DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Except for when he said: "Go ahead and submit this evidence to the government"

I know, I know, give me the stickers now.
I mean your post almost warrants an autism sticker for the correct reason this time around. Have you seriously never seen anyone issue a challenge that obviously isn't going to be completed?

I realize you guys are looking for arguments but this is some pretty weak shit.
 
Telling someone to do something is a form of encouragement. There's nothing to argue.

People have reported Phil to the government before. That's how it was discovered he was improperly filing his taxes after moving to Washington.

I don't know how "report Phil to the government" is an impossible challenge.
 
Why was he wearing a collared shirt and pajama pants?

Did he pignose himself into thinking he works from home like some office workers do?

I know a lot of wfh people don't bother changing out of their pajamas when they start working but he really just slaps on whatever he could find in his snort fort because he doesn't know how to do laundry and Kat is too fat to do it without her back hurting
 
Why was he wearing a collared shirt and pajama pants?

Did he pignose himself into thinking he works from home like some office workers do?

I know a lot of wfh people don't bother changing out of their pajamas when they start working but he really just slaps on whatever he could find in his snort fort because he doesn't know how to do laundry and Kat is too fat to do it without her back hurting
It's because LTG told him that he looks like a slob and that he should, I quote, "work on his sexy." I wish I was joking, but a week after LTG talked shit about what Phil looks like Phil started wearing button up shirts.
 
Telling someone to do something is a form of encouragement. There's nothing to argue.

People have reported Phil to the government before. That's how it was discovered he was improperly filing his taxes after moving to Washington.

I don't know how "report Phil to the government" is an impossible challenge
Here's my encouragement to you then that is totally not satirical or impossible of course: kill yourself :)

since the shittening went down in this subforum you've been looking to just stir shit up since. And since you did the interview that you volunteered yourself for in the might cum thread, you're definitely one of the worst dentractors that think they're the unofficial thread police and thread mods. You're looking for something that doesn't exist. Stay on topic or fuck off or preferably option 3 yourself since you seem to think any form of speaking is encouragement, retarded faggot
 
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Pretty soon he won't be tracking any donations at all and people will just have to take his word for how close they are to the tips goal.
We are all going to have to start counting like DSP; in glasses, hats and vests. The leaderboard will just say what tiered reward he's hit. If he gets past $150 we start adding them together; 1 vest, 1 gunnar. Or 2 vests, 1 hat, 1 scarf. Pop will have to update his excel sheet to match
 
This might make him move back to Twitch. If YouTube doesn't immediately solve this "exploit" he might have to swallow his pride and crawl back to a site he has talked shit about for what feels like eons.
But on Twitch he has to start from 0. He would have to stream a full month to get the stats (that is easy for him) and then he has to apply and Twitch has to grant him the Affiliate status. Remember he can't simply jump to Partner he has to go to Affiliate first. and given how Twitch is currently "imploding" this might even be the wrong idea. Heck I checked on Twitch yesterday and on the start page I was greeted by a thot in a bikini in Just Chatting calling her stream "Twerkemon" or some bullshit. But maybe he goes to Kick to try the new pimp on the block
 
But on Twitch he has to start from 0. He would have to stream a full month to get the stats (that is easy for him) and then he has to apply and Twitch has to grant him the Affiliate status. Remember he can't simply jump to Partner he has to go to Affiliate first. and given how Twitch is currently "imploding" this might even be the wrong idea. Heck I checked on Twitch yesterday and on the start page I was greeted by a thot in a bikini in Just Chatting calling her stream "Twerkemon" or some bullshit. But maybe he goes to Kick to try the new pimp on the block
Anywhere he goes he will spend the next 2 years "getting back to where we were at [insert former website here]" so regardless of where he goes he will be fucked for a long time.
This place seems to have turned into nothing but infighting. Boring.
You know it's bad when the subreddit is more fun to read
 
lmao he's pissed his infinite members goal can't be a thing anymore. He can't even be happy he has less to do because he never even did that much for member goals in the first place.
 
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I'm starting to think that this whole Argentina money thing might be a bigger problem for Phil than he realizes. Phil has always maintained that he uses the money from memberships and superchats to pay his biggest monthly bills like the mortgage. This allows him to spend his tip money with impunity under the assumption that he will still be able to pay his bills when his tugboat comes on the 21st, while providing a convenient black hole for all the money he just got to instantly vanish into as he begs for more of it.

