Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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It's crazy watching him go absolute mental over winning 300 dollars on Plinko. It would be entirely understandable that a beginning gambler would go crazy over that, but just a day or two before, Bossman was gambling 2,000 dollars every couple of seconds on Dice and winning and losing that with not an ounce of emotion. The actual amount of money that is involved is entirely meaningless. Plinko might be the most degenerate game that he has played yet. Sure the balls might take 4 or 5 seconds to reach the bottom but you can have multiple balls going at the same time. He has a concentration span of less than a second and gambling 2000 dollars a time on Dice was not exciting enough because it takes a second for the result to appear.

Because of the unique circumstances of his life with his parents providing everything he needs and his paypigs and casino providing him with his gambling stash, he faces no consequences for anything he ever does. He is possibly the most extreme and degenerate gambler who has ever lived. He really needs to be studied.

I worry that his parents are going to lose their house because of this absolutely lunatic gambling. I think they are mad to allow it to continue.
 
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Big Sneed said:
He'll be back.
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Like clockwork...

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This Machine Milks Cows said:
It's crazy watching him go absolute mental over winning 300 dollars on Plinko. It would be entirely understandable that a beginning gambler would go crazy over that, but just a day or two before, Bossman was gambling 2,000 dollars every couple of seconds on Dice and winning and losing that with not an ounce of emotion. The actual amount of money that is involved is entirely meaningless. Plinko might be the most degenerate game that he has played yet. Sure the balls might take 4 or 5 seconds to reach the bottom but you can have multiple balls going at the same time. He has a concentration span of less than a second and gambling 2000 dollars a time on Dice was not exciting enough because it takes a second for the result to appear.

Because of the unique circumstances of his life with his parents providing everything he needs and his paypigs and casino providing him with his gambling stash, he faces no consequences for anything he ever does. He is possibly the most extreme and degenerate gambler who has ever lived. He really needs to be studied.

I worry that his parents are going to lose their house because of this absolutely lunatic gambling. I think they are mad to allow it to continue.
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The worst part of all is how simple it would be to turn this into a positive situation. He gambles away well-over 12 thousand a month. If BMJ would just pocket some of that and stop acting like such a nigger while streaming, he could work on fixing his relationship with his parents and show that what he's spent the past 5+ years doing hasn't just led to nowhere. I think he's self-aware on some level and may believe that he has to act the way he does to maintain his viewership, and for that he may be correct.
Austin is a good argument against UBI.
 
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If BMJ would just pocket some of that and stop acting like such a nigger while streaming, he could work on fixing his relationship with his parents and show that what he's spent the past 5+ years doing hasn't just led to nowhere
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He doesn't even need to do that

He's currently earning around $7308 off subscriptions alone

Even if he was spending all his juicer/stake money every month, and losing all his winnings, he could still have a pretty good income, more than most people with a felony conviction are earning, probably more than his parents were earning

But instead he borrows and gets in debt, losing his kick sub cheque money and ending up at $0
 
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Quitting wouldn't be dumb, it would be the smartest thing he's done in a while.

Secondly I love how he suicide baits and threatens "To move on with his life" where a trip to the mailbox for this recluse would be equivalent of the Nanook's greatest expeditions. What exactly would be be moving "on to"?

I think he will hit another 50K win this year and as much as I'm a betting man, would I wager he would take out a mere 20% of it for a car? Or drywalling? I wouldn't make that bet.
 
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Bossman: Sorry guys, for saying I was quitting and going to do something stupid.

Bossman: I don't mean it, even if I say I am serious this time

Bossman: It's just a manipulation technique to get sympathy and money

Bossman: So please don't contact the police to do a wellness check

Bossman: But I just don't understand how none of y'all can lift a finger to help me

Bossman: I give back so much and do all this and not one person can juice me??

Bossman: You guys SUCK!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!!!!

Bossman: I AM QUITTING STREAMING!!!! I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING STUPID !!!!!!

Bossman: I AM SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!!

