Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[klab]

A quick evaporation at the hands of dice. Blink and you'll miss it.

 

[It Goofy]

A quick evaporation at the hands of dice. Blink and you'll miss it.
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Literally went to take a piss, came back, and the stream was felted. This degen burns through "profit" like pyroclastic flows burn through Pompeii.

 

[Tha Promblems]

He hit a bandski

A quick evaporation at the hands of dice. Blink and you'll miss it.

These two clips back to back are a perfect distillation of the Bossman. This is how he drags you in.
indeed

 

[e-needs-help]

The virgin Fat Rick: cries about being dawksed and swatted
The Chad BMJ: doxes himself repeatedly, doesn't give a shit, gets swatted and doesn't even notice it

It is truly impressive how what would be life-ruining losses and the stuff that drives people out of the public eye seem to have absolutely no effect on bossman. He is a duck and every negative thing that happens to him is rain that just slides off his oily feathers.

 

[Lando Griffin]

Wow, holy shit. Seriously, wtf.

 

[klab]

Spoiler: bonus gif

possible debt arc?

Spoiler: bonus after stream chat

 

[ForTheHoard]

What the fuck is he doing?! How are you going to spill a grand worth of juice on dice when plinko is the gift that won't stop giving? Just one click and you would have been sitting on $300k!

Edit- You can't tell me BMJ wasn't robbed of LotY with gold like this. Right after admitting he's an addict and needs help, too.

 

[Barsik]

possible debt arc?

After the 32k loss he kept depoing 200$ juicers back to back without getting juice from chat. Betting that's where most of the debt comes from. He was chasing the 32k loss and got even more reckless than usual.

 

[The Wokest]

Just one click and you would have been sitting on $300k!

BROOOO SO TRUUUU
That's what I'm saying too frfr no cap

 

[CrackManJack]

Bossman his favorite dickrider / mod (RambleGamble) streams himself. Midpack2000, a rat, came into his chat and said some shit about BMJ. Midpack threatened to dox Ramble. Ramble proceeds to flash his gun.

Spoiler

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Throwback presented without comment.

 

[The Wokest]

Throwback presented without comment.

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Damn I already forgot why he did that even though I was there... Densho eagle hype maybe? That's my best guess.

 

[dumbledore]

Throwback presented without comment.

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[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Bossman his favorite dickrider / mod (RambleGamble) streams himself. Midpack2000, a rat, came into his chat and said some shit about BMJ. Midpack threatened to dox Ramble. Ramble proceeds to flash his gun.
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If I were to see these guys without any ratting, I feel like I’d hate them. But the way these rats try SO hard, yet get destroyed so effortlessly, it does make me far more fond of them. How you gonna be a troll and just get eviscerated by some low iq gambahead flashing a gun at you? Get a fucking job, rat fags. No one likes you.

 

[Kees H]

Austin gets felted before he turns the screen on, on Plinko. Then, someone tells him in chat there's an active bonus code. His keyboard nearly felts him out of the bonus code. Hilarity ensues.

Spoiler: Presented in glorious Crack-o-Vision (aka, cropped out camera)

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Austin, please. You can boil your glass and pour out the resin. You can be a classy crack addict.

 

[Collections Agent]

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I’m really curious if this is actually real, if so it would be a pretty interesting step up for bossman and his ability to milk his community for every last cent they have. Although this whole thing will probably be like last time where it gets deleted for a day and is right back up and running.

This is bait from rats for bossman to draw attention from the IRS due to merch sales, 95% sure

 

[break these cuffs]

Austin, please. You can boil your glass and pour out the resin. You can be a classy crack addict.

Waiting 8 minutes for water to boil? Are you trying to kill him or just give him a mental breakdown? The fact that Austin has gotten other people calling the tar crud he smokes resin is just another victory for the Bossman. He can't stop winning even when the rats do their thing.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Glass rattles as he dances

Austin had discovered a new cope scam. The Plinko vacuum

 

[Evilronald]

He comes on stream and first thing he says is “fuck my life I want to die!” Sure to be a promising day!