"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Man In A Dress]

True, but do you think Ralph's heart would survive any amount of physical endurance? The dude is dying just from a 10% movement difference from right to left.

Warski just needs to rip off the giant skin tag that is the Gunt. Loose and flabby from the pigs alleged weight loss. Or just do a Cogs friend and hit him.
Warski went down against a professional. Even sober, Ralphs body is probably fucked from all the pills and heavy drinking. I can't see a scenario where Ralph wins.

 

[Londo]

He's how I found out about Kiwi Farms to begin with. Years ago it was hardly ever mentioned by online figures, nowadays you have plenty of people on various websites bitching about it.

This is exactly the same with myself. It started with IA, then from there when MATI took off I was recommended that. I watched MATI for years before joining the KWF. I think quite a few people have the same experience in bouncing from Jim to KWF or from first hearing of it from the old IBS./sceptic sektur.

Warski just needs to rip off the giant skin tag that is the Gunt. Loose and flabby from the pigs alleged weight loss. Or just do a Cogs friend and hit him.
Warski went down against a professional. Even sober, Ralphs body is probably fucked from all the pills and heavy drinking. I can't see a scenario where Ralph wins.

This is true. It's laughable that Warski went down as fast as he did but as a professional WMA Heavy weight light weight platinum award winning arena girl fighter enjoyer I can absolutely guarantee you that if it were me the outcome would be entirely different. I wouldn't even show up.

For real though, Warski showed up. He got his ass absolutely raped. But he showed up. And so far he's the only one from the Sektur who can say that (twice even).

 

[Man In A Dress]

Once again, Ralph needs to stop looking for his eDaddy to fight his own battles.
I'll upload it later. Site is fucky at the moment.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

new short Jim video in response to the drama with Ralph, Godwinson, Elaine etc etc
i cannot upload clips or images right now

i will edit this post when i can, i do have it archived and a compressed version ready to post
the original is below

https://poa.st/@Jim/posts/AdseB6qzzw9tIaj1PM

https://archive.md/CdKNo

 

[LongDayAgain]

The hats are actually super comfy. It just arrived. Took ages to get here though because I live in Ireland.

 

[GettrGriftr]

He's how I found out about Kiwi Farms to begin with.

Me too. Specifically, the fourth video of the Kraut "autistic gay-ops against the alt-right" series. I spent several years lurking and reading before joining (and then having to wait until registrations were re-opened).

 

[SenutiSolidus]

Meta the Don on youtube is bringing back a ton of old shit I thought was long gone. It's pretty cool. Most of Jim's stuff is archived but there's kumite, killstream, and Warskii live footage in there.

 

[Pumpkin_Spice_Bastard]

The hat

The hats are actually super comfy. It just arrived. Took ages to get here though because I live in Ireland

I got the same and some hoodies. Really good quality at this store. The hat is perfect for the winter

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

another Jim meme video put up on his Poast
47 seconds long, the meme starts at 22 seconds

https://poa.st/@Jim

 

[30+GameOvers]

Jim called into piggy's stream today. Ralph, flush with his victory over his handegg winning, celebrated doubling his money(From 250$ to 500$) and talked about the finer details of cumming onto graves of other men.
Well, as we know, whenever Ralph gets a W, no matter how small, it always inevitably turns into an L eventually. Today might be the record in how fast that happened. Jim calls in to mock the fatty, and Ralph thinks this is a "fake Jim" and hangs up.

As you can see, he does not cope with turning down his daddy quite well. He then ends the stream shortly after.
Another common Ralphamale L, all it takes is his e-daddy calling in and making one joke about him to shut down his entire stream, his only source of income. Sad, pathetic!
Note how Jim tried to actually call back, but SCARED Ralpha"male" wouldn't pick up.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Ralph is a fat white bitch who'll eat cheeseburgers from a trashcan, him being the fan of the Chiefs is so fitting.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

This has put me off of alcohol for good.

