Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[fuckidunno]

Really sad and obvious bid for attention to take heat off after the CWC disaster.

have you considered becoming engaged to a rapist? maybe you can dry you tears by establishing a $100K legal fund, by "legal" I of course mean cocaine
...well. and a whisper of opiates..you know...to take the edge off
I hear that's pretty triumphant

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AHAHAHAHA THIS FAT PIECE OF SHIT

his sausage fingers would make everything a triplestop

What is it with his new keffals ass-diving? I was only aware of him as a videogame commentator
I must admit, I did like his video on the Kinnect where he talked about not liking it probably because he's fat...ummm, ya think!?!...at least there was a glimmer of self awareness

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I don't know, man. If I would claim that an internet site full of autists and retards yelling niggerfaggot at each other nearlly murderraped me by swatting, gave me PTSD, made me a coke junkie, forced me into rehab and forced me to flee my home and then my home country like Keffals claims we did to him I wouldn't try to start another beef with this evil website because I would fear what horrors these super villains could unleash next.

 

[3D2A]

That video was a nice reminder that Lucas will always have a mans voice. Sorry Lucas Skinwalker!

 

[Null]

I don't know, man. If I would claim that an internet site full of autists and retards yelling niggerfaggot at each other nearlly murderraped me by swatting, gave me PTSD, made me a coke junkie, forced me into rehab and forced me to flee my home and then my home country like Keffals claims we did to him I wouldn't try to start another beef with this evil website because I would fear what horrors these super villains could unleash next.

Luke hates being a joke and needs control.

He hated Destiny because Destiny made fun of him. He hated us because we made fun of him.

When Fong-Jones made it apparent he was more capable than Keffals was, he was afraid of losing control of #DropKiwiFarms, which is why Fong-Jones left and made #EndKiwiFarms. Cloudflare dropping us, the registrars dropping us, DNS providers dropping us -- ALL because of Fong-Jones. Luke did NOTHING besides get reporters to talk about us. He just took credit for Fong-Jones's work.

It's been over a year since he pulled out and declared Mission Accomplished, and since then he has been near radio silence. He'd talk about me a few times but never the Kiwi Farms. This marks a departure of him ignoring the continued existence of the site, which is a huge blow to his ego.

What triggered this departure? This.


1.1 million views, 2.7 thousand likes, shared 400+ times. Pretty homely by Xitter standards, but more than him, and shared in circles he cares about. Once again, he was made a joke, but outside of the space he can just conveniently ignore as being dead. Now he has to try and regain control again.

P.S. He deleted his tweet about the video because the replies were all trans people making fun of him and people linking his KF thread. "Uh oh! I'm a joke again! Delete tweet - phew, now I'm in control."

You can literally laugh this dude into a $100,000 coke binge.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I just don't think it's a good idea for the guy who cries on camera for people he's never actually met to be going after others for venting. Something something beam out of your eye

Indeed, especially if someone refresh some memories about the 100 000 dollars Lucas got when he did a GoFundMe.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Speaking of statistics:



Around 32.300k views after two days is ... something.

It's the fifth video that pops up when I search for "Chris Chan".
That's the first video to pop up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Keffals made a "Wigglerpedia", because all communities need a shitty wiki where people can post hilarious in-jokes and that will be abandoned within two months.

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Is it problematic to describe autists as gay retards who proliferate via sexually transmitted diseases? Who can tell.

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Weird "Ben Shaprio" fanfic.

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Hmm yes, good stuff.

(goes without saying, but don't edit anything, they'll make it retarded enough on their own)

A troon Oh, Internet! I'm sure that will go just super.

 

[Baraadmirer]

It's the fifth video that pops up when I search for "Chris Chan".
That's the first video to pop up.

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Guess who made an appearance in the comments?


ETA: Local copy of the video.

 

[Rotollo 2]

how long till keffals goes
>b-but josh sperged about cheese... KF L

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

K*wiFarms Is F**ked
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I don't even get the premise of this video. It'd be like saying 4chan is falling apart because everyone else on the site hates /lgbt/ or /pol/. This is a video only somebody who has never visited a website that wasn't social media could comprehend

 

[Null]

I don't even get the premise of this video. It'd be like saying 4chan is falling apart because everyone else on the site hates /lgbt/ or /pol/. This is a video only somebody who has never visited a website that wasn't social media could comprehend

He has only participated in communities that are homogeneous echo chambers where all dissent is fascism.

