Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

What Charles led idiot Jack to believe would be his new life every day.

 

[p1138]

This sounds an awful lot like someone cheated.

Further proving my point above here’s a screenshot of the receipt from the recent FOTG:

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Taken on 1/4 @ 6:30ish PM.

What part of the animal does the fried okra come from, Jack? Also, to jog your memory we didn’t get any numbers on 1/4. Interesting. Wonder why.

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Fatty posts his numbers in the morning, so him gorging on fried wings and orka wouldn't be why we didn't get numbers. However, it's incredibly obvious knowing he was eating a bunch of fried shit and likely drinking soda, that the drastically lower numbers on the 5th are bullshit because there's just no way the shit went down if he went out eating junk food on the 4th. I wonder if his next fat on the go was filmed on the 7th with a jump on the 8th he forgot to omit?

 

[topshrek]

WING WARS

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos. Does he really think that anyone cares what the food at some shitty strip mall wing joint in Nashville tastes like? It's not like Jack is reviewing haute cuisine that's hard to come by on his channel, he just eats whatever shitty fast food at places you can find identical copies of in any suburb with a population over ~20k people before incoherently blurting out "meat wuz GUD salty GUD deep fried GUD"

Also I'm not shocked that this fat fuck broke CUNNYVORE just four days into his new "diet" by stuffing his gullet with battered and deep fried okra + bread. We all know he's been sneaking lil snackies when the cameras are off before going on Facebook to brag to the other boomers about how disciplined he is

 

[p1138]

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos. Does he really think that anyone cares what the food at some shitty strip mall wing joint in Nashville tastes like? It's not like Jack is reviewing haute cuisine that's hard to come by on his channel, he just eats whatever shitty fast food at places you can find identical copies of in any suburb with a population over ~20k people before incoherently blurting out "meat wuz GUD salty GUD deep fried GUD"

Also I'm not shocked that this fat fuck broke CUNNYVORE just four days into his new "diet" by stuffing his gullet with battered and deep fried okra + bread. We all know he's been sneaking lil snackies when the cameras are off before going on Facebook to brag to the other boomers about how disciplined he is

It just goes to show that Fatty still has zero self awareness about posting a video showing he's breaking his diet, even including a dated receipt, just reinforces how much of a liar he is while arguing with people on FB and the youtube comments.

 

[densedance]

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos.

1.) His narcissism 2.) Reason to eat shitty food 3.) ???? 4.) Culinary profit for Jack!

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I just don't get why he keeps doing these shitty review videos.

Tell you exactly why: over the past decade+ Tranny, with Jagoff's full backing, has been writing ALL of this shit off on their tax returns. I'm convinced it all includes an exorbitant plethora of you-name-it ... food, equipment, smokers, kitchen updates, movies, GUD movie food, P90X, Profile, HOPE -- the mutt they paid $1500 for, Disneyland, whale watching, flights, timeshares, $3500 MACKBOOK, Universal Studios, stupid out of town food 'tours', new 'Tonight Show' style set etc, and of course ALL Fat on the Go's. I'm sure I'm missing some stuff.

I get that people write (some) stuff like this off as a business expense. Point is, in their case there is NO WAY this could possibly be justified with such little effort and with almost no return on investment whatsoever. See, these people are so retarded that because they've managed to get away with it, so far (apparently), that they'll just as easily be able to do so -- with even less effort if that's possible -- going forward without the risk of a sudden, stroke-inducing audit sometime probably sooner than later.

But maybe I'm wrong, and all this really is acceptable.

Think I'll book a terrific 250-day 'round-the-world cruise on RegentSevenSeas and post a three minute clip to my loyal followers on YouTube every week or so recounting what a fine time I'm having. I'll also be sure to mention that the First Class seat to and from the ports was GUD, and that my dozens of shore excursions, meals, car rentals and helicopter rides were also GUD. Then fuck it, I'll write it all off.

But ... I had better check with Uncle Sam first though. Out of an abundance of caution I'll be sure to include several example links from a certain 'celebrity' 'chef's' YT channel to confirm this indeed would be okay to do -- I just wanna be 100% sure since I'd rather not spend a fair amount of time in a federal prison having to eat not very gud food.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

WING WARS

Listening to Jack talking and breathing, I really do not believe he is going to be alive in 12 months.

 

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All of his rules are one-brain-cell takes and stupid as hell but somehow this one is especially stupid and annoying.

Surprisingly, Ive actually never seen or heard of someone who genuinely 'craved' food like cakes or donuts the way hes implying. Like youll see someone say 'Oh I cant resist a piece of cake' or something at an event, like 'Oh I shouldnt but Ill have a donut' if they are 'craving one' but theyll take a PIECE of cake, or like ONE donut and be satisfied.

