Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 790 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,389
Jack has spent the last 24 hours on Facebook sperging about the road conditions. This fat fuck moved out of Hendersonville for being too LIBUHRUL and now is bitching that the road crews in East Bumfuck Nowhere aren’t working fast enough. Reminder that the fatties each have a 4wd vehicle a piece even though Jack likely doesn’t drive.

Yesterday:

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Why is he so angry about this? 🤔🤔🤔 What happens on Wednesdays?

Oh date night at the murder church! Sowwy Jacky, no Cheddars for you, buddy…
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Today:
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Also, bonus prediction from world renown political commentator, Jack Scalfani:

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I can’t wait until /paul/ divorces him over this. I think he’s on the Ron train.

He's acting like he can drive to places himself, how cute. I just imagine him staring out the window like an excited dog all day, while his two actual dogs sleep their depression away.

And of fucking course Jack is a bad tipper. What does the tip matter when you just write every food purchase off as a business expense anyway?



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Jack has spent the last 24 hours on Facebook sperging about the road conditions. This fat fuck moved out of Hendersonville for being too LIBUHRUL and now is bitching that the road crews in East Bumfuck Nowhere aren’t working fast enough. Reminder that the fatties each have a 4wd vehicle a piece even though Jack likely doesn’t drive.
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I can't imagine being so deranged that you feel the need to flee Hendersonville, TN as if its becoming the next Berkeley. A town that voted for Trump 64-35 over Biden isn't woke just because they made you cover your fat face with a mask if you wanted to go out to the local deep-fried goyslop eatery for like 6 months in 2020

On the other hand, I'm sure the good people of Hendersonville are relieved to finally be rid of that 5'3" bowling-ball shaped swarthy Italian goblin that carpetbagged all the way from California to LARP as a good-ol' boy evangelical
 
If you're bragging about 'carnivore diet' and film yourself eating out with non-meat food on the same plate, you should mention in the video that you are only eating the chicken. Whether anyone buys it is another story, but at least you pre-emp most of this. (also, filming receipts as a lazy way to show prices is just bad opsec in general). I should be shocked that Jack didn't expect this, but lol this is Jack.
 
If you're bragging about 'carnivore diet' and film yourself eating out with non-meat food on the same plate, you should mention in the video that you are only eating the chicken. Whether anyone buys it is another story, but at least you pre-emp most of this. (also, filming receipts as a lazy way to show prices is just bad opsec in general). I should be shocked that Jack didn't expect this, but lol this is Jack.
The way Tammy mentions the okra at the end makes it obvious she didn't eat it. It was an afterthought to her because it was Jack's food and she at the last minute remembered that she had to cover for him.
 
Jack lives in a town of 7000. The only roads that really get plowed around here are the US highways and state routes. I'm not even sure the city even has their own plow. Besides that, everyone has or knows someone with a 4x4 around here. Not that Jack is a part of the local "community" by any means.

Guess Jack's gonna have to beg Mommy wife to upgrade to the Scooty Puff Sr.
 
To be fair, it's basically a fast food restaurant. There is no waitstaff. I wouldn't have tipped them at all.

That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.
 
That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.
They have plenty of fine restaurants. The Scalfanis are simply trash.
 
That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.
There are plenty of fine dining places around especially if you head into Nashville. Even Jack's old haunt in Hendersonville has some nice non-chain places. He just never goes to those places. Upscale restaurants aren't really Jack's thing. I believe the last one he went to was that Italian place in Hendersonville a year or so back and that was only because he was peer pressured into it by his chat IIRC. I wouldn't even consider that fine dining just more upscale than Jack is used to.
 
Jack woke up and is getting pissy about the cheating accusations.
He’s so venal and petty. Most terminal YouTubers who have been in the biz since 2009 wouldn’t even respond to their fans unless you chuck em a superchat.
That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.
There’s always a few hidden gems in every town that do this (use a dilapidated storefront, serve all their stuff on paper to avoid hiring a dishwasher) but I can recall at least a dozen respectable full service places in Chapel Hill that are also extremely good. Probably more now, as the town gets more Yankified.

Ofc the best southern food is had at home, not that I get to eat it much these days. :sigh: now I’m homesick.
 
Fucking lol.

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Then why did he order it? No of course he's not going to admit to ordering and eating it.

He's acting like he can drive to places himself, how cute. I just imagine him staring out the window like an excited dog all day, while his two actual dogs sleep their depression away.

And of fucking course Jack is a bad tipper. What does the tip matter when you just write every food purchase off as a business expense anyway?



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Nicest guy on Youtube there gaiz!

I can't imagine being so deranged that you feel the need to flee Hendersonville, TN as if its becoming the next Berkeley. A town that voted for Trump 64-35 over Biden isn't woke just because they made you cover your fat face with a mask if you wanted to go out to the local deep-fried goyslop eatery for like 6 months in 2020
Too many darkies were moving in and Fatty was not only afraid of them but was going to be too tempted to want to suck big black cock that he had to move away as soon as possible. That and he was afraid Jr would start emulating them more and more. Or maybe he was afraid Jr would start acting like more of a wigger.
 
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