Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[WelperHelper99]

All these 10 viewer raids with names like "AustinSucksPeePeeLol" are incredibly fucking cringe, ween-tier troll attempts. It was amusing the first time, but after the 6th attempt in an hour, it's just pathetic. He rarely even acknowledges them anymore. Whoever keeps doing it 15 times a stream is a faggot.

I liked his response, meming on the guy's likely gunt

 

[Probably An Autist]

>broke all the time

nigga you had 30k in the bank like 7 hours ago, your retard ass lost it because you're the textbook example of a degenerate gambler. rip car arc.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

I love it when Bossman is "up fat" and boasts to chyat about how he's getting a car, and goes online with them to look at available cars and arranges with his Dad to go shopping for a car, and brags about how much the rats will be crying when he streams from his new car.

And hours later (obviously when he is broke) anyone that even innocently mentions "car" is immediately banned.

Every fucking time. Beautiful.

 

[PositiveMonk]

All these 10 viewer raids with names like "AustinSucksPeePeeLol" are incredibly fucking cringe, ween-tier troll attempts. It was amusing the first time, but after the 6th attempt in an hour, it's just pathetic. He rarely even acknowledges them anymore. Whoever keeps doing it 15 times a stream is a faggot.

I think it cuts down on the amount of milk we get. Any of the actual rats in chat bringing him down or having names he feels are harassment kill his mood and make him more likely to end stream instead of begging or finding shit like monkey to do. If he was completely left alone by rats, he'd be far more entertaining. He'd streaming longer, and I could even imagine he'd lose his shit more because he'd have no target for his rage so we'd see more holes and more turning on juicers.

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

"Yes?"
"Sir, he's up to 2k on dice rolls."
"Dump it."

 

[Collections Agent]

literally the post after what you quoted.

Is it considered income if it never goes into his bank account?

Honestly I don't even know if he has an actual bank account

 

[Justtocheck]

All these 10 viewer raids with names like "AustinSucksPeePeeLol" are incredibly fucking cringe, ween-tier troll attempts. It was amusing the first time, but after the 6th attempt in an hour, it's just pathetic. He rarely even acknowledges them anymore. Whoever keeps doing it 15 times a stream is a faggot.

I agree. TBH, I'd say if you want to shit talk Austin, do it in the community chat. When I go to his livestream is "good vibes only". I know what I am in for. Last night, some FUCKING RATS were chastising him about "why didn't he save the 10k?" When he won 12k on dice. And Austin like the chad he is told them to don't fucking teach him how to gamble, weirdo. Like, if you watch his streams, know you are in for degenerate crazy gamba sesh that will %99 of the time end with felts. Though the climbs are really fun. ACCEPT THIS!.

Talking shit to Bossman about what he does and chastising him on losing is on the same level of insanity as watching a Keffals stream and saying in chat "Wow Keffals, why are you not an interesting, charismatic, good willed person. I hope you learn for next time miss..." and thinking like this speaks worse about you than the cow.

rip car arc.

A good scriptwriter keeps the audience hooked with a recurring theme. Buying a car would cut the thread of the storyline, and Bossman knows better.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I love it when Bossman is "up fat" and boasts to chyat about how he's getting a car, and goes online with them to look at available cars and arranges with his Dad to go shopping for a car, and brags about how much the rats will be crying when he streams from his new car.

And hours later (obviously when he is broke) anyone that even innocently mentions "car" is immediately banned.

Every fucking time. Beautiful.

Austin getting hyped about the car then fucking himself is hilarious. It's what keeps me coming back, kinda like DragonBall Z where the announcer goes "find out next time on DBZ!". It's fucking amazing.

 

[Miles4001]

INSTANT TONGUE REPLAY:
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Serious challenge for the brave: try find rage video where tongue of fury makes no appearance. Over long time i have see all rage video and ZERO time it does not feature at .25x speed. Serious every time see rage video open and try find when it happen i keel over laugh every fucking time.

This is better edited than any video edited by issac

 

[LossmanOnCrack]

As a degenerate gambler myself I recently stumbled upon videos on youtube and have watched his last streams. As most of you I find it hilarious to see him tilt.

As I'm playing on stake.com, I can answer some gambling related stuff. Dice and Limbo for example are pretty much the same games, they just look different. You can set a multiplier and the chance of hitting the multiplier is slighty worse than the multi. The RTP (Return to Player) for the originals like Limbo, Dice and Keno is 99%, which is significantly better than slots (they are mostly in the 94-97% range). The highest multi you can set for dice is 9900x (you can choose if you want to bet on the under numbers or over. For 9900x you have to hit exactly the number 0.00 or 100.00). For Limbo, the max multiplier is 1.000.000x.

Regarding his income, he seems to get paid $1,750 per week by stake and his Kick subs are at ~1600, which equals $7600. The weekly and monthly is not part of his deal, every player gets a weekly every saturday at 12:30 GMT. Monthly is once per month but they drop it whenever they want, there is no fixed date. Both weekly and monthly amount depend on your gameplay, meaning your loss/win and your wager.

