What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[The Taco Santo!]

See, one's mad that I criticized it months and months ago. Now we have to listen to his asperger flare-up. Well, you do, I don't.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

everyone itt claiming "this one isn't a conspiracy theory because it's true" fundamentally misunderstands what a conspiracy theory is and has fallen for the notion all the term inherently describes only things that are objectively false, ironically falling for a conspiracy to silence conspiracy theorists

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Tranny shit glows.

I don't mean that literally every demented troon on Twitter is a paid operative enforcing this bullshit, of course, that would be retarded, but I do think it is in the interests of certain shadowy groups to keep bankrolling and promoting this tranny stuff for numerous reasons.

• It provides a lucrative stream of lifelong patients for Big Pharma who will need to pay for artificial hormones and Frankenstein surgeries to maintain their mental illness.
• By reframing such surgeries as 'life-saving care' it effectively enables the sterilisation of undesirables to the state, most notably the gay, the mentally ill and the neurodivergent - while making such eugenics seem humane, caring and even desirable.
• The politicisation of the nebulous concept of 'trans rights' effectively defangs any credible threat of an organised leftist uprising, by opening the doors to every disgusting pervert and deluded lunatic around - trannies are basically the cuckoos in the nest, screaming to be appeased, while other more important and valuable goals, policies and objectives go ignored. Leftist groups are completely unable to organise effectively, because Alice will pipe up and ask why can't xhe speak about xer workplace's discriminatory, anti-trans 'no masturbating to sissy hypno goon videos in the women's restrooms' policy.
• The complete co-opting (and arguably destruction) of feminism, because you can't fight for women's rights if none of you can actually define what a woman is.
• It allows otherwise privileged rich white heterosexual men to claim a victimhood status and enter these aforementioned social equity movements and shout down genuinely oppressed individuals with legitimate grievances because somehow now trans people are at the top of the oppressed peoples' totem pole.
• Anybody who criticises the movement can be easily denounced as a bigot and a 'transphobe' and completely excommunicated, potentially losing their livelihoods or experiencing physical violence at the hands of the aforementioned gee'd up 'trans rights' lunatics, thus continuing the charade and ensuring the cooperation and silence of others who may privately hold similar doubts.

There's probably more to it, of course, but there's a history of post-modernist bullshit being peddled by the powers that be to completely undermine genuine legitimate leftist causes in the West, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if it was continuing to this day.

I don't really think there's a load of suits orchestrating this shit in a smoky room or anything like that, but there doesn't necessarily need to be a conspiracy if the interests of certain groups coalign.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

And of course, anything that cripples white heterosexual fertility is to be boosted and celebrated. Not that most trannies would have successfully bred anyway, but still. All part of cratering white demographics, who can definitely be replaced by the 3rd and 4th world mass illegal immigration.

 

[AnOminous]

All part of cratering white demographics, who can definitely be replaced by the 3rd and 4th world mass illegal immigration.

Tbh we could do without offspring from the mentally defective autists who end up trooning out. Maybe it's actually a eugenics conspiracy to save the huwhite race.

 

[Chromeo]

I've been joking a lot lately that when I forget things or misplace things, it's time travelers messing with me specifically. Like time-traveling crank calls. That's not the conspiracy, but that's how I started thinking about it: What if horrible events that we have no explanation for are actually time travelers from the distant future coming back and changing things to prevent events that were even worse in their timeline?

There's that running gag of "oh I killed this horrible german dictator that crashed the world economy, who's this Hitler guy you're talking about?" but what if that's actually a thing? I was just re-reading about the Tylenol murders in the Creepy Unsolved Mystery thread, what if that was caused by a time traveler to ensure stricter regulations on OTC medication to prevent something way worse that hasn't happened because of the changes that were implemented after those deaths?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

saw this clip and thought of this thread:

They Live (1988) - Seeing the Truth Scene (2/10) | Movieclips

 

[Fek]

It's been a while. Time for a check-in.

I want to stay within the realm of conspiracy, but steer my post into a more spiritual context as I continue. I'm going to go a bit more meta because this is where I've been led. I'm going to try and make this digestible without scaring anyone off or inspiring one to go on some unproductive angry tangent:

All systems of control in this life are fear-based.

-Fear is the ultimate paralyzing agent.​

-Fear effectively encourages helplessness and a willful handing over of one's own authority to another.​

Accepted/endorsed/"okay" paths to Truth that one seeks within this world will almost certainly contain a kernel of it..only tucked away in a monstrous tangle of deliberate deception.

