Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Seafarer]

Someone please make a BossManJack edit of this image.

 

[ForTheHoard]

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At this point BMJ’s room is as ominous as the Greatest Freak Out Ever room.

You have a point. If he ever drastically changes his streaming setup, it's going to take a long time to get used to. The holes in his walls are as much a part of his brand as the juice and the rats.

 

[Fornicario]

He might just fall over dead if he won $500k

He will fall over dead once Derrick.... LOL, who am I kidding? It would turn into the most infuriated rant ever when he busts it all out on 5,000 dollar plinko. Then he'll beg for juice. I still want it to happen.

 

[dumbledore]

Austin has been hit by Marty's gayops again. It started with honking on the driveway, and esclated to this.
It was presumably a black gay hooker that Marty called on stream, he then tried to offer additional $100 to the same hooker to come back and go to Austin's house claiming he has open doors.

 

[Fornicario]

Ok, Marty needs another visit from the FBI. He's fucking with our lolcow. Our lolcow. Where was this retard when Jersh rubbed the coal dust off this gemmy bastard? Fucking with a fat Canadian whale. MBM has nothing outside of wallowing in shit playing the cow tipper extraordinaire. Fine, be that faggot. But he's fucking with my comfort stream. I can pop in knowing that Bossman's going to hit it big, letting me celebrate with him knowing I'm going to laugh harder when he busts out. Then I admire his ability to find backers to begin the cycle again. MBM's fucking with the formula. And for clout. Fuck him. Fuck his audience. I hope that gay hooker kept his phone number.

Austin has been hit by Marty's gayops again. It started with honking on the driveway, and esclated to this.
It was presumably a black gay hooker that Marty called on stream, he then tried to offer additional $100 to the same hooker to come back and go to Austin's house claiming he has open doors.

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[Doinker Marmalade]

A third of my clothes are hand-me-downs from dead people, including underwear.

I am going to have nightmares about this.

 

[Wodanaz]

Seeing those holes in his drywall reminded me.
One time, I hit my head on the slanted ceiling of a room and fell back onto my couch, cursing. I kicked out and hit the wall, creating a hole about three feet wide. It was so embarrassing, but then I resolved to fix it myself. I didn't do a very good job but then, I'm not a professional.
Anyway, it taught me a valuable lesson that I fear BMJ may never learn.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, it taught me a valuable lesson that I fear BMJ may never learn.

I had a relative who punched drywall, hit a stud, and fucked up his hand bigtime. He definitely learned a lesson from that.

 

[LossmanOnCrack]

He's done some $500 plinko balls. I legit hope he hits a fat 1000x on $500.

He's never been close to hitting the 1000x on keno. Plinko seems way better. Plinko treats him right.

1000x on Keno is almost impossible. It doesn't really happen, 500x is what you're realistically hoping for, I have seen 800x as well, but it's very rare, too.

1kx in Plinko happens every 30k balls on average if I remember correctly.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

1000x on Keno is almost impossible. It doesn't really happen, 500x is what you're realistically hoping for, I have seen 800x as well, but it's very rare, too.

1kx in Plinko happens every 30k balls on average if I remember correctly.

With his plinko addiction now well and truly locked in, it's only a matter of time before he hits a 1000x on a 1000 USD chuck

 

[Cougar Pump]

With his plinko addiction now well and truly locked in, it's only a matter of time before he hits a 1000x on a 1000 USD chuck

..and then he'll finally cash out for real right? RIGHT?
*natalie portman face*

Christ, BMJ felting on a 1m pot would be something fucking else.

 

[MadStan]

1000x on Keno is almost impossible. It doesn't really happen, 500x is what you're realistically hoping for, I have seen 800x as well, but it's very rare, too.

1kx in Plinko happens every 30k balls on average if I remember correctly.

Given his statistics; given how much they have syphoned from him, the reality I feel is that BMJ will likely hit a very large hit or run that could be 100K or more - the casino has taken plenty from him and it is possible.

BMJs ultimate felt to us would be to actually withdraw 100K and not gamble it. A momentary lapse of reason.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

I'm no expert, but it seems to me that these degenerate gambling addicts operate on the idea that they will be degens now - but when they hit that big payout, they'll magically stop being degens and live the high-life. Maybe gamble a little.

Which is like a Crackhead saying that he'll lay off the crack - but only once he gets a huge truckload of crack.

 

[AnOminous]

Which is like a Crackhead saying that he'll lay off the crack - but only once he gets a huge truckload of crack.

Well, duh, the sooner he gets infinite crack, the sooner he can get around to not smoking infinite crack. . .

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Well, duh, the sooner he gets infinite crack, the sooner he can get around to not smoking infinite crack. . .

It's a simple plan for a simple man.

 

[Jang Joo]

This Marty fellow is going to get a gay brother killed one of these days with his gayops. I think if one of these dudes happens to approach Austin when he's severely tilted from losing it all they're in real danger

 

[LossmanOnCrack]

Given his statistics; given how much they have syphoned from him, the reality I feel is that BMJ will likely hit a very large hit or run that could be 100K or more - the casino has taken plenty from him and it is possible.

BMJs ultimate felt to us would be to actually withdraw 100K and not gamble it. A momentary lapse of reason.

I think so, too. With the way he's playing he's likely gonna hit fat in the next weeks, 6 digits fat.
If he continues with the big boy bets the 100k+ will be gone in minutes though.

 

[Justtocheck]

BMJs ultimate felt to us would be to actually withdraw 100K and not gamble it. A momentary lapse of reason.

If he wins 100K or more he will have a literal heart attack or stroke on stream. The "OHHH MYY FUCKING GAAWWWD GUYS" will be so historically epic that Bossman will collapse, and the stream will witness the final moments of the great BMJ. His Stake account, fat and juiced. His used Honda Civic, unbought. And that's how the epic story of the BMJ will end.

And it will be all okay, because the only people that give quality content to Keno Casino are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'

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[spy.pet]

"theevilaero": 97102517418094592

Typical anime faggot.

"gothgamergorl": 989137374636298310

This one is a bit more interesting. Based on his message history, he used to be in the "❄Femboy Imperium," from which he has since been banned.

(for context, these are bans)

I also found these messages interesting, even though some of them are probably lies. What I have noticed is that he is super cocky. Every single message talks about him having money and a big (black) dick. I've attached a csv of his messages.

 

[Ponzo]

BMJs ultimate felt to us would be to actually withdraw 100K and not gamble it. A momentary lapse of reason.

What happened to "Dad you have to drive me to the bank in the morning"? He gambled away everything overnight?

This is totally unrelated but i just realized that bossmanjack looks exactly like one of austrias former chancellors, engelbert dollfuß