 

[Punished Neco]

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Not even that bad in the grand scheme of what he's done.

Here's the worst song I've probably ever heard made by one of Keffals mods that is filled with soundboard clips all about Wigglers.
I've specifically neglected to mention the existence of this song before now because I believe forcing people to listen to it could legitimately be considered a form of torture.

It's got 455 views in 2 months

Guess who just loves the song

I guess he loves the overuse of soundboard snippets during the "song".
He's also somehow friends with another MTF known as EuphoriTori, I'm not sure how Tipster suddenly is friends with all of them and white knighting for every semi-prominent trans influencer on Twitter.
I think the chaser theory is correct at this point.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Keffals made a "Wigglerpedia", because all communities need a shitty wiki where people can post hilarious in-jokes and that will be abandoned within two months.

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(goes without saying, but don't edit anything, they'll make it retarded enough on their own)

oh wow now he is going to try and make his own version of encyclopedia dramatica as well? at this point he should just start up wigglerfarms and wigglechan or whatever the fuck since its obvious his lust for absolute control will lead him to doing that anyway.

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this really just does nothing but show that keffals has no idea how large communities work. there is always going to be some issue and in this case the issue was the dsp board. that does not mean the sites doomed.

last i checked keffals has had mods quit on him and call out his shitty behavior and his community discord has been cleaned and entirely destroyed at least once. so by his logic the wiggler community is pretty fucked as well.

kefffals is just desperately searching for some kind of win to make himself feel better after the chris interview went so poorly. now he is resorting to the same things sinseer does.

use any out of context screenshot possible and frame it as " oh my god guys this is a huge win null is so upset right now and his entire community is turning on him it wont be long before he gets his site taken down forever" but what happens every time they do that? nothing. its all just a desperate grasp at a win that will never come.

 

[cia-log]

this really just does nothing but show that keffals has no idea how large communities work. there is always going to be some issue and in this case the issue was the dsp board. that does not mean the sites doomed.

He doesn't care. The video is titled "K*wifarms is F**ked" but the video is entirely about his disdain for Josh and reveling in even minor inconveniences to him. Nowhere in the video does he say a word about the current state of the farms as a community or as a website, despite what the title suggests.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

K*wiFarms Is F**ked
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Not enough censors. "****** is *******"

 

[Sperglord666]

Bleh nothing is worse than watching the hard left try to be edgy. Those niggers spent the last 20 years sanitizing everything, only to realize edgy comedy fans are like drug users. If we have to wade through an ocean of /pol/ memes to get it, we're going to fucking get it.

 

[Strangolapreti]

One of the things that makes me smile when looking at cuckas is the fact that he's been larping as an italian ever since he dropped his fater's last name.
I won't believe to any other reason behind that specific part of his name change, that fat bastard wishes he was from my country and will never stio to be funny...
Or pathetic...
Or both, really...
It's not even that hard to prove: italian blood comes with this funny little gene that makes you unleash a endless amount of blaspheming whenever (or not) you abandon religion, was this faggot actually italian, his stream woukd begin sounding like your average playtrough of Grezzo due.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Who guessed that they'd create their own kiwifarms?

 

[innocent jogger]

Mark me late but Lucas must still be extremely butthurt that his retarded Chris Chan shill didn't make the front page of the Kiwi Farms.

Hmm. I wonder if associating with CWC will bring him bad fortunes as well. I mean that has only happened to EVERYONE else who has. And that was before Chris was outed as a mummy mommy rapist. FFS.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Can't wait for Lucas's edgy CWCipedia copy to become a source for lefties to criticize him about racism and homophobia. It's so obvious this is going to happen at some point—perhaps in a year, perhaps tomorrow—that I'm surprised even Keffals would approve of it. I mean, he's been raked over the coals by fellow lefties for saying the wrong things a bunch of times by now. Sure, his dead fish eyes exhibit no form of higher intelligence and his drugged-out verbal cadence offers no evidence of wit or cleverness, but even animals understand not to do something if they repeatedly get some form of negative stimulation each time they do so.