Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Somehow I see him with an African.

Phil has jungle fever.

 

[softporecorn]

I learned all about vulva gape from her.

This sentence will haunt my mind until vodka shuts it off.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Oh my God that might be the tackiest bathroom I have ever seen. The only way it'd be worse is if they had carpeting in there. As @Red Bird already pointed out, even people who fill their house with shitty knickknacks and decorative tat should probably keep the bathrooms a bit more utilitarian for hygiene reasons. I know Jill prefaced it with "don't judge us" but YES, you bug-eyed numpty, it's a little fucking weird that you decked out your crapper because you like hanging out in there. Even if intended as a nursing area, I don't get it. I was under the impression that women only resort to nursing in a bathroom if they're particularly private about it and need to nurse while out somewhere with no better alternative. If Jill's at home she has multiple nooks with pillows and ugly furniture she could get comfortable and hide in for a bit that aren't next to a toilet.

Tacky and college dorm-eqsue as it looks I won't knock Jill much for her organizational baskets stacked everywhere (though the clutter could probably be reduced easily, I bet they contain a lot of household objects that aren't bath stuff but rather junk Jill likes to have nearby while she's nesting in there). What's strange to me about that is, if storage is a concern, why they wouldn't pick a vanity with more drawers or even a second unit with shelves or drawers that could fit the space (or, y'know, replace that foul piss-spattered easy chair Jill has in the corner).

 

[TismFarmer]

Oh my God that might be the tackiest bathroom I have ever seen. The only way it'd be worse is if they had carpeting in there. As @Red Bird already pointed out, even people who fill their house with shitty knickknacks and decorative tat should probably keep the bathrooms a bit more utilitarian for hygiene reasons. I know Jill prefaced it with "don't judge us" but YES, you bug-eyed numpty, it's a little fucking weird that you decked out your crapper because you like hanging out in there. Even if intended as a nursing area, I don't get it. I was under the impression that women only resort to nursing in a bathroom if they're particularly private about it and need to nurse while out somewhere with no better alternative. If Jill's at home she has multiple nooks with pillows and ugly furniture she could get comfortable and hide in for a bit that aren't next to a toilet.

Tacky and college dorm-eqsue as it looks I won't knock Jill much for her organizational baskets stacked everywhere (though the clutter could probably be reduced easily, I bet they contain a lot of household objects that aren't bath stuff but rather junk Jill likes to have nearby while she's nesting in there). What's strange to me about that is, if storage is a concern, why they wouldn't pick a vanity with more drawers or even a second unit with shelves or drawers that could fit the space (or, y'know, replace that foul piss-spattered easy chair Jill has in the corner).

The Piss-chair is angled towards the toilet and so close you would be knee to knee with anyone using it. This fact gives me a horrifying picture of Jill and Shrek chatting in there while he has his morning ummm... Evacuation

 

[For The Internet]

I hope she gets in trouble for wearing inappropriate swimming clothes one day. She cannot be trusted to shower off properly before swimming either. Oils, pee, cosmetics etc. interact with the disinfectants and create toxic chloramines, which cause the "pool smell" we all know. Thank people like Jill and her horde of offspring.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloramines

https://archive.ph/wip/E0M0e

I used to work at a pool complex with several pools which catered to everyone from babies to Olympic athetes. I was a lifeguard and there is no WAY that I would have allowed the Rods in the pool dressed that the way they are always dressed in the water. Yes, it would violate the rules but more important than that is the primary reason pools have rules around clothing.

It’s because wet clothes are heavy. If you’re a weak swimmer they can easily drag you down.

As part of my final exam to become certified I had to tread water in the deep end of the diving pool (about 17 feet deep) in a jacket, sweater, shirt, jeans and sneakers. They ended the exam after 2.5 hours and I felt completely fine all that time treading water, but getting out of the pool itself took actual effort, not from fatigue but just from the weight of the clothes. I can’t tell you how heavy wet denim is. It was pretty insane how much harder the clothes, especially the jeans, made things.