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Bossman: It's just a manipulation technique to get sympathy and money

Bossman: So please don't contact the police to do a wellness check
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This is probably his internal thought process more than anything. he has supporters that would legitimately be concerned enough to call for a check or 5150
 
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This is probably his internal thought process more than anything. he has supporters that would legitimately be concerned enough to call for a check or 5150
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He's been using this manipulation tactic for as long as I can remember, in fact his last ban on Kick was for him saying that he will literally kill himself if nobody juices.
Nowadays he plays on words, just to not get banned but achieve the same effect. Suicidebaiting for juice, the lowest of the low.

I love how he keeps saying "I'm not a bad person", yes nigger, you are a bad person. There is absolutely no way he will do anything, its just to solicit money playing on emotions of his equally deranged juicers.

He has mastered emotional manipulation of his juicers for maximum efficiency, he won't stop at saying anything at this point. Having robbed his parents before for drugs money.
People that fall for it knowing him for longer than a week, are fucking retards, dumber than Austin himself. Outplayed by crackhead gambling degenerate.
 
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Probably An Autist said:
He'd be unironically loaded if 10% of whatever he did was put in the bank. Almost makes me wish I was a functional gambler as I'm only 70%~ retarded
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Hey, that's why we like Bossman. I will admit it to the world. I'm a pussy ass bitch. I do passive investment and think of the future. I save my money and don't consoom. A third of my clothes are hand-me-downs from dead people, including underwear. I've hoarded lots of dolla. Without getting into specifics, let me just say I mock anyone who buys silver (you know who you are) and go straight to gold for coins.

BUT, do you want to see me stream for an hour a week about how I handle my finances carefully in Excel and then save my $700 a month in SPY? Fuck no. That'd be boring as fuck. Bossman puts his nuts on the casino felt table and says "Bitch, Either give me everything or chop them away" and gets chopped away most of the time and keeps coming back. That sort of bravery/stupidity/insanity is rare, and Austin is a treat.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
I worry that his parents are going to lose their house because of this absolutely lunatic gambling. I think they are mad to allow it to continue.
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How would they lose their house? Austin has absolutely no legal right to it accept as a residence until he gets evicted. Could he potentially try to pull some kind of fraud and sell it to someone sure, but why would he? All he has to do is beg for money and he gets it. Doctoring land titles and getting an in with a clerk in his local government to file fraudulent shit would take valuable time away from smoking crack and gambling. The real problem with the house will come if his parents are retarded enough not to have any kind of estate planning setup where Austin's share is in a trust administered by someone responsible. In Austin's case it should be a lawyer because I have no doubt he would try to manipulate, harass, and sue a family member who is keeping him from his money. At least an attorney would have no compunction about calling the cops and have the means to easily bury his ass in court.

Austin has claimed that his parents own property that had natural gas discovered on it and that they live off the monthly proceeds from it. That may also explain some of their own retardation as it's not like their own hard work has to go into cleaning up Austin's messes. They get free money every month just like Austin gets from his juicers. They're not rich enough to blow hundreds of thousands on vanity college degrees like Rekeita's parents, but it appears they're wealthy enough to live a comfortable upper middle class lifestyle and not have worry about the leech that's been attached to them for almost 30 years.
 
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Probably An Autist said:
He'd be unironically loaded if 10% of whatever he did was put in the bank. Almost makes me wish I was a functional gambler as I'm only 70%~ retarded
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Yeah, the Bossman (and other gambling streamers) has a luxury other gamblers don't have: He gets paid to gamble, both by Stake and his viewers/juicers/paypigs/Null. While your average goombler is forced to "invest" his pay or social security check into the habit, Bossman's habit is financing itself. The more he wagers, the more money he gets.

If he did things cleverly, he could use this money to bridge the house edge and actually gamble with positive EW. It'd be like gambling on a rigged coin-flip that has a 40% chance to land on tails but still only squirts double the bet on a win. His EW on a single bet of 10 dollars on tails would then be -2 dollars, but if people in the audience paid him like 3 dollars out of pity or fascination with every round he played, he'd still end up with a profit.
This is basically what's happening now, but he's so far gone that he routinely bets all the money he's made on the coin flip and gets felted without fail.
 
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