Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[ForTheHoard]

The ability to not feel any actually stress from that is insane.

Multiple crippling addictions have completely burned out his endorphin receptors.

 

[Android raptor]

Why the fuck does he smoke out of an apple? Can't he get a cheap pipe at the gas station?

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Why the fuck does he smoke out of an apple? Can't he get a cheap pipe at the gas station?

Style points.

 

[internet friend]

Why the fuck does he smoke out of an apple? Can't he get a cheap pipe at the gas station?

Every time he does, he ends up smashing them open to get any resin out

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Every time he does, he ends up smashing them open to get any resin out

Does he not know how to roll anything, though? Or is he one of those real low potheads who use pipes and shit just for the resin to “get more out of it”?

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Does he not know how to roll anything, though? Or is he one of those real low potheads who use pipes and shit just for the resin to “get more out of it”?

What do you mean by "low"?

But anyway, literally smoking tar if I get what you and @internet friend are saying

 

[Android raptor]

Every time he does, he ends up smashing them open to get any resin out

That's what a bent hairpin or wire is for, wtf

 

[Bossman Yak]

F-F-F-Felted.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

BMJ had an interesting person host his stream

 

[It Goofy]

Sorry boys, we've been totally felted. All gone in less than 24 hours.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Bossman Jack lives his whole life like he's a sitcom character. No matter how much he wins, no matter how big the stakes get, he's right back where he started at the end of each episode with no money and having learned nothing. Literally the only thing that changes in his life is his room gets a little more destroyed. He's living in a degenerate gambling groundhog day.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Literally the only thing that changes in his life is his room gets a little more destroyed

It's ok, American houses are made out of paper and bubblegum anyway

 

[It Goofy]

Bossman Jack lives his whole life like he's a sitcom character. No matter how much he wins, no matter how big the stakes get, he's right back where he started at the end of each episode with no money and having learned nothing. Literally the only thing that changes in his life is his room gets a little more destroyed. He's living in a degenerate gambling groundhog day.

It's always funny when he has that one rap song playing in the background of his streams where the lyrics to the chorus are "I don't wanna do this no more, I'm back where I started." It's pretty apropos.

So many unintentionally hilarious things in BMJ's streams.

 

[degengambalar]

Bossman Jack lives his whole life like he's a sitcom character. No matter how much he wins, no matter how big the stakes get, he's right back where he started at the end of each episode with no money and having learned nothing. Literally the only thing that changes in his life is his room gets a little more destroyed. He's living in a degenerate gambling groundhog day.

Even sitcoms have progression. BMJ's life is like a shitty flash game. The only mission is to acquire drugs by any means necessary before you run out of energy and fall asleep. You restart the next day trying to beat your previous record.

 

[klab]

It's ok, American houses are made out of paper and bubblegum anyway

Think of them as stress toys, just like interior doors.

Spoiler: or boxfans

Or verifieds

 

[netorare]

Sorry boys, we've been totally felted. All gone in less than 24 hours.

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there was a small glimmer of hope but he will never get that honda civic

 

[ForTheHoard]

there was a small glimmer of hope but he will never get that honda civic

He woke his parents up in the middle of the night for that shit. How rude.

 

[Breadbassket]

Bossman Jack lives his whole life like he's a sitcom character. No matter how much he wins, no matter how big the stakes get, he's right back where he started at the end of each episode with no money and having learned nothing. Literally the only thing that changes in his life is his room gets a little more destroyed. He's living in a degenerate gambling groundhog day.

He's a hamster stuck on a roulette wheel that never stops.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I keep hoping beyond hope he'll one day withdraw his insane winnings and actually improve his situation, but every time I'm brought back to reality and reminded that the high of chasing the next hit is always more rewarding than living a financially stable life. What a shame.

Anyways, can somebody give me a quick rundown on the Dice game he's been playing lately? At a glance it looks like you pick a number from 1-100 and get more money the closer you are to the randomly generated number on the dice, but I can't tell.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

What do you mean by "low"?

But anyway, literally smoking tar if I get what you and @internet friend are saying

I mean I’ve met a few potheads and I’ve always just found that shit gross as hell. It’s basically smoking thc spit covered tar dried up, the “black tar heroin” equivalent of the weed world, especially when dirty potheads talk about how it “totally gets you even more high than normal weed dood!”.