Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Free the Pedos]

And of fucking course Jack is a bad tipper. What does the tip matter when you just write every food purchase off as a business expense anyway?

Most people will at least tip well when they know they're being watched, like on a date. He just does not give a shit.

 

[ZipDisk]

If Jack could get his wings fried in beef tallow, he totally would.

On the Tammy sperging, once again, she ENJOYS the malignant shit in the scooty puff.

 

[densedance]

Oh I would pay good money to see that happen in real life.

imagine Junior would try to start a gamer streamer job with Twitch. And in the first two hours of streaming he would get banned because he screamed out the N word & gets permanent banned.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jigsaw would give him the choice of eating a salad or MOAR MEAT and immediately having a stroke and turning into a completely paralyzed gibbering idiot without even a working tongue, and he'd do the obvious.

Actually his trap would be much simpler.

Jigsaw puts him in a room with all his favorite foods like pulpork, birria tacos and warm marinara sauce and says all he needs to do in order to go free is not eat any of the food. If he can survive an hour in there without touching any of the bounty he's free to go. Fatty wouldn't last 30 seconds before he's face deep in it like a pig eating slop from a trough.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is that literally all that's going on, he's posting Texas pride because the fuckin team is winning? Christ Almighty, Jack is the most surface-level boomer bitch of all time, this is just like the time he tried to pretend Pickle Rick was some wildly genius and subversive content, years after it happened. "If you know, you know!"

There are few things more retarded and cringeworthy IMO than posting state pride stuff for a state you don't live in.

AFAIK, Jack has no ties to Texas other than being buck broken on WTIC.

 

[densedance]

 

[Tiresome]

Nice of Jack to include the emoji depicting his sixth, decisive and final stroke.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Why did he need Tammy's help to make this video? Do you guys think Jack can stand from a seated position? I think walking even short distances is out of the question. I think someone has to help him prop up against the counter and then help him get back in the mobility scooter once he stops filming.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Why did he need Tammy's help to make this video? Do you guys think Jack can stand from a seated position? I think walking even short distances is out of the question. I think someone has to help him prop up against the counter and then help him get back in the mobility scooter once he stops filming.

All he can do is bitch and whinge

 

[ZipDisk]

wouldn't that be eighth or ninth? There's a couple this fucker shrugged off.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Actually his trap would be much simpler.

Jigsaw puts him in a room with all his favorite foods like pulpork, birria tacos and warm marinara sauce and says all he needs to do in order to go free is not eat any of the food. If he can survive an hour in there without touching any of the bounty he's free to go. Fatty wouldn't last 30 seconds before he's face deep in it like a pig eating slop from a trough.

It can be even simpler, he has to eat all vegan food and vegetables, only super healthy stuff.

 

[Sonic T]

Bitch boy is seething in The Jack Pack group because none of his posts in there gets any hits.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Roger Ebert, eat your heart out (well, if you actually could eat anything with that jaw of yours, but I digress...)
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Tammy must have said she liked the The Marvels for Jack to say that. It's a typical "grrl power" movie where none of the lead characters are really that interesting, prefect fodder for a man like Jack to scream into the void about. Like the first Black Panther movie, it almost touches on an interesting subject for superhero movies(should a leader of an enlightened society really be crowned based on whoever wins a deathmatch/should a superhero be forgiven for causing a genocide even if her actions could be justified in the beginning) but the second half of both movies devolved into the typical superhero "whoever can punch the hardest wins the argument" stuff. Since Jack himself said he can barely hear and see anything anymore, I think his ratings are based on how many times he choked on the popcorn in the theatre.

 

[lindsayfan]

why won't he NAME the "tik tok brand?" why won't he name the actual name of the wal-mart cup? why did he change the intro voice? and most of all, isn't it about time he filmed a new cooking with jack intro? i'd love to see his antics in present day, considering he just almost lost his balance while pouring ice from a measuring cup

 

[ZipDisk]

I wonder if Jack in the box finally got wind of his shitty little club.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

why won't he NAME the "tik tok brand?" why won't he name the actual name of the wal-mart cup? why did he change the intro voice? and most of all, isn't it about time he filmed a new cooking with jack intro? i'd love to see his antics in present day, considering he just almost lost his balance while pouring ice from a measuring cup

Jack refuses to give useful info in any review. I've never seen more useless reviews than the ones Jack does.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I believe its actually in reference to the governor of Texas using the Texas National Guard to close certain border crossings and not allowing the federal Border Patrol access to re-open them.

However a much more efficient use of taxpayer dollars would be to deploy Jack to the border and use his corpulent body mass to block illegal immigrants from crossing. Though Border Patrol may get confused and open fire on Jack since he's phenotypically indistinguishable from your average fat old Mexican man

Just give Jack a lawn chair, and bottomless bbq ribs, and place him right at the crossing under a big sign that says "This could be you! Immigrate now!". Immediately shatter the illusion of a better future in the north.

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Bitch boy is seething in The Jack Pack group because none of his posts in there gets any hits.

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So do you think this is Jack continuing his "I am a serious organization" LARP or do you think this means Tammy's helping with his posting.

 

[p1138]

Why did he need Tammy's help to make this video? Do you guys think Jack can stand from a seated position? I think walking even short distances is out of the question. I think someone has to help him prop up against the counter and then help him get back in the mobility scooter once he stops filming.

Fatty, walking? LOL. He hasn't done that since the last stroke. They prop him up against the counter. The man can't shit by himself ffs.

Tammy turns the camera on and off. Fatty avoids doing any editing and relies on the camera being stopped and started.
Do you believe that Fatty could take the lids off those cups by himself? Notice the cut at 2:03. He's only halfassed screwing on the lid for the walmart cup, and couldn't be shown putting the lid on the stanley cup(which isn't actually closed).
Unless they have a fridge with an icemaker/dispenser he can bump, Tammy needs to get the ice out of the freezer.
He did another lazy still shot of the cups and changed the text for the time. Didn't actually show the change over time(he did this for his last cup video as well).

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Why did he need Tammy's help to make this video? Do you guys think Jack can stand from a seated position? I think walking even short distances is out of the question. I think someone has to help him prop up against the counter and then help him get back in the mobility scooter once he stops filming.

He definitely can't even walk around the house. His scootypuff has been in the background of some videos. I'm sure part of the reason they moved was so Jacky could puttputt around better.

 

[Andoxico]

Actually his trap would be much simpler.

Jigsaw puts him in a room with all his favorite foods like pulpork, birria tacos and warm marinara sauce and says all he needs to do in order to go free is not eat any of the food. If he can survive an hour in there without touching any of the bounty he's free to go. Fatty wouldn't last 30 seconds before he's face deep in it like a pig eating slop from a trough.

I gotta eat SOMETHING, MOM