Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

If the brothermen stopped interacting with Rick completely for a single week it would be the loneliest week of his life.
They did that last year. With the exception of Boomia, they purposely managed to stay away from him for about a week.

I believe it was the week I saw him pick the greatest amount of fights and create the max amount of enemies.

Chimping out and being hated is his drug, the Funsters are his fixers.
the psychology of fat rick is astounding and he deserves to be a case study for future psychiatrists and psychologists.
I am a physician, though not a psychiatrist by any stretch of the imagination. Still, I used to think I'd be able to properly treat at least some of the most classic, typical cases of psychiatric diseases, if I ever needed to.

And then comes Pat and makes me realize I am absolutely unqualified to even begin dealing with the human mind's issues. He stumps me, I have honestly changed my mind multiple times when trying define exactly everything that's wrong with him. Now I simply accept I can't. But then again, as a certified Patposter I'm just too partial to classifying him as a Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits and just calling it a day.

The moment I find a psychiatrist that has even the slightest sense of humor to appreciate a place like KF and Owen, I'm forcing that poor fucker to devour this thread and give us a complete, professional diagnosis. Can't wait for that.
 
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Look at his fucking head. Grotesque.
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of course he is. Just look at his behavior when the trolls fuck off for a day or two, he goes out and starts fights with randos basically begging people to do what the stalker childs do.
Imagine the meltdown if the pests declared a No Fatty February and went with it. He might permanently nuke any remnants of his failed career.
Look at his fucking head. Grotesque.
Look at his fat fuckass head. His fat, stupid head.
 
They did that last year. With the exception of Boomia, they purposely managed to stay away from him for about a week.

I believe it was the week I saw him pick the greatest amount of fights and create the max amount of enemies.
Yes they did. It started with a thread called "Patposting is Dead" from the 19th of October. Over the next week or so the amount of Patposting decreased to almost nothing. I was pretty upset as it looked as though my favourite series was about to end. He then went more and more deranged until his spectacular blowout over Thanksgiving where, from memory, he made over 400 tweets in one day. That brought him well and truly to the attention of the Brothermen again.


i would support patrick being added to the DSM as a textbook example of more than a few categories. also regarding that fucking car wash entrapment, the northeast of the US has been frigid for the last few weeks, and it dipped negative one or two nights
It is almost as though he has created his own new and unique mental illness. I have to assume that he actually took the photo beforehand, and then waited for an extremely cold night to post it in an attempt to attract attention. A carwash operator surely wouldn't have one opened at about 11pm, the water would just freeze within seconds at those temperatures surely?



Let us not forget that Rick is giving a presentation about Venereal Disease in Space!! on Sunday. I hope that one of the Pests will be there to record it.
 
Imagine the meltdown if the pests declared a No Fatty February and went with it. He might permanently nuke any remnants of his failed career
between how belligerent fatrick gets when the trolls do a no-pat-november and the characters that have taken note of him as of late (Michael Malice) if the trolls did this we'd manifest patrick having his lore dumped on Joe Rogan or something like that.
I know it's been said a million times but it is incredible that you can check Fat's twitter replies any time any day and it is ALWAYS "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." Like the typewriter in the Shining.
I will never truly process the absurdity of it I've come to realize. I've been following pat for perhaps about a year now and I check at least a few times a week when Im bored at work. Without fail I never have to load a next page on nitter to see the "enjoy prison stalker"
 
I keep thinking back to his (continued) reactions to his porn doppelganger. Some part of me hopes he found some humor in that and it was just his mental illness that continued to reactively respond with hostility to every post sharing it. Knowing he's a narcissist though he probably legitimately cannot see that the guy looks almost exactly like him in profile. The guys I hang out with don't typically share porn but I remember not long after high school one of my friends found someone's porn doppelganger and the guy himself found it the funniest of any of us. Granted he also wasn't a 300 pound failed science fiction author married to a dumpy lesbian living in a Milwaukee ghetto so staring into his mirror image wasn't as painful.
 
Look at his fucking head. Grotesque.
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Good thing Nikki's on the hook for Pig's bullshit too because if I were quasi, I'd be getting genuinely worried that the fat faggot's heart will give out before the debt saga is over. His face looks like a sweaty asshole with peeled tomato skin glued on top of it.
 
You think you know what full denial looks like? Think again child:
It's hard for me to determine which one is the more retarded one. The nigger that is getting absolutely assblasted mad that Pat is lying about the debt, or Pat for still trying to pretend there isn't one
 
It's hard for me to determine which one is the more retarded one. The nigger that is getting absolutely assblasted mad that Pat is lying about the debt, or Pat for still trying to pretend there isn't one
I don't think the stalkerchild is mad about the debt. I think he is deliberately trying to trigger Jennifer's defiant manchild disorder so he will ditch the debt exam again.
 
Why this retard decided to wash his car in this weather is beyond me
He posted this around 10:00 PM central. Why is he having Sally washed in the nighttime hours?
If I remember correctly there is some sort of loser convention coming up that she is attending. Jennifer has to get her hair did car washed to impress literally nobody as she fatly sits at the bar by herself. I think this is the same one where she sits on a panel about aids in space or whatever that weirdo topic is.
 
I don't think the stalkerchild is mad about the debt. I think he is deliberately trying to trigger Jennifer's defiant manchild disorder so he will ditch the debt exam again.
This all rather depends on ♫FATRICK-THE-FAT-MAN-IS-A-FAT-MAN-MADE-OF-FAT♫ being so unfathomably fucking retarded that he will knowingly put himself into more legal trouble and be liable for more legal fees just to try and "own" some random troll who texted him...

.....so yeah its entirely possible
 
Let us not forget that Rick is giving a presentation about Venereal Disease in Space!! on Sunday. I hope that one of the Pests will be there to record it.

Accurate version: In the future where spaceships have FTL or bulky AND reliable enough to make interstellar travel not a death sentence the control over biology will be able to eradicate space VD.

The only places where space VD will exist is because bug-chasing Jennifers and Patricks circulate it among their fetish group.

(Interstellar space travel will cause massive damage to presently known human biology via radiation and lack of gravity. To escape this solar system we'll need to have mastered fixing the outcomes of the hostile space environment, Hence the above observation. If pests go to this Pat event may they ask about the biological effects of space travel and how if humanity is correcting those why does space VD remain.)
 
Ya know it just occurred to me that "Jennifer" is a reasonably good term for those flabby guys in jail who for fear of being violently assfucked every night choose to roll with their role and start wearing kool aid lipstick, mop wigs, and smuggled panties and actively selling their bodies out on the yard for protection and patronage

If you are reading this fat then just remember, as bleak as this would be its a HELL of a lot better than the alternative for guys like you in the slammer....so just keep it in mind
 
Pat's last media tour where he said he wasn't paying and the debt wasn't legal got him a contempt of court charge that likely allowed Quasi to collect sooner. Hoping he's dumb enough to keep it up, or that this guy doing the new interview actually does some research.

His big panels are this weekend. I just realized that his space herpes one is on Sunday at 10am. People will either be in bed hungover or heading home, it's like they intentionally gave him the worst time slot.
 
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