Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

RussianParasite said:
Finally learning a bit how to use Nitter. I present to you, my fellow Kiwis, Patrick’s latest work: How to Win Friends and Influence People… IN SPACE!!!!

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Maybe it's because I don't have General Fatton's vast experience (or waistline), but if I were swatted 46 times, here's what I would do:
  1. Immediately lock down all my social media accounts
  2. Delete or abandon all emails connected to me
  3. Contact data brokers like the Whitepages and have all my records removed
  4. Immediately settle all outstanding debts, especially debts to the owner of my cyberstalkers' favorite web forum
  5. Change banks and credit cards
  6. Quietly move to another state
In other words, since these "clinically obsessed" (seriously, what does that mean) cyberstalkers are willing to crawl over broken glass to harm me, I'd do anything in my power to make it as difficult as possible to find me.

Y'know, if I were swatted 46 times and convinced there was a group of people out to kill me.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Maybe it's because I don't have General Fatton's vast experience (or waistline), but if I were swatted 46 times, here's what I would do:
  1. Immediately lock down all my social media accounts
  2. Delete or abandon all emails connected to me
  3. Contact data brokers like the Whitepages and have all my records removed
  4. Immediately settle all outstanding debts, especially debts to the owner of my cyberstalkers' favorite web forum
  5. Change banks and credit cards
  6. Quietly move to another state
In other words, since these "clinically obsessed" (seriously, what does that mean) cyberstalkers are willing to crawl over broken glass to harm me, I'd do anything in my power to make it as difficult as possible to find me.

Y'know, if I were swatted 46 times and convinced there was a group of people out to kill me.
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AND LET THE IDIOTS WIN? Clearly you don't have pat's 135 IQ understanding of these things. Wait for the knock.
 
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Lana Del Hitler said:
Part 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-_jS2sbuU
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How Twitter Ruined A Life - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga (Pt.1)

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Welcome to Cryptic Web Chronicles. This channel aims to cover some of the most enigmatic and mysterious stories on the internet. From tales of true crime, deep web mysteries, to secret societies and more. Join us as we delve into dark and cryptic cases from across the web.

Episode 1 - How Twitter Ruined A Life
This series covers the story of Patrick S Tomlinson, also known as @stealthygeek on Twitter. Tomlinson is an author and comedian that has been targeted by thousands of trolls, and has journeyed through a labyrinth of complexities in one of the internet's most enigmatic cases, where shadows of disconcerting undertones quietly dance beneath the surface. As the series continues, we will learn how online conduct has a way of resurfacing the lingering shadows of the past, and how the consequences of online behavior can be quite costly. Tune in to this series to follow the shocking turn of events, starting with a 2018 tweet criticizing a 90's standup comedian, that would ultimately lead to a man's downfall. Hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent, countless violent threats are issued, horrors from the past are resurrected, and a terrifying and dangerous twist makes this one of the darkest stories on the web.

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00:00 Content Warning
01:27 Intro
03:46 On The Nature of Trolling
05:10 The Norm Tweet and Aftermath
07:50 Finding r/OpieAndAnthony
08:30 The Mewler Exchange
10:25 An Addiction and Its Consequences
12:45 Outro



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The Most Trolled Man On The Internet - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga

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How Trolls Exposed His Disturbing Secret - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga

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Episode 3 - How Trolls Exposed His Disturbing Secret
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The Most Swatted Man On The Internet? - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga

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Episode 4 - The Most Swatted Man On The Internet?
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RussianParasite said:
How to Win Friends and Influence People… IN SPACE!!!!
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This seems like a bit :lol: If I dropped into this xitter thread I would think it's people just fucking with me.
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
which i did, personally, when i worked in retail. wouldn't choose any other job in the store besides the one that spends all the time away from the customers.
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I used to love working night shift for the same reason. Could put on my iPod and stack shelves for hours without anyone bothering me, it was like a 10-hour gym session. If it hadn't turned me into an absolute zombie never seeing the daylight I could have done it a lot longer.

