Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Early 2000s]

So now Fatty has decided to promote his letterboxd page on FB.

https://letterboxd.com/jakatak4/

Somehow he has massed 44 followers for this stupidity, and no comments on his reviews yet other than someone asking him what political agendas the last 4 marvel movies had because he liked the lack of "political agendas"(gays) in The Marvels.

Roger Ebert, eat your heart out (well, if you actually could eat anything with that jaw of yours, but I digress...)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Roger Ebert, eat your heart out (well, if you actually could eat anything with that jaw of yours, but I digress...)
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And these reviews are as insightful as his reviews on food which really come down to whether or not it's "Gud".

And oddly enough he says "The Marvels" has no agenda when the biggest word that's thrown about when talking about it is that it's too "woke". Haven't seen it myself and probably won't because I'm so tired of capeshit but even the story from what I've seen is woke as hell. Fatty's mind has truly gone bye bye.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Haven't seen it myself and probably won't because I'm so tired of capeshit but even the story from what I've seen is woke as hell. Fatty's mind has truly gone bye bye.

Good point, from what I can tell it's a heroine movie, doesn't that inherently make it "woke"?

 

[Adamska]

Fucking lol.

Community post on YouTube:

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Fatty you flex your reciepts for tax breaks. You had to intentionally buy it since it specifically was your side; learn to pathologically lie better you fucking retard.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking lol.

Community post on YouTube:

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Lying sack of fat shit, he not only ordered it, he had to pay extra for it.

That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.

That's just Jagoff. He ate like white trash in California too. White trash is the same everywhere.

That said a lot of the best BBQ really is in roadside stalls with not much in the way of amenities. But Jack will go to some chain or other shithole at a strip mall where the "BBQ" comes out of a plastic bag and gets microwaved before being plopped in front of his bovine ass.

While I don't agree with you and love okra I will say it has to be cooked perfectly. If you undercook okra its pretty horrible.

If you overcook it it is too. It seems like it's either slimy, perfect, or dried out, and perfect lasts about 10 seconds before it's fucked up. It's like asparagus that way.

That and he was afraid Jr would start emulating them more and more. Or maybe he was afraid Jr would start acting like more of a wigger.

Or just start yelling nigger in public all the time like he does at home and get both their asses kicked.

 

[Baby Yoda]

a single eye open and slurs like he's drunk off his ass from damage to his MOAR MEAT!

Jack can keep an eye open alright. He loves winking his "third eye" to signal his ass is hungry.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

looking at an ugly, morbidly obese faggot with so much brain damage from multiple strokes he can barely keep a single eye open and slurs like he's drunk off his ass from damage to his speech centers

If nature wasn't suppressed by society, this one would be the meat carnivors' diets thrived off of into their own natural selection

Veganism might be a little extreme. But one good way to lose weight reasonably quickly is to go vegetarian. Jagoff would be much better off if he did this instead of eating MOAR MEAT every day.

The lack of endorphins he normally experiences by constantly eating fried fat would be like eating his own excrement after getting an adult circumcision revision. Death would be preferable to him

 

[Frog Man]

I don't blame Tammy for not eating the okra. Okra is disgusting

Fried Okra or no okra
I'm a simple man

 

[Dondeld Dock]

This sounds an awful lot like someone cheated.

Further proving my point above here’s a screenshot of the receipt from the recent FOTG:

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Taken on 1/4 @ 6:30ish PM.

Very generous tip from someone who seethed on Internet daily during covid how nobody wants to work anymore

 

[p1138]

Uh oh, Fatty's getting angy because no one commented on his witty post that was a link to a shitty music video. Fatty needs attention NOW!

 

[fag0rz]

Jackhole liked the new Saw movie because the killings are "justified". As a major glutton-cheat-fraud himself he'd be the perfect victim in one of these.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Shit, there are TEN Saw movies now?

 

[Blasterisk]

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Jackhole liked the new Saw movie because the killings are "justified". As a major glutton-cheat-fraud himself he'd be the perfect victim in one of these.

