Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

She looks old and busted

That pinky sticking straight up as if she's eating at some exclusive white table cloth joint is annoying as hell

 

[Gnac]

WING WARS

STROKED-OUT WINGZ

 

[p1138]

He'd probably blame it that Hammy wanted it or something. Yes it could be a legit mistake like he normally orders it but the truth is his current diet is just a larp and excuse to eat meat meat and meat every meal.


She looks old and busted but to be fair she's ALWAYS looked that way.

So Fatty just linked this shit on his FB

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7314399396404284714

So what, he's admitting to being a "level 4: lazy carnivore"? lol

 

[Kosher Salt]

He'd probably blame it that Hammy wanted it or something. Yes it could be a legit mistake like he normally orders it but the truth is his current diet is just a larp and excuse to eat meat meat and meat every meal.

He probably would... but she ordered a salad for her side.

And while I wouldn't put it past her to order the "healthy" side with her own meal but try to sneak a couple pieces of fried okra off his plate, I don't believe she had him order the "premium" side because she wanted all of it. If she planned to eat an entire side of okra, she would've just ordered it herself. And once I find myself persuaded that Jack ordered the okra fully intending to eat at least some of it, that invites the question of whether he would've tolerated her taking any of it...

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack has said on the livestream that Tammy works from home, at least hybrid, but possibly full time. She’s a bean counter, so really no need for her to be in the office at all. It sounds like she has to care for him in addition to doing her job. Not to mention what a burden he’s become health-wise since the last stroke. I’m sure she’s carting him to medical appointments as well as changing his diaper daily.

During a livestream around Halloween, Tammy was out leaf blowing at Thomas Court and ducked in to say hi. I wonder if she’s the only responsible adult at Jr’s house that takes care of the property too. Clearly Jr. is too busy dropping gamer words and playing fag football to be bothered to take care of his property. Mommy will do it for him.

 

[AnOminous]

And once I find myself persuaded that Jack ordered the okra fully intending to eat at least some of it, that invites the question of whether he would've tolerated her taking any of it...

Needless to say, just a few bites of breaded, deep fried vegetables completely ruins any point of the bullshit "carnivore" diet Jagoff claims to be on. So he's going to die of a stroke for nothing.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

During a livestream around Halloween, Tammy was out leaf blowing at Thomas Court and ducked in to say hi. I wonder if she’s the only responsible adult at Jr’s house that takes care of the property too. Clearly Jr. is too busy dropping gamer words and playing fag football to be bothered to take care of his property. Mommy will do it for him.

She's burdened with three NEETs with no prospects of ever being able to take care of or support themselves while working a full time job on top of it. No wonder Tammy's so stressed and worn down.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack has spent the last 24 hours on Facebook sperging about the road conditions. This fat fuck moved out of Hendersonville for being too LIBUHRUL and now is bitching that the road crews in East Bumfuck Nowhere aren’t working fast enough. Reminder that the fatties each have a 4wd vehicle a piece even though Jack likely doesn’t drive.

Yesterday:




Why is he so angry about this? What happens on Wednesdays?

Oh date night at the murder church! Sowwy Jacky, no Cheddars for you, buddy…


Today:



Also, bonus prediction from world renown political commentator, Jack Scalfani:



I can’t wait until /paul/ divorces him over this. I think he’s on the Ron train.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

STROKED-OUT WINGZ

Lurk more nigger.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I can’t wait until /paul/ divorces him over this.

I'm guessing /paul/ already's dumped this retarded fat sack of shit. When was the last time that asshole even made a JOTG appearance? I'm thinking it's been well over a year ago

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Also, bonus prediction from world renown political commentator, Jack Scalfani:

"It's called nirvana, we reach a little nirvana."
— Bodhisattva Donald Trump

 

[rubytintedchix]

I'm guessing /paul/ already has dumped this retarded fat sack of shit. When was last time the asshole even made an appearance? I'm thinking it's been well over a year ago

He claims the next F as in Fat podcast will be an interview with /paul/ to see what he’s been up to lately. I think he lives in a different state from Jack now.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

She's burdened with three NEETs with no prospects of ever being able to take care of or support themselves while working a full time job on top of it. No wonder Tammy's so stressed and worn down.

I think Hammy Jr is either still in school or working so it's only Fatty and Fatty Jr that are the guys that sit around all day and act like what they do is important.

Jack has spent the last 24 hours on Facebook sperging about the road conditions. This fat fuck moved out of Hendersonville for being too LIBUHRUL and now is bitching that the road crews in East Bumfuck Nowhere aren’t working fast enough. Reminder that the fatties each have a 4wd vehicle a piece even though Jack likely doesn’t drive.

You're missing the point. Fatty has to complain about something. It doesn't matter what it is. He just needs to complain.

And Tennessee tends not to get a lot of snow meaning it's not like they have a fleet of snow removal machines ready to go.

Also, bonus prediction from world renown political commentator, Jack Scalfani:



I can’t wait until /paul/ divorces him over this. I think he’s on the Ron train.

Vivek isn't getting anywhere near the White House because he's not a Christian. He might be saying the things that Jack likes but I don't see it happening. MTG would be the bigger draw for the MAGA crowd.

He claims the next F as in Fat podcast will be an interview with /paul/ to see what he’s been up to lately. I think he lives in a different state from Jack now.

Fatty says a lot of things that don't always happen. Like he's only eating meat. And yet the fried okra from that wing place says otherwise.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think Hammy Jr is either still in school or working so it's only Fatty and Fatty Jr that are the guys that sit around all day and act like what they do is important.

The cycle continues...

 

[rubytintedchix]

Fucking lol.

Community post on YouTube:

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack woke up and is getting pissy about the cheating accusations.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Kosher Salt]

Fucking lol.

Community post on YouTube:

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Good thing I already showed that okra did not come with it. He upgraded the meal to get fried okra, instead of one of their regular side options that would've been included. And he could've saved a dollar off the regular menu price by just ordering the wings, if he wasn't going to eat the side anyway.

 

[Dead Air]

Jack has spent the last 24 hours on Facebook sperging about the road conditions. This fat fuck moved out of Hendersonville for being too LIBUHRUL and now is bitching that the road crews in East Bumfuck Nowhere aren’t working fast enough. Reminder that the fatties each have a 4wd vehicle a piece even though Jack likely doesn’t drive.

Yesterday:
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Why is he so angry about this? What happens on Wednesdays?

Oh date night at the murder church! Sowwy Jacky, no Cheddars for you, buddy…
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Today:
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Also, bonus prediction from world renown political commentator, Jack Scalfani:

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I can’t wait until /paul/ divorces him over this. I think he’s on the Ron train.

Jack lives in a town of 7000. The only roads that really get plowed around here are the US highways and state routes. I'm not even sure the city even has their own plow. Besides that, everyone has or knows someone with a 4x4 around here. Not that Jack is a part of the local "community" by any means.

 

[topshrek]

He'll either claim that he had no choice because the okra/bread comes with all orders and that he let Hammy eat it all (lie, we know this fat piece of shit can't resist GUD fried fud when its placed in front of him) or he'll go full man-child "umm, thanks MOM, but I'm LEANING carnivore, okay?"

Aaaand just as I predicted, Jack goes with the tried-and-true "you can't criticize my diet, you're not my MOM" defense . This fat fucking man-child mutt can't stroke out again soon enough