Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[monstrous bubo]

Jeff is now a failure to launch, I agree...his little business failed and he's been working a very dead-end job and hanging on by the skin of his teeth.

Not simping for him, but this seems a bit harsh. He most recently spent seven years at a respectable company managing well-known brands’ websites and marketing, which is unexciting but not very dead-end. Those skills are a bit more marketable than the custom dj bullshit, at least.

I wonder if Jeff was sent away due to no-no touching someone in his family.

There is no way Dave wouldn’t have dished that dirt. Even if he didn’t know the full details, he would have come up with some lurid tale. The best he’s managed so far is that Jeff bullied him, unlike every big brother ever with a whiny little bitch for a brother.

Jeff might just have been a fucked up kid, angry at being raised by nannies, who’s had his struggles as an adult, but he’s not currently charged with fraud and criminal harassment, and judging by his wardrobe he comes correct. It’s a low bar, I grant you, but one his younger goblin brother can’t surmount.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

A big brother has to bully the little one to make sure they don't do fucking retarded shit in school and basically destroy their social lives for years. It's much better when it's done by a familliar hand than by a gaggle of psycopath (teens)

Jeff really fucking dropped the ball with Dave, jesus christ.

 

[Pig Cups]

Why do they hate me?

I've done nothing wrong. I just lie, refuse to work, try to extort money, defame them, sue them, and blubber around town and all over the Internet about my failures being their abuse.

Why doesn't that make them adore me? WHY?

If I were the honorable Drs. Muscato, I’d be praying twice daily that Dave’s shitty lifestyle/one of the illnesses on his laundry list kills him ASAP. Once that happens, I’d spring for quick cremation with no wake, service, notification, obituary, etc.

Then I’d just dump the cremains into a storm drain outside the crematory as I’m walking out to the car.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My older brother Jeff is a bully. When I was in second grade, my brother would not let me leave my bedroom. He was standing on the other side of the door, and every time I tried to get close, he would slam it shut. I was going to be late for school, but he was trying to bully me. He opened the door so that I could leave, and then as soon as I got close to it he slammed it again. Over and over. Eventually I rushed my way through, he's 3 years older than I am, and he slammed my head in the door. I had to go to the emergency room and get stitches. I still have a scar on the side of my head several inches long where I got cracked in the noggin.
He never even apologized for that. My parents punished him, I think they grounded him for a short time and had a stern talk with him. But like, he sent me to the hospital.
My twin brother Andy also battered me. There was an incident where I was lying on the family room floor watching television, on my stomach. My brother wanted to change the channel, and I wouldn't let him have the remote.

Lol, that’s his “physical abuse?” The same rough-and-tumble crap that all brothers give each other? What a fucking pussy. No wonder he goes around in a dress these days. Probably wets himself too.

He started hitting me, and he hit me so hard that he broke a bone in his forearm.

Sure, sure, he broke his arm from hitting you really hard. That’s something that happens. Sounds like Fat Boy is the out-of-control abuser here.

I also like how he repeatedly talks about how it’s “sad.” Just to remind you how you’re supposed to feel about all this.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Dave reminds me of John McLaughlin:

Jack Germonde: You’re insane, John!
John McLaughlin: Wrong! I’m perfectly sane. Everyone else, however, is insane and trying to steal my magic bag. St. Patrick of Buchananomics!
Pat Buchanan: I think I’m gonna leave, John.
John McLaughlin: Wrong! You can’t leave; all the doors are locked from the outside. Next issue! What motivates me? Why do I conduct my show in this manner? Mondo!
Jack Germonde: You’re a jerk?
John McLaughlin: Eleanor!
Eleanor Clift: Really large ego?
John McLaughlin: Wrong! I was neglected by my parents and I overcompensate to shadow my feeling that I have an inadequate intellect. Next issue!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

This is why Dave is so entertaining. He is completely oblivious to the fact that he is describing himself.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is why Dave is so entertaining. He is completely oblivious to the fact that he is describing himself.
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Like when you chimp out and break your brother’s arm.

 

[Bookwork]

Like when you chimp out and break your brother’s arm.

Sat on it, probably.

 

[monstrous bubo]

No new Reddit posts, but Lady Dave has still shared a few interesting thoughts amongst the guitar spergs.

First, Dave bemoans the stupidity of other people

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People on this sub also drastically overestimate the abilities of the average person.

Spend some time over on /r/retailhell or /r/BoomersBeingFools if you don't have a lot of daily experience with the public and it might open your eyes. Then consider that those are samples of people who get dressed every day and have disposable income and drive and do their own shopping etc.

There are so many people out there who can't read at a high school level, people who can't tell you how many nickels are in a dollar, people who can't add two 2-digit numbers without a calculator... A computer replacing the average person is arguably already here.

Further proof they are fools: they manage to own their own homes, pay their own bills, and do not defraud their parents. Speaking of parents…

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Sheesh, are you me?

This sounds exactly like my dad. Stingy, promise breaker, liar, weaponized finances, dangling financial support even though you know he'll never follow through. It's a sickness.

I'm disowned as well, I even wrote a song about it. We don't speak anymore at all.

Pretty sure there might be other reasons why they don’t talk any more.

Finally, has Dave revealed this disability before?

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I would just say I'm really bad with faces. That's kinda still how I put it. It's like rocks... There's nothing wrong with my eyes, I can see detail just fine. If you show me a dozen rocks, and then a week later, show me 12 rocks and ask me if they are the same ones as last week, I couldn't tell you. They all look the same, they're rocks. Faces are like that... Just nondescript. I can memorize features but "bad with faces" summarizes it.

How brave and stunning is our principessa - he can overcome this terrible condition sufficiently to recognise and then stalk own his parents. Brava!

link | archive

 

[Plum Smuggler]

No new Reddit posts, but Lady Dave has still shared a few interesting thoughts amongst the guitar spergs.

