🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[break these cuffs]

Listen all I wanted to do was give Ethan some beer.. He's on hard times alone in Mexico.
Now he thinks I'm trying to swat him..

Kill yourself, faggot.

 

[Revenas2005]

i think it is stupid whatever you wanted to do my friend.

Spending 10 bucks of Modelo? Dude got paid for his time. Probably kept the beer too. No one was hurt.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Spending 10 bucks of Modelo? Dude got paid for his time. Probably kept the beer too. No one was hurt.

i think it comes more down to the possibility of people interpreting what you were doing as gay ops. Interacting and sending things to ralph. I'm not personally affected by whatever, but honestly i dont think ralph needs modelos (or maybe he needs piss bottles). I hope it doesnt turn into a shit show. I personally wouldnt have done it. But you do you.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If they really wanted to find him they’d just hire a Mexican gumshoe

 

[Elmo]

If they really wanted to find him they’d just hire a Mexican gumshoe

Mexican Christorian X will be along soon enough.

 

[TJBirish]

Spending 10 bucks of Modelo? Dude got paid for his time. Probably kept the beer too. No one was hurt.

DON'T. PET. THE. COWS....

 

[Fornicario]

Why must people tip the cows? They are brought to wider attention by the cow's antics. It's bitchmade, retarded, and very homosexual. If you want to collab, just do it and own it. This kind of shit belongs on IP2, where the scum does it for the same reason you do. Clout chasing faggot.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Kill yourself, faggot.

Truth

 

[Thorndyke Special]

If they really wanted to find him they’d just hire a Mexican gumshoe

Felipe Marlowe

 

[NaggotFigger]

Why must people tip the cows? They are brought to wider attention by the cow's antics. It's bitchmade, retarded, and very homosexual. If you want to collab, just do it and own it. This kind of shit belongs on IP2, where the scum does it for the same reason you do. Clout chasing faggot.

Because they do not exactly know the reason why they want to do it for da lulz. Just like any other faggots that are bored as fuck and thinking of a "so genius trolling plan" on a certain lolcow they hated. No-one that is as faggot and bitchy as an average ayylawg on the 'net. It was really boring if they tried to tip their lolcow.

Also Ralph's live fapping... yeah. Nothing else to say but Gunty Piggy better be ready to be mocked and memed into oblivion like Pigroach did back in 2016.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Felipe Marlowe

Sherloco Homes

 

[PauperVita]

Kill yourself, faggot.

Seconded

@Revenas2005 You’re not going to be an e-celebrity and the fact that you want to be makes you the lolcow. Definitely kill yourself.

 

[AltisticRight]

Spending 10 bucks of Modelo? Dude got paid for his time. Probably kept the beer too. No one was hurt.

Let it be known that no one on the forum endorses such boring and gay cow-tipping antics.
No second chances. If you want to paypig, no one's stopping you (still a fag).
If you want to do this kind of gay shit such as sending food, just neck.

 

[hesaback]

He could probably get a few bucks for doing a dance swinging around his naked gunt like a hula skirt.

It's 5 am, I was just thinking about going to bed and you have put that image in my mind. It's hilariously horrific.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Seconded

@Revenas2005 You’re not going to be an e-celebrity and the fact that you want to be makes you the lolcow. Definitely kill yourself.

from a drunk chill out. no one cares.

 

[Tracksuit PHd]

At one point, maybe on my old account, I made the DSP/Ralph connection joke multiple times. But it's even more depressing that we've come full circle for one simple reason: Phil did it better.

 

[AltisticRight]

At one point, maybe on my old account, I made the DSP/Ralph connection joke multiple times. But it's even more depressing that we've come full circle for one simple reason: Phil did it better.

DSP is unironically better at video games than Ethan Ralph.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

If they really wanted to find him they’d just hire a Mexican gumshoe

"Sir, can you help us find this fat American?"

"Senor, you surely don't mean to send me after El Gunticabra. Legend has it that if you have the misfortune of staring directly into the Gunt, your arteries will instantly become blocked and your wife will flee the country."

 

[TJBirish]

Felipe Marlowe

And if they want to get rid of him they could hire a gentleman investigator/gunfighter......like Paladin

"Have Gunt - Will Travel"

(look it up children!)

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph tries to damage control cancelling his stream event but accidentally reveals how he gets blown off in creative ways to avoid dealing with him. Very similar to how Dax Mastersimp conveniently only breaks a bone when he's supposed to hang out IRL with him. It's clear Styx has zero respect for him too. Hey Ralph, time to do firesales of shots and xannies today instead and sell off the last of your dignity!

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