Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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This attitude will be the iceberg to the trans Titanic. The general public ignored the fearmongering of "They're coming for your kids", what do you think will happen when you actually come for their kids, Elliot? Hell, a lot of us don't really care about trans adults (as long as they aren't trying to litigate away free speech), but advocating for "childrens' rights" to self-mutilate is the definitive red line. It will pull out the moderate Dems, Centrists and liberally-minded Republicans propping up your little movement. If you want "progress" for trans rights, you need to drop the "muh trans kids" angle.

This is the underlying crux of the cultural war. The propagation of ideology and lifestyles to a future generation, in your case to allow children to neuter themselves so you can feel a little less weird and alone (and a little better about the mistakes you've made).
You're overlooking the fact that they don't want to fuck trans adults. They want to fuck trans kids. Letting adults do what they want in the privacy of their own home is a lose-lose situation for them.
 
It was raising Series D funding last April which means it is struggling to break even if not out and out losing money. Series D is used for one of two things - expansion in advance of an IPO, or deliberately reducing its valuation to attract new investments. Since Honeycomb's tagline for the begging was something like 'we do best when our backs are against the wall', it was probably the latter . . .and reducing valuation is a giant red flag to future backers; even in the best case scenario it's mortgaging future growth to prevent near-term failure. The main reason I'm not saying Elliot should start looking for a new job right away is that Honeycomb's recent round of e-begging did hit its goal - that will keep the company solvent in the near term and some of the backers might be optimistic or foolish enough to keep investing in the longer term.
I think you may be misinterpreting the series D funding. Down rounds are very rare, and it's very common to go to series E-F before IPO these days. A $50 million series D is surprisingly small, though. However, the whole field of "observability" is very hot these days, and is essentially about making tools to look through your logs and traces to make sure everything at your tech company is running correctly. This is only a hard problem because most companies these days buy thousands of SaaS products which are all fragile in their own ways.

VCs are very sympathetic to this kind of company because it solves problems for VC companies. When they get to IPO, though, Honeycomb is going under just like all the rest of the unimpressive SaaS companies.
Do we know anything about the other executives at Honeycomb? I agree Elliot's job is BS which begs the question how he's kept it for as long as he has - they would have to be horrifically incompetent or corrupt to tolerate his behavior.
Honeycomb is really Charity Majors' company. She's a classic tech-lesbian who is several miles to the left of Stalin and can barely write enough code to post about it on Twitter to gather a following of men who are both horny and desperate to hire a woman to throw off sexism allegations. Thwomp being a "field CTO" probably comes from his attempts to unionize Google, and Charity's sympathies for that.
 
You all thought this was a woman, when in reality this is just a man masquerading as a woman!!!
No. Never once did I think this was a woman. You can put a mask on a mountain but that brings up philosophical questions on whether the mountain could ever truly be masqueraded because that is what Elliot is. He is a mountain of a man. He's fucking gigantic.
 
Apologies if this has been pointed out before, I don't spend a ton of time reading his thread these days because he's fucking boring when he's not DDoS-ing us or bragging about it. But I can't stop thinking about the whole "I like this lipstick because I can wear it for 3 days before I have to reapply" thing.

Now, I've never tried to brush my teeth with lipstick on because I brush first thing in the morning and I wash my makeup off before bed like a normal person. But I am still sure that trying to brush or floss while wearing it would rub most of the lipstick off. Is this retard seriously admitting that he goes several days without brushing his teeth? Is that why they are so nasty?

Elliot, you absolute mong. Brush your teeth. Floss them too. It might not make them any less yellow but it will stop them from getting worse. A piece of advice from a true & honest woman: it isn't really cool for either sex to be gross and stinky but it is considerably less socially acceptable for women. If you want people to pretend to see you as a woman, at least try to follow some of the social rules that women are expected to follow. Only a turbo autist (male) would think blasting everyone you meet with your halitosis is an acceptable trade-off for not having to buy lipstick slightly more often or spending 10 seconds reapplying it once a day.

Trannies practice basic hygiene challenge (impossible)
 
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Why Erriott no rikee when we speakee “bloken Engrish?” My Engrish no bloken, UNRIKE BLANCH rmao.

I come to USA, have Amelican dleam, start raundry. My Engrish not so good, I workee many hour, not have time for evening crass. It vely hard get estabrished in Amelica, many peopre tly scam me and take money. But I meet many good peopre, make fliends, shop do good, I get mallied and have many chirdlen.

Now boy in radies’ crothing tly sirence me because my Engrish no good as spoirt radyboy born here?! That lacist and I not stand for it. Erriott, you NOT wercome in my shop! Arthough by rook of you, you no wash crothes much anyway ROR. Good day!
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Apologies if this has been pointed out before, I don't spend a ton of time reading his thread these days because he's fucking boring when he's not DDoS-ing us or bragging about it. But I can't stop thinking about the whole "I like this lipstick because I can wear it for 3 days before I have to reapply" thing.

