Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Behold, a woman.
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It's true. This "man" has no dick.
"I'll be back child"

EDIT: actually given how fatfatfatfatFATFATFATFAT has so utterly fucking failed as a father I withdraw this shitpost for fear it might cause some poor invalid to assume that the subject of derision might one day return to his child
 
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"I'll be back child"

EDIT: actually given how fatfatfatfatFATFATFATFAT has so utterly fucking failed as a father I withdraw this shitpost for fear it might cause some poor invalid to assume that the subject of derision might one day return to his child
Anabelle is with her second, better father after PCJ passed away, may he rest in big dick heaven, Niffer naturally doesn't count, from what I can tell ghee never met gein daughter. Sadly not all children are so lucky and he does come back for them.
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Yes, child, his pepperoni has a first name.
 
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Behold, a woman.
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It's true. This "man" has no dick.
God, that photo never fails to crack me up. He is trying so damn hard to look like a hardcore, virile badass with his jacket and shades and "imma real-life tough guy who'll feed you your teeth" scowl, and all it does is make him look like a shitty edgelord teenager who just got done watching The Matrix and thinks he can do all that bitchin' kung fu Neo does, only the first time he tries to do a sweet flip kick he falls flat on his face and breaks his nose.
 
fuck yes, sovereign citizen arc let's gooooo.
Honestly a sov cit Pat arc would be kino

"I am not under arrest officer, those are your delusions. I was not driving, stalker, I was traveling. You have been told many times I am an article 4 free inhabitant, continuing to pull me over constitutes felony kidnapping, enjoy prison child officer.
 
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God, that photo never fails to crack me up. He is trying so damn hard to look like a hardcore, virile badass with his jacket and shades and "imma real-life tough guy who'll feed you your teeth" scowl, and all it does is make him look like a shitty edgelord teenager who just got done watching The Matrix and thinks he can do all that bitchin' kung fu Neo does, only the first time he tries to do a sweet flip kick he falls flat on his face and breaks his nose.

Careful, he's a trained knife fighter who's been in real knife fights, you know. Like John Wick, really.
 
God, that photo never fails to crack me up. He is trying so damn hard to look like a hardcore, virile badass with his jacket and shades and "imma real-life tough guy who'll feed you your teeth" scowl, and all it does is make him look like a shitty edgelord teenager who just got done watching The Matrix and thinks he can do all that bitchin' kung fu Neo does, only the first time he tries to do a sweet flip kick he falls flat on his face and breaks his nose.
He definitely channels a shitload of “JP from Grandmas Boy” vibe with that photo
 
This could be a good game. Famous lines from movie history given a Tomlinson twist.
Who can forget that classic line from Gone with the Wind. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Enjoy Prison."

Pat apparently just trapped himself inside a carwash.
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He needed to wash away the evidence from his niggeroni production.
 
This could be a good game. Famous lines from movie history given a Tomlinson twist.
Who can forget that classic line from Gone with the Wind. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Enjoy Prison."

Pat apparently just trapped himself inside a carwash.
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As if he has anything else to do.
 
This thread has 51,542 posts. But not each one says “enjoy prison”. It’s quite likely that Fatrick by himself has posted “enjoy prison” more than everyone in this thread working together.

This is the kind of big data analysis we really need.
You're almost certainly right.

I'm not brilliant enough for data scraping, but I thought I'd count how many times Fatrick has invited someone to enjoy prison this year as a start. So I used Twitter's advanced search to see how many times he's typed the words "Enjoy prison" and started counting...
And counting...
And counting...

And I discovered that, in just short of 17 days, Patrick has replied "Enjoy prison" 1,016 times.

ONE THOUSAND TIMES.

Even accounting for him fat fingering (lol) the keys and the search missing some or me being off by a few tweets, that's going on 2k "Enjoy prisons" a month. Not to mention all the other tweeting he does.

Jennifer is very, very, immensely, earth-shatteringly fat, and it's because he spends all fucking day on Twitter.
 
This could be a good game. Famous lines from movie history given a Tomlinson twist.
Who can forget that classic line from Gone with the Wind. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Enjoy Prison."

Pat apparently just trapped himself inside a carwash.
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Fatrick is simply too fat to fit in the shower, this is the only way he can wash
 
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