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What a bunch of bullshit, Count Dankula's interview was years ago and he was not mean to Chris at all. There's been many CWC interviews and they're almost all better because people at least know what the fuck is going on.
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I just finished watching Lucas's interview with Chris Chan. What a shitshow. Lucas asks super generic and boring questions, and then just lets Chris ramble on about insane nonsense while he presumably has a benzo blackout off screen. I must ask who out of Keffals's audience actually wants to see this because I feel like if you haven't kept up with Chris Chan, you're going to be so fucking lost. The ending got some mild amusement out of me with Chris falsely claiming the site is down and Keffals being unable to deny it. Of course, he then follows up with the whole "the websites can be taken down but the trolls never go away" cope. Cope, seethe and dilate Lucas.
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I assumed Keffals just wanted him for drama purposes, but I guess it was an attempt to rehabilitate Chris and get him on board with the oppression grift? It's kind of telling that Keffals displays the traditional troon sign of interest and respect for other people by doing no research.
And lol what is that intro? It's like a hyperspace park ride that's having a power failure.
You can get free tunnel stock footage that isn't at fuck-off frames per second on YouTube.
Why??
And lol what is that intro? It's like a hyperspace park ride that's having a power failure.
You can get free tunnel stock footage that isn't at fuck-off frames per second on YouTube.
Why??
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Called it. Still was hoping for a bigger shitshow. Keffals obvious plans to smear the farms go awry when he realizes he is talking to a literal motherfucker narcissistic absolute lunatic. Who could have seen it coming?
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Remember when Null said this is exactly what would happen, and Luke thought Null was just talking shit?
lmao.
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I'm going to assume that to his drug-addled brain, that shitty hyperspace ride looked fine. Maybe his editor took a bit from Lucas's drug stash when stitching this shitshow together. I would think that he would try to put some Sonichu graphics instead of a generic off brand Doctor Who space tunnel since he's interviewing Chris Chan, but that's me foolishly assuming Lucas puts effort and thought into the goyslop that is his content.
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I’ve seen a couple of people say this, although it’s easy to miss I think the quote is something similar to “thank you for taking kiwifarms down a massive peg”
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I checked it again, at 34:20, and Chris says "Yes, thank you for having me Keffals, and thank you again for just... taking down Kiwi Farms, that massive peg" instead of “thank you for taking kiwifarms down a massive peg.” It's a really awkward and autistic way of saying it, which is probably why I didn't catch it the first time. It almost sounds like he wanted to say Lucas took down Kiwi Farms completely, but flipped on a dime because it wasn't true.
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a glimpse into lucas's hole
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I thought it was meant to be a sphincter.
I liked the bit where Keffals brings up the trolls trying to convince Chris that his comics are real and he is invested with mystical powers. Like how ridiculous, who are they kidding!
Because then Chris completely ignores the framing and goes on an unhinged monologue implying that he time travels and is witness to the inter dimensional merge as foretold in 1389AD by Merlin, a magician, and two other sorcerers by order of King Arthur herself.
But hey, maybe things are shaping up!
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Christ, keffals TRIED to bait chris into saying the dimensional merge and multiverse shit was JUST being manipulated into saying tard stuff, an out was being handed to them, and he entirely rejected it.
Chris chan just never learns, keffals was offering a perfect opportunity to deny / deflect, setup with support from keffals, and he doubled down.
Not even saying this would of 100% worked (OBVIOUSLY not), but theres a massive difference between being a tard openly without shame, and at LEAST try to white-wash it with "no its not my fault, I was tricked".
I want to imagine keffals face palmed during, but was edited out. NO WONDER it wasn't live.
Chris chan just never learns, keffals was offering a perfect opportunity to deny / deflect, setup with support from keffals, and he doubled down.
Not even saying this would of 100% worked (OBVIOUSLY not), but theres a massive difference between being a tard openly without shame, and at LEAST try to white-wash it with "no its not my fault, I was tricked".
I want to imagine keffals face palmed during, but was edited out. NO WONDER it wasn't live.
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What a disappointing fucking nothingburger. The only funny thing from the video was the shit flinging in the comments section, and Keffals expression of absolute regret when Chris talked about Rosechu being drawn with a cock
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Did you edit that? On my phone it looks like Keffals has a massive 5 ‘o’clock shadow.
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I’ve got to say, the final words from Chris before it cuts off got a laugh out of me, as did a couple of other moments.
I know this was all pointless and just Keffals clout chasing or hoping to fling some shit at the farms, but it kind of cheered me up a bit, like I don’t totally regret wasting 20 minutes on it.
I know this was all pointless and just Keffals clout chasing or hoping to fling some shit at the farms, but it kind of cheered me up a bit, like I don’t totally regret wasting 20 minutes on it.
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Given I'm a few beers in, I got to the part where Chris begins explaining that Sonichus are a species of Pokémon before I audibly guffawed.
It's like a surrealist film, watching these two interact. Like Eraserhead if John Waters did it first.
Keffals IMMEDIATELY tries to veer the conversation elsewhere, holy shit my sides.
It's like a surrealist film, watching these two interact. Like Eraserhead if John Waters did it first.
Keffals IMMEDIATELY tries to veer the conversation elsewhere, holy shit my sides.
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Lmao not at all, but now I'm seeing it too
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I don't see stubble but I see what you mean. I think it's weird shadows and stuff from a combination of all the colored lights at various angles and then the "Who did the body? He looks like he's napping!" makeup to spruce up his pale pasty visage and probably some kind of filter, all working together to make his lower face and jawline look darker or more textured.
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I agree. Shoulda been entertainment served on a silver platter but Luke messes even that up.
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Realistically speaking, what could the Magi-Chan demon do to Lucas to ruin his life that he hasn't already done himself? Abuse drugs? He's already heating up his spoon. Tank his relationships? Fucker is calling his ex am hole fiancé a rapist. Ruin his body? Some butcher in Thailand beat him to the punch.