-This includes any established foundation of organized religion. Yes, any.​

-This does not mean it is an impossible quest. Far from it, in fact.​

You are lied to constantly by the previously mentioned systems of control.

-Some of these lies are so fervently held as beliefs that they are nearly impossible to dislodge (the fear of ostracization or of being wrong).​

-Some are so big that they can shatter minds if challenged sufficiently and one isn't ready (the fear of the unknown).​

-The bigger the lie, the greater its control.​

Now, some of that has been said before in so many ways in this thread. Some of the topics I'm being careful to not be too direct regarding have been discussed before, even. So, let's talk about that last line just for funsies:

To be brief: one of the biggest lies you get told? Is that you get one shot at this life business, and then get assorted into whatever shame/guilt system your particular region of the world has had impressed upon it. For most of you, this would be known as the Heaven/Hell dynamic. So! Pausing here for a few highlights:
You will carry on after physical death.

-There is no system of punishment or eternal boredom awaiting you beyond that which you create for yourselves.​

You are eternal.
You are capable of great things extending beyond most of your wildest imaginations.
You are so much more than your physical form.

Thus, if you'll humor me and follow the chain of logic as it's presented for a moment:
If you are, indeed, eternal.
If you will, indeed, carry on after death.
Then what on Earth is there to be afraid of, exactly? What is there to cower from and willingly give away your own..let's call it personal authority, autonomy, or "divinity"..to power structures designed to fool you into doing so? To keep your consciousness busy with pointless bullshit? To have others benefit greatly from the trickery while, in reality, holding no more "power" than you or anyone else does?

The realization that you can be free of fear is one of the single most liberating moments one can experience in this life. This is actually why I brought this up at all, as you may notice a trend across most conspiracies within this thread: they're trying to keep you in a state of fear.

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There is, as you may imagine, an awful awful lot I could add to this post. I figured this was a good enough start to gauge interest in the greater topic.

For most of you, I'd wager this is going to be a flaming hot take as it already is (to put it mildly). Just..try to remember there's nothing at all wrong with humoring an idea without accepting or rejecting it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Google News search: freezing winter weather

top 5 results:

The New York Times

Cold Weather Maps: Tracking Arctic Air Temperatures Across the U.S.
Freezing temperatures are forecast across many areas of the contiguous United States over the next week, according to data from the National...
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1 month ago



PBS

Why extreme cold weather events still happen in a warming world
While the world can expect fewer severe cold events as average temperatures rise, people still need to be prepared for wintry blasts.
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2 weeks ago



NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth

Quick warmup today but another burst of cold is right around the corner
The major winter blast that hit North Texas is winding down with temperatures expected to briefly warm up above freezing Wednesday.
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1 month ago



FOX Weather

Deadly cold spreads throughout US with freezing temperatures felt from border to border
Temperatures are at their lowest since the Great Freeze of February 2021, with frigid conditions spanning the entire country, the FOX...
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3 weeks ago



Vox

It's freezing outside, but winters are actually getting warmer
Bitter cold continues to grip the United States as unusual freezing temperatures stretch as far south as Florida this week.
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3 weeks ago

Could that be some attempted gaslighting there?

 

[Fek]

Could that be some attempted gaslighting there?

Yes. It's all suggestion.

The idea is to get one to accept a belief. To think on these lies and ever so slightly legitimize them over time. Your thoughts carry power, but they're also downstream of your beliefs. Your beliefs quite actually assist in shaping reality. This is the goal of anything placed before you via the usual means, and the methodology behind it really doesn't deviate much.

Take the theme of what you linked for a fun example. All of those sorts of articles share a common agreed upon theme: the climate is changing. In a lot of cases, you could extend it to also include the idea that human intervention is causing the climate to change in a negative way. These are base assumptions, and they are simply suggestions pitched to your consciousness. Almost everyone inherently accepts this base assumption without even realizing it.

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So what are the implications of this? Who cares? Well, if people (consciously or not) are made to believe they are influencing the climate in a negative manner - what other beliefs are influenced by this?