"Throwing you off because you won't admit you're jim"
"You're not the real jim"
"press 1 if you thought that was the real jim"
(95% 1, 5% 2)
"Nobody fell for that, nobody thought that was the real jim"
"Up until now jim had every chance to face me, then he picks now to face me"
(ends stream)

Oof, Ralph's even dumber than I remember.

 

[SandyCat]

Jim called into piggy's stream today. Ralph, flush with his victory over his handegg winning, celebrated doubling his money(From 250$ to 500$) and talked about the finer details of cumming onto graves of other men.
Well, as we know, whenever Ralph gets a W, no matter how small, it always inevitably turns into an L eventually. Today might be the record in how fast that happened. Jim calls in to mock the fatty, and Ralph thinks this is a "fake Jim" and hangs up.
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As you can see, he does not cope with turning down his daddy quite well. He then ends the stream shortly after.
Another common Ralphamale L, all it takes is his e-daddy calling in and making one joke about him to shut down his entire stream, his only source of income. Sad, pathetic!
Note how Jim tried to actually call back, but SCARED Ralpha"male" wouldn't pick up.

It's depressing remembering these two used to be on good terms back in the day. Now Ralph is single handedly raising the bar for hitting rock bottom and Jim is a sentient corpse in his weeb dungeon kept alive with a IV drip of anime and nicotine patches

I miss the boulder stream era

 

[Professor G. Raff]

It's depressing remembering these two used to be on good terms back in the day. Now Ralph is single handedly raising the bar for hitting rock bottom and Jim is a sentient corpse in his weeb dungeon kept alive with a IV drip of anime and nicotine patches

I miss the boulder stream era

Ralph really messed up on that one. If he had just taken it on the chin when Metokur rightfully made fun of him for getting his ass beat over a purse he wouldn't have further embarrassed himself so much and Jim would have left him alone as he really only goes after people long term if they start a beef with him. Of course wishing Ralph had any self-awareness is basically wishing he'd be a completely different person.

On the up side can you imagine how much more annoying this thread would be if it went that way? Schizos would literally have never shut up about "gunt-guarding" if they where on neutral terms.

 

[Aquinas 2]

Ralph really messed up on that one. If he had just taken it on the chin when Metokur rightfully made fun of him for getting his ass beat over a purse he wouldn't have further embarrassed himself so much and Jim would have left him alone as he really only goes after people long term if they start a beef with him. Of course wishing Ralph had any self-awareness is basically wishing he'd be a completely different person.

On the up side can you imagine how much more annoying this thread would be if it went that way? Schizos would literally have never shut up about "gunt-guarding" if they where on neutral terms.

Shut up, stop gunt guarding

 

[TV's Adam West]

"Press one if that was Jim!"

Several seconds of the chat equivalent of dead air.

WEW LAD.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

For real though, Warski showed up. He got his ass absolutely raped. But he showed up. And so far he's the only one from the Sektur who can say that (twice even).

yeah its funny and I won't stop roasting warski for lasting 5 seconds but he put his money where his mouth is. He isn't just an internet tough guy he showed up he got his ass kicked and moved on and took the L pretty decently without cope. I'll always at least respect that while I'm dying of laughter at him being dropped like a sack of potatoes.

 

[Man In A Dress]

"JEEEM JUS' COME *hic* ON THE KEEELSTREAM MAN. WE *hic* USED TO MAKE INTERNET *sharts* HISTORY TOGETHER" *hic*
Finally, Daddy Jim decides to save Ralphs dying career.

Even if Ralph wasn't wasted on xannies he couldn't banter back. Didn't even go for the "You're dying lol" bit. Embarrassing.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

This is getting hard to watch. Jim jumping in for the giggle and Ralph coping and sneeding that it wasn't the real Jim while his chat calls him a retard
How far removed from the Tonkasaw victory we are

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Jim is just hanging around for the lulz at this point. I hope the last thing he does is call Ralph while he's about to die and tells him to cope and sneed.