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As spotted by someone on twitter, Cagematch has had enough!
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The context here is that Tony Khan had namedropped cagematch, even seemed to put their match ratings over as being important, iirc. This caused some AEW/WWE tribalists to go wild there, and essentially went into war mode, overrating and underrating matches. That slapfighting led to that text, which I'm going to quote here, because whoever wrote it is fucking seething.

Ratings system: New rule​

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You know who this is aimed at.

I do not believe I have to do this, but with the unnecessary amount of news and attention that we have received over the last few weeks, the amount of tribalism between WWE and AEW trolls has reintensified. I wish all of you idiots step on pointy Lego bricks for the rest of your days.

Here's the new rule:

a) No mention of "AEW" or "Tony Khan" or similar topics in comments about WWE promotion, shows, titles, matches or contracted wrestlers, neither directly or indirectly.

b) No mention of "WWE" or "Triple H" or "Vince McMahon" or "Nick Khan" or "Shawn Michaels" in comments about AEW promotion, shows, titles, matches or contracted wrestlers, again neither directly or indirectly.

I will leave it at my discretion to extend this list of "contextually banned words" without further announcement. The vast majority of the community gets it and I will protect this community and our ideals.

Non-compliance with the new rule may lead to one-time warnings or direct bans, depending on severity and comment history.

I am sick and tired of "you people" (again, you know who this is aimed at). Stop dragging us into a painfully unnecessary and embarassing "flame war" between two fucking world-sized companies. The next step is to lock down WWE and AEW ratings to long-term registered users and I don't fucking care if half of you leave at that point. CAGEMATCH was a lot of fun when we were small and unknown and I much prefer "fun and small" over "big and hateful" any day. No money is made with this website off of any of you clowns and more people just cost me more each month for maintenance and hosting, so I don't give a shit about the "page hits".

Personal note: I just gave out warnings for the Jinder/Rollins match where people were not commenting about the match but making it about WWE vs. AEW or themselves. I genuinely do not understand how these people can call themselves wrestling fans. I genuinely don't.

(Edit: Fixed the Lego plurality. The more you know. ^^)
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BiggestKai said:
YOU SEE BROTHER I FORGOT MY VITAMINS THAT MORNING AND I THOUGHT I COULDN'T DO IT JACK BUT THEN THE HULKAMANIACS TRAPPED INSIDE THAT CAR LOOKED AT ME BROTHER - I COULDN'T HEAR NOTHING I COULDN'T SEE NOTHING BUT BROTHER I COULD FEEL THE HULKAMANIA IN THAT WOMAN BROTHER AND MY PYTHONS WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF A HULKAMANIAC IN NEED, I RIPPED THE CAR DOOR OFF JACK CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE HULKSTER ALWAYS SAYS BROTHER, THE HULKSTER SAYS LEAVE NO CAR CRASH UNTURNED THAT'S WHAT THE HULKSTER SAYS BROTHER

Edit: The Hulkster puts his church over, gotta love him brother HH.

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see only reason that kid Hogan gave beer to and street raced with ended up a vegetable was because God hadn't given the Hulkster that pen yet brotherjackdude
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Lmfao rekieta reference on nxt.
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context plox
but yeah tbh he's really not that small-time, I recall during the Rittenhouse trial he was doing a crossover teamup with a mess of other youtube law people and they had more than... iirc CNN and Fox combined or something insane
 
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context plox
but yeah tbh he's really not that small-time, I recall during the Rittenhouse trial he was doing a crossover teamup with a mess of other youtube law people and they had more than... iirc CNN and Fox combined or something insane
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Bron made up a name for him & corbin's dusty cup name and he said "I thought about it for hours in the shower".
 
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Bron made up a name for him & corbin's dusty cup name and he said "I thought about it for hours in the shower".
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I don't habla Nicky Rackets that well so I'm guessing that's a deep cut thing, like Dio Madden being the more obvious Dio Brando and the much less obvious YOU GOTS DAT MADDEN oldmeme
 
So rumor has been floating that Brock's coming back and that he'll be at Royal Rumble and for a spell afterwards.

I really want to see Brock get the shit kicked out of him. Total burial of Brock to make someone a new mega star as far as Brock being beaten, humiliated, and basically buck broken irreversibly. Damien Priest, Gunther, hell let Dominic run a train on Brock....
 
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MirrorNoir said:
So rumor has been floating that Brock's coming back and that he'll be at Royal Rumble and for a spell afterwards.

I really want to see Brock get the shit kicked out of him. Total burial of Brock to make someone a new mega star as far as Brock being beaten, humiliated, and basically buck broken irreversibly. Damien Priest, Gunther, hell let Dominic run a train on Brock....
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You have a lot of nerve being alive.


In other news:

Upon hearing that Hulk Hogan saved someone’s life, SRS took the opportunity to talk about Hogan saying racist things many years ago.
What a piece of shit.
 
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The Hulkster interfered with the Grim Reaper's match against a newbie, won clean, and put God over in the post-match promo; of course redditors and smarks are seething. Enjoy it!

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All for a hot dog and a handshake.
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What happened to these poor schmucks afterwards?
Did the 2nd guy who entrusted himself to Jesus as he crossed himself get the Lord's memo to stop taking life for granted by doing monkey flips?
 
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What happened to these poor schmucks afterwards?
Did the 2nd guy who entrusted himself to Jesus as he crossed himself get the Lord's memo to stop taking life for granted by doing monkey flips?
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Facade is still wrestling, but his ceiling is small fish in an indie puddle (think he jobbed to Josh Woods in ROH).

Charade broke his skull, finished the match, healed up, and jumped right back into being a flippy black weeb whose closest brush with drawing a dime was MLW.
 
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So rumor has been floating that Brock's coming back and that he'll be at Royal Rumble and for a spell afterwards.

I really want to see Brock get the shit kicked out of him. Total burial of Brock to make someone a new mega star as far as Brock being beaten, humiliated, and basically buck broken irreversibly. Damien Priest, Gunther, hell let Dominic run a train on Brock....
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Speaking of Brock I had some wild dream tonight. I was doing all kind of trivial stuff and everytime Brock's theme hit, he showed up and fucked things up. Like I was at Burger King, ordered a burger, Brock's theme hit, he showed up, punched the burger guy, disappeared and I didn't get a burger. I drove a car on a nice sunny day, listening to some nice music, suddenly Brock's theme hit, out of nowhere he jumped on the highway, kicked a car in front of me causing a crash and I had to stop and wait until the scene was cleared which took forever. I was at a museum looking at a huge dinosaur skeleton, Brock's theme hit, he showed up, F5'ed the skeleton and fucked off.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Speaking of Brock I had some wild dream tonight. I was doing all kind of trivial stuff and everytime Brock's theme hit, he showed up and fucked things up. Like I was at Burger King, ordered a burger, Brock's theme hit, he showed up, punched the burger guy, disappeared and I didn't get a burger. I drove a car on a nice sunny day, listening to some nice music, suddenly Brock's theme hit, out of nowhere he jumped on the highway, kicked a car in front of me causing a crash and I had to stop and wait until the scene was cleared which took forever. I was at a museum looking at a huge dinosaur skeleton, Brock's theme hit, he showed up, F5'ed the skeleton and fucked off.
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They should just do these as actual vignettes with brock
 
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