Why does Yeardley Smith's face instill existential dread in me?

[Cloaca Rimjob]

is she a chink? does she have down syndrome? is she an alien? Does she have more proto human DNA than the rest of the population?

 

[Chromeo]

Wow, yeah, she does have a strange face.

She's not Asian (but was born in Paris to Americans,) she doesn't seem to have any disability I can find, I think she's just plain ol' ugly. It just happens sometimes.

 

[MrTroll]

It's probably the knowledge that Lisa Simpson will persist as an AI long after her voice actor, as well as you and everyone you know and love, are long dead.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Maybe it's because her eyes are too close together?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Wow, yeah, she does have a strange face.
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She's not Asian (but was born in Paris to Americans,) she doesn't seem to have any disability I can find, I think she's just plain ol' ugly. It just happens sometimes.

definite uncanny valley vibes. Not to say I wouldn't though.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I’m super triggered by the name Yeardley because of George Huguely’s interrogation footage from his murder of Yeardley Love

Yaaaaaaardley
That’s outraaaaaaageous
I just wanna TALK to you
You’re being outraaaaageous

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Saying the things Lisa says would turn anyone into ol' Monster Face.

 

[Tablet County]

She looks like an oblivion character.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

she looks like she got hit in the face and permeanantly made it flat

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Reminds me a bit of the Woll Smoth meme from years back.

GOD DOM IT BORT

 

[Cats]

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Just like every generic white woman, her mouth looks like the cloaca of a chicken, and she's got too much distance between her nose and her upper lip.

Here she is young. She does resemble half East Asian Half Generic White. Maybe adopted or the mother had an extra marital affair. A nyway, her Lisa voice is spot on since the Simps's inception. Unlike the rest of the cast.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Maybe it's because her eyes are too close together?

and SMALL. Christ, her eyes are the size of raisins.

She looks like a 3D printout of some child's drawing of an adult

 

[Twinkie]

She has abnormally small eyes, and the round-ish shape of her face makes the eyes looks smaller still.

She's interesting looking.

 

[Marc]

 

[Dysnomia]

Wow, yeah, she does have a strange face.
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She's not Asian (but was born in Paris to Americans,) she doesn't seem to have any disability I can find, I think she's just plain ol' ugly. It just happens sometimes.

Also, she came from a wealthy, notable family. So she would have been fine even if she wasn't a celebrity.

She'd look better without the black eye makeup. It makes small eyes smaller. I don't really think she's ugly. Just very unusual looking. She'd look prettier if she did her eyes up different.