocon 1997 photos
Galen's plushie survey (A)
Galen's Plushie Code (A)
Galen's Plushie Sex FAQ (A)
Galen's Plushie Lexicon Page (A)
"Lolaphilia" Page by Ron Orr (A)
Vortex Kangaroo's Plushie Page, one of Galen's closest friends (A)
1999 Usenet post where Galen consoles Vortex Kangaroo who lost a plush (A)
Kenneth Poland Sr. Obituary (A) (Galen's father, died 2023)
2006 interview where Uncle Kage speaks poorly of Galen (A)
Kevin Haven SA thread, Galen appears on page 61
Galen's private page of Anthrocon 1997 photos
Galen's plushie survey (A)
Galen's Plushie Code (A)
Galen's Plushie Sex FAQ (A)
Galen's Plushie Lexicon Page (A)
"Lolaphilia" Page by Ron Orr (A)
Vortex Kangaroo's Plushie Page, one of Galen's closest friends (A)
1999 Usenet post where Galen consoles Vortex Kangaroo who lost a plush (A)
Kenneth Poland Sr. Obituary (A) (Galen's father, died 2023)
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