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mormonism is fucking dumb
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If I can burst through three inches of human flesh wit dis 20 inch dick, it won't be a problem....Time to put yo faith to the test!!!
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The Mormons got buried in wells in Missouri and exiled to the fucking desert and have done less damage to civilization around the globe than Islam so I am far more willing to let them exist after their tribulations, especially in the light of the Mohammedians never facing proper justice for their crimes.
That and the Mormons infiltrating the feds well ahead of their attempt at a Utah-centered Mormon ethnostate is kind of based.
That and the Mormons infiltrating the feds well ahead of their attempt at a Utah-centered Mormon ethnostate is kind of based.
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@Saddam Hussain Obama is obviously a Nephite cuck, jealous of @WelperHelper99 and trying to groom him.
Also, imagine an Mormon action movie where Joseph Smith and his Nauvoo legion tear up Illinois and smash up printing presses. and shooting randoms The last shot is Joseph Smith falling to his death from Carthage jail while shooting his pistol in slo-mo Matrix style....
Also, imagine an Mormon action movie where Joseph Smith and his Nauvoo legion tear up Illinois and smash up printing presses. and shooting randoms The last shot is Joseph Smith falling to his death from Carthage jail while shooting his pistol in slo-mo Matrix style....
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A Mormon once told me that anyone that isn't a scumbag and did their best in life can get into Heaven even if they don't believe in it. They just can't get into Super Special Limited Seating Heaven. From my godless heathen perspective, I thought that was pretty nice.
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I've met my share of Mormons, some are fucking weirdos and some are normal people. It's basically like every religion to me.
Although them reading me scripture passages will never not be awkward. Last time it happened when the missionary finished reading I just said "well that sure is something."
The fuck was I supposed to do?
Although them reading me scripture passages will never not be awkward. Last time it happened when the missionary finished reading I just said "well that sure is something."
The fuck was I supposed to do?
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This gives me an idea why OP has a pink triangle. Thanks for the tidbit of info.
(From a 4chan thread)
Well, if you can't describe it, I can. I will reveal some things that they don't like us talking about in public but I will even though it makes me sound crazy. There are three branches of Mormonism that largely go unstated, but they're very real:
* Normie Mormons. These are the vast majority. They're turbonormies by USA standards. They go out of their way to be normies. They have fully drank the kool-aid and are terrestrial hylics in a Gnostic sense of the term. These are likely the ones you met in your country, if it isn't America. They are under the control of CIA Mormons, hence your negative reaction.
* CIA Mormons. These are the alphabet soup Mormons you hear stereotypes about, usually working for intelligence agencies. These people are agents of Lucifer in spite of being in LDS. I'm using Lucifer in a Mormon sense, so to elaborate on that, Lucifer is the Devil, and is hellbent on depriving people of free will. Mormonism prescribes a very strict lifestyle, but you're supposed to actually choose it. CIA Mormons undermine this. They threaten you with revoking your temple recommend and threaten you with hell over every little picayune misstep. A sip of whiskey to these people makes you an alcoholic. Meanwhile, they commit actual atrocities behind closed doors. Torture of the innocent in interrogation. Gaslighting of the young. Elaborate mind games. Debts and obligations. The sword of Damocles made flesh.
* Schizo Mormons. Schizo Mormons have a distinctive neo-Gnostic bent. They value free will and in spite of being completely teetotal oppose drug laws. We push against taxes because it is theft and gun control because Christ commands us to take up a sword. We live in the Nevada desert and prepare for the end of the world. We believe the Devil controls the world, and put on a turbonormie front, because we believe that while you can't trick God, you can, and you must, trick the Devil. You likely have not dealt with schizo Mormons.
They don't like sending us (Schizo Mormons) on missions because people tend to find us off-putting and we have a habit of breaking laws and social norms, whereas normie Mormons/CIA Mormons tend not to. If you recall the green pill meme from way back when (pic related), this is what most of us endeavor to be. We regard life on this planet as a jailbreak in a very literal sense. We want to rescue you (random citizen from a far-away world), but we skip the normie facade and the goodie-two-shoes act and instead prefer to teach you how to manufacture illegal firearms, how to do a J-Turn, how to arrange a marriage against the wishes of your genocidal government. We think that 99% of the things you see on TV or online, like those shows glamorizing permanent singlehood or encouraging people to fork over their weapons and acquiesce to forever debts, are actually malignant ploys by Lucifer and we think that transmissions about getting married and having kids are countervailing public service announcements from God. We think that the fight for souls is real and the only way to keep your soul is to stick to your guns and be extremely ascetic. Canned rations in the desert. To put it into perspective, when I was endowed in the Manti temple, at the end of it, my bishop told me, "Welcome to the War."
But like I said. They don't like to send us. Wherever you are, you're unlikely to meet us in an official capacity.
Hopefully this long-form post elucidates a little more about us.
Well, if you can't describe it, I can. I will reveal some things that they don't like us talking about in public but I will even though it makes me sound crazy. There are three branches of Mormonism that largely go unstated, but they're very real:
* Normie Mormons. These are the vast majority. They're turbonormies by USA standards. They go out of their way to be normies. They have fully drank the kool-aid and are terrestrial hylics in a Gnostic sense of the term. These are likely the ones you met in your country, if it isn't America. They are under the control of CIA Mormons, hence your negative reaction.
* CIA Mormons. These are the alphabet soup Mormons you hear stereotypes about, usually working for intelligence agencies. These people are agents of Lucifer in spite of being in LDS. I'm using Lucifer in a Mormon sense, so to elaborate on that, Lucifer is the Devil, and is hellbent on depriving people of free will. Mormonism prescribes a very strict lifestyle, but you're supposed to actually choose it. CIA Mormons undermine this. They threaten you with revoking your temple recommend and threaten you with hell over every little picayune misstep. A sip of whiskey to these people makes you an alcoholic. Meanwhile, they commit actual atrocities behind closed doors. Torture of the innocent in interrogation. Gaslighting of the young. Elaborate mind games. Debts and obligations. The sword of Damocles made flesh.
* Schizo Mormons. Schizo Mormons have a distinctive neo-Gnostic bent. They value free will and in spite of being completely teetotal oppose drug laws. We push against taxes because it is theft and gun control because Christ commands us to take up a sword. We live in the Nevada desert and prepare for the end of the world. We believe the Devil controls the world, and put on a turbonormie front, because we believe that while you can't trick God, you can, and you must, trick the Devil. You likely have not dealt with schizo Mormons.
They don't like sending us (Schizo Mormons) on missions because people tend to find us off-putting and we have a habit of breaking laws and social norms, whereas normie Mormons/CIA Mormons tend not to. If you recall the green pill meme from way back when (pic related), this is what most of us endeavor to be. We regard life on this planet as a jailbreak in a very literal sense. We want to rescue you (random citizen from a far-away world), but we skip the normie facade and the goodie-two-shoes act and instead prefer to teach you how to manufacture illegal firearms, how to do a J-Turn, how to arrange a marriage against the wishes of your genocidal government. We think that 99% of the things you see on TV or online, like those shows glamorizing permanent singlehood or encouraging people to fork over their weapons and acquiesce to forever debts, are actually malignant ploys by Lucifer and we think that transmissions about getting married and having kids are countervailing public service announcements from God. We think that the fight for souls is real and the only way to keep your soul is to stick to your guns and be extremely ascetic. Canned rations in the desert. To put it into perspective, when I was endowed in the Manti temple, at the end of it, my bishop told me, "Welcome to the War."
But like I said. They don't like to send us. Wherever you are, you're unlikely to meet us in an official capacity.
Hopefully this long-form post elucidates a little more about us.