Hes waxing poetic like hes some prophet about cravings as if its normal for people to be basically fiending, unable to stop if they have a cookie, like theyre constantly battling this desire and its like, No Jack, thats not normal and nobody but apparently you is like that.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Like youll see someone say 'Oh I cant resist a piece of cake' or something at an event, like 'Oh I shouldnt but Ill have a donut' if they are 'craving one' but theyll take a PIECE of cake, or like ONE donut and be satisfied.

If I didn't have to suffer the consequences of a poor diet, I'd live off of various desserts and roast beef dishes. I use Jack's content to remind myself what happens if I actually did as I want.

 

[lindsayfan]

Listening to Jack talking and breathing, I really do not believe he is going to be alive in 12 months.

i'd call that "talking" and "breathing" with scare quotes, the same way jack's a "chef" and junior is "heterosexual"

comments on the video are all up in arms about the cunnyvore violation (none clever enough to be worth screenshotting)... curious how jack will address this.

 

[topshrek]

comments on the video are all up in arms about the cunnyvore violation (none clever enough to be worth screenshotting)... curious how jack will address this.

He'll either claim that he had no choice because the okra/bread comes with all orders and that he let Hammy eat it all (lie, we know this fat piece of shit can't resist GUD fried fud when its placed in front of him) or he'll go full man-child "umm, thanks MOM, but I'm LEANING carnivore, okay?"

 

[Postal Dude]

WING WARS

Damn, Princess Tam-Ham isn’t looking too hot. Will she be the next to go the way of the Wendigo?

 

[Tiresome]

Damn, Princess Tam-Ham isn’t looking too hot. Will she be the next to go the way of the Wendigo?

She's looked like that a long time. It's a combination of chronic stress (taking care of Fatty), bottom-barrel white trash genes, middle age and not giving a shit.

 

[Postal Dude]

She's looked like that a long time. It's a combination of chronic stress (taking care of Fatty), bottom-barrel white trash genes, middle age and not giving a shit.

It’s just striking how much she looks like Jack in that photo. Same pose, girth, and everything. Guess married couples really do end up looking alike, for better or for worse (especially when neither of them take care of themselves)… or her corporeal form is being subsumed by the Scalfani hive, bit by morbidly obese bit. Your call.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Damn, Princess Tam-Ham isn’t looking too hot. Will she be the next to go the way of the Wendigo?

How old is TamHam? I was thinking early 40s, which I would think is too early to have white/gray hair. That's not just flecking like I would expect. In any case, if she's going to bullshit her color, do it more than once a month.

 

[Kosher Salt]

He'll either claim that he had no choice because the okra/bread comes with all orders and that he let Hammy eat it all (lie, we know this fat piece of shit can't resist GUD fried fud when its placed in front of him) or he'll go full man-child "umm, thanks MOM, but I'm LEANING carnivore, okay?"

He literally spent $1.25 extra to get the fried okra "premium side".



None of the sides that they offer are "carnivore", but they do have a "No Side -$1.00" side option he could've selected if he was really serious about only eating huge piles of meat.

 

[Tiresome]

How old is TamHam? I was thinking early 40s, which I would think is too early to have white/gray hair. That's not just flecking like I would expect. In any case, if she's going to bullshit her color, do it more than once a month.

She's 50, and at any rate she's still not wearing her age well. Early gray is not an uncommon thing, though, it can hit you hard in your twenties.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He literally spent $1.25 extra to get the fried okra "premium side".

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None of the sides that they offer are "carnivore", but they do have a "No Side -$1.00" side option he could've selected if he was really serious about only eating huge piles of meat.

He'd probably blame it that Hammy wanted it or something. Yes it could be a legit mistake like he normally orders it but the truth is his current diet is just a larp and excuse to eat meat meat and meat every meal.

She's 50, and at any rate she's still not wearing her age well. Early gray is not an uncommon thing, though, it can hit you hard in your twenties.

She looks old and busted but to be fair she's ALWAYS looked that way.

 

[Whaler]

It’s just striking how much she looks like Jack in that photo. Same pose, girth, and everything. Guess married couples really do end up looking alike, for better or for worse (especially when neither of them take care of themselves)… or her corporeal form is being subsumed by the Scalfani hive, bit by morbidly obese bit. Your call.

Don't forget the unhinged jaw to stuff a large amount of food inside when a normal person would just bites and the left eye being more open than the right eye.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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Damn, Princess Tam-Ham isn’t looking too hot. Will she be the next to go the way of the Wendigo?

Has she always been left handed or does she have a sympathy gimped right arm?