>be me
>be saw
>set this fat guy up in a trap
>he has to cut his own right thumb off and use his bare hands to rip through a 50 foot tunnel of gelatin, processed cheese and freezerburnt beef brisket
>come back 15 minutes later to check on his progress
>theres a whole freakin arm just rotting on the ground
>the tunnel is missing
>like, totally gone
>somebody ate it
>wtf

 

[rubytintedchix]

Uh oh, Fatty's getting angy because no one commented on his witty post that was a link to a shitty music video. Fatty needs attention NOW!
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So he’s bandwaggoning the Texans this weekend then? I mean since his precious Cowgirls choked as they always do.

 

[Tiresome]

So he’s bandwaggoning the Texans this weekend then? I mean since his precious Cowgirls choked as they always do.

Is that literally all that's going on, he's posting Texas pride because the fuckin team is winning? Christ Almighty, Jack is the most surface-level boomer bitch of all time, this is just like the time he tried to pretend Pickle Rick was some wildly genius and subversive content, years after it happened. "If you know, you know!"

 

[topshrek]

Is that literally all that's going on, he's posting Texas pride because the fuckin team is winning? Christ Almighty, Jack is the most surface-level boomer bitch of all time, this is just like the time he tried to pretend Pickle Rick was some wildly genius and subversive content, years after it happened. "If you know, you know!"

I believe its actually in reference to the governor of Texas using the Texas National Guard to close certain border crossings and not allowing the federal Border Patrol access to re-open them.

However a much more efficient use of taxpayer dollars would be to deploy Jack to the border and use his corpulent body mass to block illegal immigrants from crossing. Though Border Patrol may get confused and open fire on Jack since he's phenotypically indistinguishable from your average fat old Mexican man

 

[Blasterisk]

I believe its actually in reference to the governor of Texas using the Texas National Guard to close certain border crossings and not allowing the federal Border Patrol access to re-open them.

However a much more efficient use of taxpayer dollars would be to deploy Jack to the border and use his corpulent body mass to block illegal immigrants from crossing. Though Border Patrol may get confused and open fire on Jack since he's phenotypically indistinguishable from your average fat old Mexican man

If Jack didn't think Guatemalans were a type of melon and therefore =/= meat (thanks MOM) the Texans could probably just feed them to the Wendigo.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Good point, from what I can tell it's a heroine movie, doesn't that inherently make it "woke"?

Yeah and a lot are saying it's the most woke movie Marvel has put out so far. But I'm thinking Fatty didn't see any of that because it wasn't spelled out for him and they didn't look into the camera and say it directly.

He has the mind of a child and possibly the toilet habits of one which is why he's in a diaper.

Or just start yelling nigger in public all the time like he does at home and get both their asses kicked.

Oh I would pay good money to see that happen in real life. Seeing Fatty and Jr get curb stomped while Hammy and Hammy Jr get spit roasted in front of them? It would be beautiful.

More so because you know Fatty would be begging to suck those dicks for the last time.

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Jackhole liked the new Saw movie because the killings are "justified". As a major glutton-cheat-fraud himself he'd be the perfect victim in one of these.

The first movie in the Saw franchise had a story and it's the only one that really had a psychological edge to it and wasn't just torture porn.

But I'm actually mystified that he not only liked it but that's there's been 10 of these movies. I stopped watching after the third one as it was just getting silly at that point.

However a much more efficient use of taxpayer dollars would be to deploy Jack to the border and use his corpulent body mass to block illegal immigrants from crossing.

He wouldn't be effective at that. All they'd have to do is offer him a birria taco and he'd let them pass.

 

[AnOminous]

Jackhole liked the new Saw movie because the killings are "justified". As a major glutton-cheat-fraud himself he'd be the perfect victim in one of these.

Jigsaw would give him the choice of eating a salad or MOAR MEAT and immediately having a stroke and turning into a completely paralyzed gibbering idiot without even a working tongue, and he'd do the obvious.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

Jigsaw would give him the choice of eating a salad or MOAR MEAT and immediately having a stroke and turning into a completely paralyzed gibbering idiot without even a working tongue, and he'd do the obvious.

I think we could come up with someone worse since I think it's his pride more so than gluttony.

Jigsaw would have to have him tell the truth about half of his postings and every minute he delays, vegetables (uncooked, no sauces) would be gavage fed style into his mouth.