Perhaps one's self worth?​

Perhaps how one views humanity in general?​

Being dirty? Polluting?​

Not worth having people around in such great numbers?​

Perhaps only extending the idea to that group of people over there? Blame? Dehumanizing someone through a litany of assumptions?​

Causing division where none need exist?​

One doesn't have to believe in anything woo-woo to follow how this would lead to rather destructive and counter-productive tendencies, right? This is the goal. Division creates strife from nothing. Strife keeps people fighting amongst themselves to the great benefit and pleasure of those who ensure these news articles (ideas) are placed before one day after day, minute after minute, etc.

And the greatest part of it all? Those seeking to cause disruption didn't actually force you to do anything. You did it of your own free will, as you agreed to play the game whether or not you realized it (and like it or not). This is one of the toughest pills for many to swallow. One can get mad and rage against the machine all they'd like, but ultimately the machine hasn't forced anything upon them. They agreed to participate.

True power ultimately resides within each individual. None are ultimately greater than another, nor are any the lesser.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Your beliefs quite actually assist in shaping reality.

This is true
And there's no easier way to change your opinions than to frame them as negligible fact

Someone who knows what they're doing won't say
>The sky is red! The sky is red! Listen the sky is red, start believing it immediately!
No, he'll say
>So we all know the sky is red, right? Operating off of this well known objective fact that the sky is red-

 

[AnOminous]

My favorite conspiracy theories are whatever ones piss off whoever I'm talking to.

 

[FatalTater]

Fear is the contagion.
Fear is the enemy.
Fear can be a warning signal that something is wrong.

If you are afraid, ask yourself why and see if it's grounded in something real.

If your roof has a hole in it and rain is going to happen before repairs can be made, it is natural to be concerned about the damage the rain could do. Take steps to minimize problems, like moving valuables to a dry area or covering the hole with a tarp.

If rain is forecast and you are in a safe dry place but you are still fearful? Ask yourself why. If it's on behalf of others in a flood zone, okay but let them sort themselves out if you aren't in a position to help.
If the fear you feel is purely because of the tone the weatherman had when he gave the news, ignore it. Maybe file his reaction away in the back of your head for recognizing behavior patterns later, but know that you are okay.

Act, don't react.

Flailing around off-balance and panicked makes you an easy target for anyone wanting to take advantage.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I’m not a big conspiracy guy but I am also not the kind of guy to deny something doesn’t exist because I never do research. Like there is documentation of real shit governments have done to their citizens that are downright heinous. I dunno if FDR planned Pearl Harbor but it sure helped denying Japan oil until they provoked a war. I always like to question my own views because I like to try to keep an open mind. I think that is missing a lot these days.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

-There is no system of punishment or eternal boredom awaiting you beyond that which you create for yourselves.

Interesting phrasing there, very unintentionally revealing.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

All systems of control in this life are fear-based.
-Fear is the ultimate paralyzing agent.-Fear effectively encourages helplessness and a willful handing over of one's own authority to another.

Fear is the contagion.
Fear is the enemy.
Fear can be a warning signal that something is wrong.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer…

 

[Uncle Phil]

When I hear about outlandish conspiracy theories involving secret pedo rings I see it as a smokescreen for a much more mundane reality: that organized crime and sex trafficking does include high-end elements catering to the wealthy and offering forbidden fruit.

E: the other thing I believe is that the West outsourcing primary and secondary industries to the rest of the world and becoming service-based economies is not only because it's a good gig to be the world's bankers and lawyers. It's also because at the small-market level, service-based businesses are spectacularly useful for money laundering compared to product-based businesses. I think a motherfucking  shitload of illicit income is processed through unverifiable "service sales".

 

[The Last Stand]

Some historians are saying that Joan Crawford was not bisexual. This stems from her rivalry with Bette Davis over a guy, but she secretly liked her. I'm going to say she WAS bisexual based on how she interacts with women. She's quite subtle with her interactions with people. Plus, it's the 20th century, so you'd have to oppress your feelings for publicity. Besides, it's Joan Crawford. She can be whatever she wants. Or maybe she's just flirtatious in general.

 

[SIMIΔN]

• By reframing such surgeries as 'life-saving care' it effectively enables the sterilisation of undesirables to the state, most notably the gay, the mentally ill and the neurodivergent - while making such eugenics seem humane, caring and even desirable.

I agree this post completely, you are totally right.
I was sitebanned from reddit from making the same argument.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Tranny shit glows.

This is not even a conspiracy theory. One only needs to examine (((the capital))) that funds all these programs, hospitals, activists, etc. All the (((usual suspects))).
This is but one part of the Kalergi Plan, which in turn is one part of the (((Protocols of the Elders of Zion))).