DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

Really? I always thought he was one of the least insufferable ones. At least not as bad as Snort Burnell.

 

[blahblahblah678]

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This faggot forgot the best (deepfake) drop.
"It's still in the back of my head, the back of my mind, and it's always telling me, IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME! I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!"

 

[UaineRunei]

Speaking of, they uploaded this 5 minutes ago.

This membership arc is gold.

"That's the equivalent of someone walking into a grocery store and having a $500 cart of groceries and say "I received a coupon somewhere that's not from you (right?) That I can buy all this food for a dollar". So now the grocery store gets screwed".

Well the analogy is all over the place (like always), but if the coupon is valid (in your case it is), guess what?

 

[TheLastFrogger]

This faggot forgot the best (deepfake) drop.
"It's still in the back of my head, the back of my mind, and it's always telling me, IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME! I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!"

They do get annoying but I'm not gonna lie "He's drinking Hulk Hogans, SPEEERRM!" still gets to me.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So, it's like you're running a sandwich shop and someone walks in and says "I love your restaurant so much I want to buy five hundred sandwiches and give them to all your customers" and even though you've never seen him before and there aren't even close to five hundred people there you see absolutely nothing odd or suspicious about this whatsoever, right?

 

[freund]

This is gonna happen until he stops bringing it up. Every time there is a major "dip" in memberships, someone will do this. It will effectively cut people out of getting memberships using freedom dollars.

Honestly, he will give up on membership within the next two weeks, calling it now.

(purely for the purpose of theorycrafting and discussion)
it doesn't even have to be a memberbomb or require waiting until a "dip" in memberships occurs.
@Third_World_Detractor tracks memberships in their daily logs.
looking up users who purchase their own membership monthly and the date their sub runs out, detractors could gift them a membership as soon as theirs run out - before they have a chance to renew their subscription.

 

[Cherry Dude]

So, it's like you're running a sandwich shop and someone walks in and says "I love your restaurant so much I want to buy five hundred sandwiches and give them to all your customers" and even though you've never seen him before and there aren't even close to five hundred people there you see absolutely nothing odd or suspicious about this whatsoever, right?

BusinessSydePhil completely neglecting to mention that he doesn't spend any money "making" these memberships so the analogy fails completely right out of the gate.

 

[Lord_Point]

Im guessing the next true and hanest membership bomb comes when a suspicious number of viewers join his channel (3000+).

Daddy needs his memberships and if no good troll are blocking up all the subs then the paypigs will need to step up and make sure bots get gifted those member bombs.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

BusinessSydePhil completely neglecting to mention that he doesn't spend any money "making" these memberships so the analogy fails completely right out of the gate.

And that these memberships aren't worth even the Argentinian peso cost.

 

[Freebird]

BusinessSydePhil completely neglecting to mention that he doesn't spend any money "making" these memberships so the analogy fails completely right out of the gate.

5k business expenses???

 

[spacko]

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(Credit: Phil Kahllins on Xitter)

I wasn't expecting Phil declaring war on Argentina for 2024, but I'm all for it.

when i was a kid my mum pocketed the money from a christmas gift for me from my grandfather/grandmother (cant remember which). in his mind Phil is 100% justified in thinking gifted memberships are not for his "fans", they're for HIM because this is HIS channel.

i again want to unironically thank phil for helping me understand narcissistic relationships

 

[Crooked 16th]

Imagine if Phil could pull Hogan's from Argentina.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil’s probably butthurt because Argentina is known for its steaks, which isn’t good for the gout.

 

[Jang Joo]

I don't know what the fuck it was that I had on my DSP 2024 bingo card but it sure as shit wasn't "Argentina itself is a detractor", that shit is funny

 

[Scopely]

They aren't even fake subs I think he gets like a dollar after the Youtube fee from them, it's just that he's a greedy retard that expects to see a million dollars after getting 50 gift subs.
The tipquisition is back.
Javier Milei for top detractor 2024

 

[blahblahblah678]

Phil’s probably butthurt because Argentina is known for its steaks, which isn’t good for the gout.

Brazilian picanha is amazing!

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

They do get annoying but I'm not gonna lie "He's drinking Hulk Hogans, SPEEERRM!" still gets to me.

Because it’s a rare drop

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is Argentina's revenge for that one time he played FIFA and he subbed out Messi for a base stats created character of himself.

 

[kiwirevolving]

so what happens to legit fans that aren't from the US who donate?

do they just get banned because Phil doesn't accept "third world currency" donations anymore?

edit: I bet his dumb ass spent money on WWE more than he could afford seriously thinking that he'd get paid in $ from those argentinan memberships

 

[Little Bill]

so what happens to legit fans that aren't from the US who donate?

From what I can tell thus far, Phil is more than willing to accept tips and superchats from 'verified' countries/currencies such as the UK, Australia, Canada, etc. However, from the looks of thing, any tip, superchat, or gifted membership that comes from a primarily non-English speaking country or '3rd world country' is swiftly sent to banworld with no questions asked. Funny how that works.