As of now, Phil is admitting that 700 of his memberships are from currencies that only net him a few cents each. His streams almost always hover around 300-500 viewers, only peaking at around 1000 when there's some unique drama or possibly for a new game release. We are probably already at the point where the next time OIC or whoever tries to drop a massive member bomb there won't be very many people who can accept them.

What happens then? Phil says "just tip me instead," of course. After all, he gets a bigger cut so it's a much better way to support. And he gets that money... right away. Do you think Phil is going to have the self control to actually budget with that money burning a hole in his bank account? I sure as hell don't. I think we're going to see a very desperate Phil around this time next month.
 
I'm watching back last night's SF6 stream and heard him say he's playing Palworld. Fucking why? Does he just think its a pokemon clone? Shame pvp is disabled for the early access.
 
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He plays that game? Isn't that a Multiplayer only game? Just imagine if some detractors find him and spam "It's the guy2 in chat. This could end like his WoW streams
 
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>"lol only reddit fags want Phil banned"
>"Here's posts where your mods condoned filing reports to get Phil banned"
>"lol, what are you, some kind of reddit fag?"


Oh my bad, I should have contacted Twitch Legal and then lied about it for years instead.
Holy fucking christ, you should be proud that in a world where Marlintan is back you are still the dumbest faggot on this board. You insufferable sniveling little cunt. I am actually MATI reading your fucking posts. Because you have actually nothing to say, nothing to add. Except being somehow a bigger vagina than the one in Kat's house. What the fuck is your problem? Why are you even here? Quit shitting up this board and piss off already
 
But on Twitch he has to start from 0. He would have to stream a full month to get the stats (that is easy for him) and then he has to apply and Twitch has to grant him the Affiliate status. Remember he can't simply jump to Partner he has to go to Affiliate first. and given how Twitch is currently "imploding" this might even be the wrong idea. Heck I checked on Twitch yesterday and on the start page I was greeted by a thot in a bikini in Just Chatting calling her stream "Twerkemon" or some bullshit. But maybe he goes to Kick to try the new pimp on the block
I think it'd mostly be a roadbump. He'd lose out initially from having to wait to get back to affiliate status, but he can still get his precious tips, which he values more than memberships as it is. But the big thing is, when he gets to play victim and jump ship, he tends to get an initial surge of support from people who want to own the trolls. As far as like, channel growth and stuff goes, he probably won't do that much better, but he's been completely stagnant on YouTube. At least in the old days with Twitch, he'd sometimes get some new viewers stumbling in and the viewbotting attempts seemed to make something of a difference. He wasn't ever front page or anything, but it'd put him higher on whatever game category he was playing.

The big thing is memberships work better on Twitch because there's no currency shenanigans, you get dents that can't otherwise tip/donate using their prime membership on Phil and gifting subs is essentially limitless and doesn't require confirmation. Then again, Phil can't look even a month into the future, so even without ego issues, I could see him being too stubborn/afraid of change to risk having a slightly lower month until he gets subscription options back.
 
Holy fucking christ, you should be proud that in a world where Marlintan is back you are still the dumbest faggot on this board. You insufferable sniveling little cunt. I am actually MATI reading your fucking posts. Because you have actually nothing to say, nothing to add. Except being somehow a bigger vagina than the one in Kat's house. What the fuck is your problem? Why are you even here? Quit shitting up this board and piss off already
There were 10 guys like him when the drama happened shitting up this board hourly , within a few days most of them already got tired of it and fucked off, honestly is better to ignore him and he will get bored just like the others.
 
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Do you think Phil is going to have the self control to actually budget with that money burning a hole in his bank account?

Phil sure doesn't:

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There's no way he goes to Rumble or Kick unless he gets banned from both YT and Twitch, he thinks those websites are "the Wild West" and that he won't have the moderation tools to go full North Korea mode with his chat like he does now.
I don't see him ever going to Rumble or Kick, but if and when he does, we know what'll happen.

Phil will talk about how Rumble/Kick is the future of streaming, how YouTube and Twitch fucked him over for years and pushed him to do it, and that moving to Rumble/Kick was all his idea. He'll then proceed to shit on people still streaming on YouTube, then pignosis his chat into believing that YouTube was never profitable.

But you're right. He's too much of a pussy to move to another website, and too set in his ways to change.
 
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