I’ve seen the Rods play in water in jeans and in long denim skirts and it horrifies me, especially when they play in rivers because they are poor swimmers with no training in technique wearing a full body of clothes. It would be so easy for them to get caught in an unseen current and drown from fatigue because they can’t pull themselves up onto a bank or because their clothes pull them down.

If I’d seen the Rods try to wear that stuff in the pool I wouldn’t just tell them their attire violated the rules, I’d lay into Jill/David about how it’s a fucking drowning hazard.

Also, what the fuck kind of goggles are those? I’ve never seen goggles like that, like sunglassses. They look like they’d be awful to swim with and very cheap so they’d fog up incessantly. That’s assuming they even seal properly in the first place, because they don’t look like you could get a good seal from them. JFC Jill, a good pair of speedos (recreational ones) will set you back $20. I’m sure you can afford that for yourself.

I know this is an old post (I’m catching up), but this has always really made me MATI on behalf of those kids.

 

[Android raptor]

I doubt Jill and Shrek give a single fuck about one of their kids drowning. If anything, it would be a prime opportunity to grift and get narcissistic supply. Plus it would mean one less mouth they have to (barely) feed.

 

[TismFarmer]

wet clothes are heavy. If you’re a weak swimmer they can easily drag you down.

As part of my final exam to become certified I had to tread water in the deep end of the diving pool (about 17 feet deep) in a jacket, sweater, shirt, jeans and sneakers. They ended the exam after 2.5 hours and I felt completely fine all that time treading water, but getting out of the pool itself took actual effort, not from fatigue but just from the weight of the clothes. I can’t tell you how heavy wet denim is. It was pretty insane how much harder the clothes, especially the jeans, made things.

I’ve seen the Rods play in water in jeans and in long denim skirts and it horrifies me, especially when they play in rivers because they are poor swimmers with no training in technique wearing a full body of clothes. It would be so easy for them to get caught in an unseen current and drown from fatigue

I'm always horrified whenever it rains heavily and she sends them all out, fully dressed, to play in the now rushing water in the storm ditch!
If one of them slips, they'll be under the water and gone before anyone could do anything, if they even saw. They could be sucked under the water and be drowning 6 inches from their siblings and they wouldn't be able to even see them in the churned up water, let alone save them. NONE of them can swim well enough save themselves, let alone a sibling! And yet it wouldn't be Jilldo's fault if someone drowned. She'd just make the other siblings feel responsible for the rest of their lives.

 

[Vi0l3t]

While we've all heard of the wonders of a prayer closet, Jill's prayer toilet is certainly a new one.

The chair is set up directly next to the toilet and roll of toilet paper.

Also have to love the phone charger in one of those fancy baskets right next to the toilet. You know, for when Jill is praying so hard at the prayer toilet & she gets some divine inspiration for her next Facebook post.

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Uh if you want quiet why not your bedroom? Why the hell would anyone want to read that close to the shitter? How is this more peaceful than your bedroom if anyone needs the restroom and I'm sure with 12+ people that happens all day.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

How is this more peaceful than your bedroom if anyone needs the restroom and I'm sure with 12+ people that happens all day.

Rodlette: Mommy I need to use the bathroom!
Jill: Mommy's reading the buybull you little hellspawn!!!

 

[Scream Tail]

Uh if you want quiet why not your bedroom? Why the hell would anyone want to read that close to the shitter? How is this more peaceful than your bedroom if anyone needs the restroom and I'm sure with 12+ people that happens all day.

Maybe that's why she doesn't feed them. Less food equals less shitting and more toilet bible time for momma.

1000 IQ play.

 

[multiverse]

How is this more peaceful than your bedroom if anyone needs the restroom and I'm sure with 12+ people that happens all day.

The children are forbidden to enter Jill's bedroom or bathroom.