First, Dave bemoans the stupidity of other people

It's still funny to me that Dave participates in r/retailhell. I recently posted about Dave attempts to very publicly get a Kroger manager fire. I was curious and tried to look up the old post. I believe it fell victim to his Twitter purge but here is the archive.

https://archive.is/yIt0r

 

[WhiteNight]

It's still funny to me that Dave participates in r/retailhell. I recently posted about Dave attempts to very publicly get a Kroger manager fire. I was curious and tried to look up the old post. I believe it fell victim to his Twitter purge but here is the archive.

https://archive.is/yIt0r

A GoFundMe was started for the Kroger manager Andy Morrison by "Target Tori" (another retail worker who was tormented by a "journalist" which went viral), and the Kroger employee received over $28k, which he wouldn't have gotten without Dave:

Send #krogerandy on a vaca, organized by Tori Target

Andy is a manager at Kroger. Like myself, he has been publicly shamed at his work. The gofundme… Tori Target needs your support for Send #krogerandy on a vaca

www.gofundme.com

Here's an article on it from the Post Millennial:

https://thepostmillennial.com/lunatic-activist-publicly-shames-kroger-manager-for-doing-his-job

https://archive.is/hVviQ

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Dave, after actively stalking his elderly parents on multiple occasions feels that his father is out to kill him.

https://archive.ph/ifkmS

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Dave, after actively stalking his elderly parents on multiple occasions feels that his father is out to kill him.
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https://archive.ph/ifkmS

What did he do, make Dave run for the bus?

 

[The I Scream Man]

Dave, after actively stalking his elderly parents on multiple occasions feels that his father is out to kill him.

Dave, honestly, I think the list of people that would kill you if they thought they could get away with it is longer than you think

 

[break these cuffs]

A GoFundMe was started for the Kroger manager Andy Morrison by "Target Tori" (another retail worker who was tormented by a "journalist" which went viral), and the Kroger employee received over $28k, which he wouldn't have gotten without Dave:

Send #krogerandy on a vaca, organized by Tori Target

Andy is a manager at Kroger. Like myself, he has been publicly shamed at his work. The gofundme… Tori Target needs your support for Send #krogerandy on a vaca

www.gofundme.com

Here's an article on it from the Post Millennial:

https://thepostmillennial.com/lunatic-activist-publicly-shames-kroger-manager-for-doing-his-job

https://archive.is/hVviQ

Dave actually funded that entirely by himself when he realized how much of an asshole he was by selling one of his guitar chairs. He posted donations under pseudonyms and never took credit because he's such a humble guy.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It's still funny to me that Dave participates in r/retailhell. I recently posted about Dave attempts to very publicly get a Kroger manager fire. I was curious and tried to look up the old post. I believe it fell victim to his Twitter purge but here is the archive.

https://archive.is/yIt0r

I've seen it before, but goddamn watching Dave get publicly humiliated trying to get someone else fired is such good content. He honestly has no idea how he comes across to other people and posted that shit thinking he'd become some feminist icon for the pro-mask movement. But he he's such a repellent little cry bully that both sides of the debate waded into his thread to dunk on him. This wasn't even the first time he tried and failed to get a retail employee fired. He pulled this shit on a Wendy's employee as well, if I recall correctly.

 

[beautiful person]

It's still funny to me that Dave participates in r/retailhell. I recently posted about Dave attempts to very publicly get a Kroger manager fire. I was curious and tried to look up the old post. I believe it fell victim to his Twitter purge but here is the archive.

https://archive.is/yIt0r

Dave is retail Hell. The exact kind of person you hope never ever steps foot in your establishment.

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

Dave once tried to get a gelato business shut down because they put up a sign that said "no atheists welcome, this is a Christian business" in response to an atheist convention being held next door. I think they eventually did shut down and Dave gloated about it. I'm not 100% but I think it was run by an immigrant, white man Dave was punching down on a brown small business owner.

Way to win hearts and minds, buddy!

 

[WhiteNight]

Dave once tried to get a gelato business shut down because they put up a sign that said "no atheists welcome, this is a Christian business" in response to an atheist convention being held next door. I think they eventually did shut down and Dave gloated about it. I'm not 100% but I think it was run by an immigrant, white man Dave was punching down on a brown small business owner.

Way to win hearts and minds, buddy!

This is probably a reference to Gelato Mio, which formerly existed in Springfield, Missouri. It was owned by husband and wife Andy and Chantal Drennen. Chantal was born in Argentina (Andy seems to be American-born), and looks pretty white:

The sign was not about atheism but specifically about Skepticon, which was being held nearby. Andy had stopped by and was offended by what someone said about Christians, and put up a sign "Skepticon is not welcomed to my Christian Business." Many people got angry over it (so Dave was only one of many and probably not a significant factor), and the business got review bombed. The sign was supposedly up only a few minutes before Andy calmed down and took it down. He later apologized multiple times.



News story: https://www.the-standard.org/news/g...cle_c322748e-1fba-11e1-afc3-001a4bcf6878.html
Coverage on Skepchick: https://skepchick.org/2011/11/no-ice-cream-for-atheists/

The business did later close down, and an article referenced the controversy:

https://sbj.net/stories/gelato-mio-closing-owners-plan-sale,19137

I don't doubt Dave did some grave dancing after this, but the owners claim in the article that the controversy was not a factor.

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

I don't doubt Dave did some grave dancing after this, but the owners claim in the article that the controversy was not a factor.

Oh yeah, it wasn't a factor at all, just pointing out that being a nightmare to retail employees/owners has long been part of Dave's arsenal. And of course he had to celebrate their downfall (while demanding people feel pity for his own downfall).