The way he's "desensitized" betting large like the $2000 dice rolls or $500-$1k Keno bets (utterly ridiculous), I think there is no almost no chance of him cashing out money and not gambling it away in minutes.

Regarding Stake I can say that they are definitely legit and don't ask questions when it comes to withdrawals. There have been many players who won millions and stake always sends cashouts instantly, no matter how much you win. They wouldn't risk their reputation by denying (legit) cashouts, it's what differentiates them from most fiat casinos. If you win a lot in a fiat casino they usually postpone the withdrawal asking for you to upload various documents while hoping for you to cancel the withdrawal and gamble the money away.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Anyways, can somebody give me a quick rundown on the Dice game he's been playing lately? At a glance it looks like you pick a number from 1-100 and get more money the closer you are to the randomly generated number on the dice, but I can't tell.

It's basically horizontal limbo where the slider sets the threshold for a payout. It's just win/lose where the payout is affected by the level of risk.

 

[AGPinochet]

I once knew a compulsive online Gambler. He was a hedonistic crackhead (shitty gamblers are alike in their habits) pseudo-polygamist in a permanent state of low level psychosis due to frying his brain with Acid back in the day. He owned a series of shitbox cars that he would drive while staring down at his phone in his lap playing on these shitty little online casino's that payed out in digital scrip and not cash. Over and over again he would sink in dozens if not hundreds of dollars and then be dismayed when he found out yet again he didn't win shit.
He was still less of a moron than BMJ as he limited himself solely to his social security checks and touched nothing else

"I gave you Juice for a Civic and I get a call, no fucking Civic! your LTC wallet is empty!"

 

[Bowling Ally]

I liked his response, meming on the guy's likely gunt

He's a funny guy. There would be a career for him as a general streamer/podcaster if it wasn't for the fact he's gonna die in that rickety seat with Stake open on the screen

 

[lol cow supreme]

Is it considered income if it never goes into his bank account?

Honestly I don't even know if he has an actual bank account

Yes. When he "withdraws" from Stake.US it is considered "winning a sweepstakes". That is the loophole Stake.US operates in. The IRS does not care if you are paid in M&M's, Used Cars, Room and Board, Rupees, USDollars or crypto currency. Its income the second he "wins the sweepstakes", and valued at the current value of the crypto at the time of the transaction.

Buying more entries into the sweepstakes, is not a gambling loss.

My prior post on his income sources for 2023

(if Oprah gave you a new car, that cars value is income and you gotta pay income taxes on it in the US)

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

It's basically horizontal limbo where the slider sets the threshold for a payout. It's just win/lose where the payout is affected by the level of risk.

Perfect analogy. Now I just have to figure out how the fuck Limbo works and I’ll understand it clearly.

I’d probably understand it by now if it were my money, but from where I sit it doesn’t make sense. Is he picking a number, then he has to be under whatever the number generator says? Idk. I miss Keno.

 

[degengambalar]

They wouldn't risk their reputation by denying (legit) cashouts, it's what differentiates them from most fiat casinos. If you win a lot in a fiat casino they usually postpone the withdrawal asking for you to upload various documents while hoping for you to cancel the withdrawal and gamble the money away.

Thanks for all the info but these last two sentences make you seem like a stake shill. The reason irl casinos make you do all that is because they are required to legally as a regulated casino.

Stake may not have that problem(for now) but no crypto casino should be trusted like that. Even bc.game the other casino bmj uses when he reaches his stake limit made him wait MONTHS to process his withdrawal constantly asking for new IDs hoping he gives up. They do this with everyone once they try to cash out more than $1000 or so.

Stake is massive and is unlikely to give you issues but that's only because they profit billions off of retards. If there is ever a really cold crypto winter best believe Eddie, Train, Drake and all those grifting faggots will fuck you over without hesitation.

 

[Null]

Please keep stuff unrelated to BMJ in the Kick Gutter Trash thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kick-gutter-trash.172263/

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Sorry boys, we've been totally felted. All gone in less than 24 hours.

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I think I understand what it feels like to be a gambling addict. I watch the clip of him winning 31k in plinko and I believe, like truly believe, he will stop and buy a Honda civic in the morning and take us all on a fishing trip. 2 pages later and I see that it's all gone and fuck my life thank you good night none of you guys lift even a finger to etc. etc.

This is what it must feel like to be Austin. It is intoxicating lmao. He is the fucking best.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Austin getting hyped about the car then fucking himself is hilarious. It's what keeps me coming back, kinda like DragonBall Z where the announcer goes "find out next time on DBZ!". It's fucking amazing.

Tune in next time. Same Rat time, same Rat channel.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I am not sure if somebody posted this yet, but here is a pretty good BMJ clip channel:

https://youtube.com/@BlackmanJack?si=aIZZk4awmxoyiMlr