Anyway, sorry for going so far off-topic, talking about work. I appreciate that's a completely alien concept in a thread about Pat.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
I'm struggling to comprehend why Jennifer keeps getting invited onto panels.
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Society for Sci-pedo writers want their money's worth. I'd just like to take a second that Patrick is working some rank fucking nasty fanfic into the wizarding child series. From what I can tell, Wizards Pox is more akin to the mumps or Mononucleosis than something you get from magizoophilia.
Actually, going by symptoms, it's definitely wizard Mono.
This Machine Milks Cows said:
Barely literate retard.
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Guarantee he spelled it wrong on purpose to make a shitty pun. It's a Fowl play!
 
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Markorian said:
Except the movie wasn't about Prongay's dad. It was about an actual serial killer. The supposed Prongay sr was allegedly (seemingly according to only hacky snacky jackie herself) some sort of apprentice/copycat to this actual serial killer.
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According to some true crime info dug up around when Prongay started, Prongay Sr was a chemist who tried to blow up his ex-wife's house with a homemade bomb and failed spectacularly. At this point I forget the Iceman connection. Everything else about the dude comes from the mouth of mouth of the well established liar and braggart Richard Kuklinski who murdered small time crooks, including former business associates, and probably talked to actual mobsters a few times. The guy is a lolcow who murdered his peers.
 
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AnOminous said:
Fatty only pretends to be into sportsball because he thinks it's "manly" while being a giant effeminate girly man.
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My favorite thing about Jen is how obviously his insecurities about masculinity permeate all of his hobbies and interests.
  • Guns
  • Cars
  • Football
  • Alcoholism
  • DIY
He couldn't be more transparent if he tried
 
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According to some true crime info dug up around when Prongay started, Prongay Sr was a chemist who tried to blow up his ex-wife's house with a homemade bomb and failed spectacularly. At this point I forget the Iceman connection. Everything else about the dude comes from the mouth of mouth of the well established liar and braggart Richard Kuklinski who murdered small time crooks, including former business associates, and probably talked to actual mobsters a few times. The guy is a lolcow who murdered his peers.
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Kuklinski claimed that Prongay Sr. taught him how to kill people and also claimed to have killed him and dumped the corpse in Prongay's ice cream truck, allegedly because he threatened Kuklinski's family. Kuklinski was actually considered a prime suspect in the murder for some time, but they never brought charges because he'd already been convicted on other murders and they couldn't find enough evidence to nail him definitively. Given how full of shit he was about his alleged mafia career, it's safe to assume he didn't whack Prongay either.
 
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is there a reason he doesnt stream? i would love for him to and give his thoughts on the news or whats happening on his twitter. maybe even live reactions to games. i could see him working himself into a lather watching the big strong men on the packers. eyes constantly drifting downward. biting his lip. gasping and stalker childing the officiating.
 
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Update from my earlier post about Pat giving an interview to a filmmaker: apparently this schizo lolcow Matthew Berdyck has been mentioning Patrick and interacting with him somehow? I don't think anyone in the pattyverse even knew this was happening until now? (other than them exchanging tweets back in August) If you search Berdyck on this thread only my two posts come up. I think MB mostly uses Twitter Spaces to broadcast his bullshit so it wouldn't have come up on search for us to find out.

Filmmaker Peter John Ross seems to actually care about the facts of the legal case (I'm so sorry, Patrick)
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
In other words, since these "clinically obsessed" (seriously, what does that mean) cyberstalkers are willing to crawl over broken glass to harm me, I'd do anything in my power to make it as difficult as possible to find me.
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The problem is he'd be very easy to find, like an obese smelly Seattle Space Needle in a regulation size hay stack.
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
Milwaukee metro area already has a drunkard who goes on stream, been swatted, gives crap takes based on a lack of reading comprehension and is fat.

He'd be competing with Jeremy Dale Hambly and Patrick could not handle Hambly showing him up.
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At least Hambly is one person Patrick could beat up. He can't even handle one punch from an effeminate male at a convention so he has no luck against Patrick who's obviously a closeted homosexual.
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The problem is he'd be very easy to find, like an obese smelly Seattle Space Needle in a regulation size hay stack.
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The only popular Hay Stack the world needed.
He was even in better shape than Patrick.
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