The four boys share one bathroom, and the nine girls share another. The third bathroom is expressly for Jill and Fat Dave.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The children are forbidden to enter Jill's bedroom or bathroom.

The four boys share one bathroom, and the nine girls share another. The third bathroom is expressly for Jill and Fat Dave.

Then why not just have this space in the bedroom lol I guess it blows my mind shed rather read 2 feet from the toilet then just in her bedroom?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Then why not just have this space in the bedroom lol I guess it blows my mind shed rather read 2 feet from the toilet then just in her bedroom?

This makes me think that she sits in the toilet chair sometimes so she can know which children come to use the bathroom and when, removing the last semi-private space the Rodlets could possibly have. She has complete control this way.

 

[Tiresome]

This makes me think that she sits in the toilet chair sometimes so she can know which children come to use the bathroom and when, removing the last semi-private space the Rodlets could possibly have. She has complete control this way.

I don't know if it's psycho to that extent but I'm absolutely sure that privacy is an outlawed concept in this family.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Imagine waking at 3am to pee, walk to the bathroom turn on the lights and see dear ma in there

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine waking at 3am to pee, walk to the bathroom turn on the lights and see dear ma in there

Yeah, she wears down their will to flee/rebel, Ariel Castro-style.

 

[Dust & Bones]

So she had Fat Dave build her not just a giant en suite bathroom with a nursing nook, but also a fully separate, windowless, fire trap "nursary" the size of a cupboard.

I wonder if the nursery - and Jill's shrine to her five SEVERE miscarriages upon the wall - is collecting dust, or if Jill has finally turned it into a craft room or something.

You gave me an awful, disgusting thought !
Seeing how very jealous Sweet Mama seems to be over her lovely young fertile daughters, could Jilly be psycho enough to use the cupboard crib as a "gift of relaxation and peaceful dreams" to her visiting married daughters by having their infants sleep there, while also using her PRIVATE "nursing nook" next to the toilet to actually put THEIR babies to her own breast?
There are more than a couple "true" stories that circulate every few years about suspect grannys doing exactly that- fucking ew!!
(No I don't have an issue with "wet nursing" or sharing breast milk for medical/starvation reasons of mother or child.)

 

[No thanks I’m good]

You gave me an awful, disgusting thought !
Seeing how very jealous Sweet Mama seems to be over her lovely young fertile daughters, could Jilly be psycho enough to use the cupboard crib as a "gift of relaxation and peaceful dreams" to her visiting married daughters by having their infants sleep there, while also using her PRIVATE "nursing nook" next to the toilet to actually put THEIR babies to her own breast?
There are more than a couple "true" stories that circulate every few years about suspect grannys doing exactly that- fucking ew!!
(No I don't have an issue with "wet nursing" or sharing breast milk for medical/starvation reasons of mother or child.)

I 1000% believe that jill would try to nurse one of her daughter’s kids. I’m sure it’s something mommy dearest is very over bearing about as well. However, jilly’s boobs must be dried up bags of dust now so it’s doubtful she’s actually doing it.

I’m sure that doesn’t and won’t stop her from trying though…

 

[Bakarina]

I 1000% believe that jill would try to nurse one of her daughter’s kids. I’m sure it’s something mommy dearest is very over bearing about as well. However, jilly’s boobs must be dried up bags of dust now so it’s doubtful she’s actually doing it.

I’m sure that doesn’t and won’t stop her from trying though…

Would an infant even attempt to latch? Babies can smell milk and newborns can even pick out their mom through the scent of their breastmilk. Even if you put a baby close to a bare nipple I doubt they'd latch for very long (or at all) with nothing there.

 

[Tiresome]

Would an infant even attempt to latch? Babies can smell milk and newborns can even pick out their mom through the scent of their breastmilk. Even if you put a baby close to a bare nipple I doubt they'd latch for very long (or at all) with nothing there.

Have you ever heard of a pacifier?