Now, I've never tried to brush my teeth with lipstick on because I brush first thing in the morning and I wash my makeup off before bed like a normal person. But I am still sure that trying to brush or floss while wearing it would rub most of the lipstick off. Is this retard seriously admitting that he goes several days without brushing his teeth? Is that why they are so nasty?

Elliot, you absolute mong. Brush your teeth. Floss them too. It might not make them any less yellow but it will stop them from getting worse. A piece of advice from a true & honest woman: it isn't really cool for either sex to be gross and stinky but it is considerably less socially acceptable for women. If you want people to pretend to see you as a woman, at least try to follow some of the social rules that women are expected to follow. Only a turbo autist (male) would think blasting everyone you meet with your halitosis is an acceptable trade-off for not having to buy lipstick slightly more often or spending 10 seconds reapplying it once a day.

Trannies practice basic hygiene challenge (impossible)

He looks like the type to skip showers too.

He just doesn't look like a clean person at all. I believe in this thread there is a pic of his desk amd how messy it looked.

It's a common thing with troons when they take their selfies in front of a full body mirror.

Bed not made. Floor has trash and dark stains. The mirror looks dirty and hazy. A trans or pride flag in the background that clashes with whatever feng shui is even attempted in the shoebox of a place to live.

Should earn them a spot on hoarders. If they have no shame with what they post online with how awful their room looks, what else are we not seeing?
 
Honeycomb is really Charity Majors' company. She's a classic tech-lesbian who is several miles to the left of Stalin and can barely write enough code to post about it on Twitter to gather a following of men who are both horny and desperate to hire a woman to throw off sexism allegations. Thwomp being a "field CTO" probably comes from his attempts to unionize Google, and Charity's sympathies for that.
Christine Yen is the other CEO.
She seems to be a little racist.
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Her Github profile pic:
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More in this post: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-16346299

Some more info about Charity Majors here: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-16346116
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So she's as disgusting and useless as any male troon and if you lived with her, she'd constantly leave filthy dishes everywhere and refuse to clean up even for herself. What a vile slag.
“Relationships are all about domestic servitude! Not that I’d know anything about that, I can’t even function as an adult.”
 
What to expect from someone who puts in her twitter bio "various now-defunct startups"
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In 2010-2011 Christine used to have some rejection therapy.
"... being rejected by another person or group is the sole winning condition..."
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"Having met no resistance, I walked in, went onto the main floor, and wandered around to fin someone to reject me.
There were some beautiful plants I wanted to ask someone if I could take home with me (we're decorating!), but no one was around."

"I ended up following someone on a forklift across the floor, and asked him if he'd teach me how to drive it.
... When I asked him if I could try ... he laughed harder and said he'd get in trouble - success!"
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At a drink place asked cashier extra stamps.
... cashier refused to do it. Success!
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Asked barista if she could show me how to make an espresso; she handed me off to
her manager. He pointed out it's automatic and only involves pushing a button.
What a revelation!

Next I started out scoping women wearing a trench coat... and wanted to find someone who'd let me try theirs on for size
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Rejection therapy 2

"A friend was planning on spending Thanksgiving with just her dad...
I asked my family if we could have them over to our house for dinner
... in the end, boiled down to a no."
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"bars do not appreciate patrons carrying in six-packs of beer..."
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"On my way home, I decided to try for an extra rejection and resolved to approach the
first woman I saw with - I had a bad day, could she give me a hug?"
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"Yesterday was full of rejection attempts, but not of rejections."

"Later in the evening, I needed to charge my laptop to do some work, and didn't have the patience to track
down a proper coffee shop.
The first relatively empty store I saw was a Hugo Boss. I walked up to the cash register and asked the employee
if she'd let me charge my laptop somewhere in the store."
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What to expect from someone who puts in her twitter bio "various now-defunct startups"
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In 2010-2011 Christine used to have some rejection therapy.
"... being rejected by another person or group is the sole winning condition..."
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"Having met no resistance, I walked in, went onto the main floor, and wandered around to fin someone to reject me.
There were some beautiful plants I wanted to ask someone if I could take home with me (we're decorating!), but no one was around."

"I ended up following someone on a forklift across the floor, and asked him if he'd teach me how to drive it.
... When I asked him if I could try ... he laughed harder and said he'd get in trouble - success!"
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At a drink place asked cashier extra stamps.
... cashier refused to do it. Success!
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Asked barista if she could show me how to make an espresso; she handed me off to
her manager. He pointed out it's automatic and only involves pushing a button.
What a revelation!

Next I started out scoping women wearing a trench coat... and wanted to find someone who'd let me try theirs on for size
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These read like an alien trying to blend in as a human.

Greetings earthling, I too like coffee and would like to learn of your ways. Nice skin suit coat my fellow humans. May I try it on?

These people sound like some of the worst people to be around and work with. Arrogant, smelly, messy, and psychotic narcissists that only silicon valley can breed.
 
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