Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Look at his fucking head. Grotesque.
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I can't help but think that Patrick is kind of enjoying this, if only a bit.

It gives him free reign to unleash his lunatic and angry fantasies on the world. It even gives him an infallibly present enemy to aim them at. Imagine if he had to track down people to interact with him in the real world. Chilling and impossible.
His toaster head doesn't fit in his helmet btw

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A literal canned ham product, even has the oily grease on top.
If the brothermen stopped interacting with Rick completely for a single week it would be the loneliest week of his life.

Very much this.
 
an absolute nobody in his "profession,"
Have to correct you here though, he is know in his profession from con going "peers" and the Twitter fight he picked with Leslie at the very least. Sadly his infamy tells everybody with any sense to stay as far away from his work as possible, nobody wants that fucking PR nightmare of "hey, don't you publish this guy's shit?".

In creative industries you can get by by just being known for having a work ethic, see for example aa Rob Liefeld, his shit isn't anything great but he pumps it out on time and on budget so he keeps (or kept, haven't kept up with comics in a while so no clue if still the case) getting work. All Rick had to do was put his idiocy to paper and keep his pepperoni hole shut on Twitter, he could be earning an okay living. Alas, his work ethic is inversely proportional to his body mass and stupidity so he is doomed by his own doing to angry Xeet about his toilet all day, truly a hell of his own making. What remains unclear is whether he realizes this to be hell or not. He's probably too dumb.
 
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No trainer, I am not a Fairy type, no matter how badly you yearn for a type change. And no trainer, I was never outclassed by Ursaring.



You are going to lose your Nuzlocke trainer.

You are going to reset this run, trainer.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease farming attack EV's. Continuing to do so constitutes felony stat optimization. Do not come to Route 35 again.
 
you know it just occurred to me that verbalase faggot who spent $50k to get his retarded OC raped by a character from an unreleased cartoon could have saved patrick with that money, who still owes quasi tens of thousands. i wonder what pat's opinions on that would be, considering they both made decisions that have ruined their lives forever.
 
you know it just occurred to me that verbalase faggot who spent $50k to get his retarded OC raped by a character from an unreleased cartoon could have saved patrick with that money, who still owes quasi tens of thousands. i wonder what pat's opinions on that would be, considering they both made decisions that have ruined their lives forever.
If Fat Rick wanted any part of that 50k, he'd have to write a novel about a black guy getting raped by a clown demon.
 
I know it's been said a million times but it is incredible that you can check Fat's twitter replies any time any day and it is ALWAYS "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." Like the typewriter in the Shining.
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bruh
 
Someone should seriously just make a Pat Twitter bot that replies with exactly this, it would save him the time and effort to type out all of these replies and would make him seethe over someone impersonating him and epically owning the stalkers before he could.
Someone needs to develop a tool that can count the number of phrase instances. Earlier I had searched "from:stealthygeek enjoy prison". I set it on "latest" and left it on autoscroll. Twitter literally broke and stopped scrolling by the time I got to January 2nd.

I just tried again and didn't make close to before.
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That's an enjoy prison every fifteen seconds. The last time Pet Fucker Pat mentioned A Christmas Carnage was a month ago, three years to finish the FIRST DRAFT and now he's gonna "let it simmer" for a MONTH to get some "emotional distance" from his corny B-movie book.
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But I'm sure this is much more important than polishing the book you've been working on for three years.
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Sorry if I sound MATI I'm just really looking forward to the Tiny Tim book.
 
you know it just occurred to me that verbalase faggot who spent $50k to get his retarded OC raped by a character from an unreleased cartoon could have saved patrick with that money, who still owes quasi tens of thousands. i wonder what pat's opinions on that would be, considering they both made decisions that have ruined their lives forever.
No, stalker, Verbalase did not honk in my wife's beat box.

Someone should seriously just make a Pat Twitter bot that replies with exactly this, it would save him the time and effort to type out all of these replies and would make him seethe over someone impersonating him and epically owning the stalkers before he could.
They'd just get stuck in an endless loop and it would be the funniest thing ever.
 
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